1. 64
2. China
3. Only on Thursdays
4. Mice
5. Engelbert Humperdinck
6. Wax
7. None
8. Cynthia
9. Steam powered
10. You drink it
11. Lemon curry
12. Prussian blue
13. Telephone
14. Three times: once in the cellar, once on the roof, once in the bedroom
15. Rotary
16. Rose madder carmine
17. Penis
18. 102
19. Flat screen
20. Double-sprung
21. So it comes off easily
22. Cordless
23. Winter
24. Your mum
25. Running a newspaper
26. Coat hanger
27. (a) Pilchard (b) because it is longer
28. Ruled margin
29. Sylvester McCoy
30. Sponge
31. Emulsification
32. My Best Friend's Wedding
33. My best friend's wedding
34. Acid wash
35. 5 litre
36. Triangle
37. Penis
38. Semi-final
39. Turkish lira
40. Corners
41. Sorbolene
42. Doug
43. Four legs
44. Tarmac
45. There is no fifth quadrant
46. Ice
47. Posthumously
48. Underpants
49. Munition factory
50. Stallion
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 25 January 2008 04:35 (eighteen years ago)