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Let's slander Lingbert, in hopes that he'll post here again

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you are gayer than your gay brother

― jergins, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

inspiration: for shame, gr8080, for shame

― jergins, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

you are a tall drink of dirty water

― jergïns, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

im pretty sure its been lingbert sending me 40 txt's a night about doing gay stuffs.

― chaki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

i've drank piss better than the beer you bring over

― jergïns, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

nickelback >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> xmas music

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

the truth is not a dis: you eat spaghetti every day

― jergins, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

it's too easy

― lxy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

(but it's b/c we luv u)

― lxy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

more like small or small

― gr8080, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

lingbert will always remain @#$%& from mind and below....
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i need to check yours whether it is really small or !!??

catch you later....

-- Akansha, Friday, June 23, 2006 3:35 PM

― am0n, Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:49 (eighteen years ago)

Akansha king of the zing

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 February 2008 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

did it work

― am0n, Saturday, 8 March 2008 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

slander vs libel

― Lingbert, Sunday, 9 March 2008 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

lingbert means penis in india

― bell_labs, Sunday, 9 March 2008 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

lingbert will always remain http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/qbert_regex_16.png

― am0n, Sunday, 9 March 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

ti ji ji

― Lingbert, Sunday, 9 March 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

im pretty sure its been lingbert sending me 40 txt's a night about doing gay stuffs.

-- chaki, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 6:39 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

^^^this ended up being jergins

― chaki, Monday, 10 March 2008 05:49 (eighteen years ago)

sorry about that

― jergïns, Monday, 10 March 2008 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

for the record, i have sent you zero texts ever chaki

― Lingbert, Monday, 10 March 2008 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

no txts but one massage

― roxymuzak, Monday, 10 March 2008 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

c on txts

― am0n, Monday, 10 March 2008 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

I heard lingbert kills prostitutes in his spare time

― The Reverend, Monday, 10 March 2008 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

ti ji ji pretty much says it all :(

― ilx robot (jergins), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 04:27 (seventeen years ago)

it won't work.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

nickelback >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> xmas music

― am0n, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 10:11 PM

― ¸„ø¤º°¨º¤ø „¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º „¸¨°º¤ (eman), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 05:08 (seventeen years ago)

lingbert is rotin.

― estela, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 05:22 (seventeen years ago)

he's a disgrace to tall drinks of dirty water.

― estela, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

if i had to choose a winner out of lingbert and a grapefruit i would choose the grapefruit.

― estela, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 05:31 (seventeen years ago)

lingbert is gay

― goaty (harbl), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 10:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://8bp050.8bitpeoples.com/images/monkey_o.gif

― ¸„ø¤º°¨º¤ø „¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º „¸¨°º¤ (eman), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

what is that even

― goaty (harbl), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

an ape with a tiny mouse humping it? spilling a martini?

― goaty (harbl), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

it's pretty gay to spill your martini

― tehresa, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

so that pulsating stringy thing is spillage, huh? I thought it was a dismembered daddy-long-legs, clinging to the glass with its one remaining leg and trembling in fearful anticipation of its certain and imminent demise.

― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

(the daddy-long-legs happens to be extremely gay, fyi)

― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

I would not eat a slice of lingbery pie. I would not drink a glass of freshly-squeezed lingbery juice. I would not spread my toast with lingbery jam.

― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

pigeons don't get out of your way, you have to walk around them

― doo WOP doo (jergins), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

every time i type lingbert *rolls eyes* i roll my eyes.

― estela, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 05:37 (seventeen years ago)

alarming driblet

― doo WOP doo (jergins), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 05:51 (seventeen years ago)

alarming driblet, big or small

― I just take my louis jag out and wave it round in the air (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ZuFKda5xL.jpg

― tehresa, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

lingbert is gone of the net because of you ;_;

― goaty (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2009 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

:( sorry

― tehresa, Thursday, 2 April 2009 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

maybe it wasn't really me ;-)

― tehresa, Thursday, 2 April 2009 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

not "you," it's just how the saying goes, duh

― goaty (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)

i know that, duh. see follow-up meme.

― tehresa, Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

no doy

― goaty (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

After i return back from the toliet, I saw him serching for me but i chose not to see him and igorn him after he called me. Why im doing this. At that moment, im still angry. I jsut wan to be alone. He ask me what im doing at the toilet and i told him i shitted. He knew the real reason but still wan to test me. I lied to him again. He say dun ever lied to him cos he knew every moved i make he know what i doing. Secondly, pls respect him, he called me 5 time i only rely him once. Dun treat him as a idiot. He is older than me and i should show him respect. Yup is alway my mistake and i dun very apologised and say sorry. I losed but i refuse to admit im wrong. Im alway like that. Why a sorry can be so difficult to say?I gave me a last warning if i piss him off one more time, he will send me straight home. He cann't tolerate any of my nonese. I really broke down and i just wan to go home. I dun wan to see him. But wat the point of saying sending me home and i wan to go home, he dun allow. A lot of ppl looking at me and he called me to go to another place.

― buzza, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

RIP

― tehresa, Thursday, 23 December 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)

that reads like a msg board huckleberry finn

― positive reflection is the key (harbl), Thursday, 23 December 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)


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