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THE WARM MELON

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Buy a ripe melon. Cut a hole in one side or end to accommodate your erect penis. Warm melon in the oven. Remove and insert pernis while the melon is still warm. Pump to climax!

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 7 June 2008 05:30 (eighteen years ago)

Remove and insert pernis

― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 7 June 2008 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1377/533200675_5e99372dbd_o.jpg

― gr8080, Saturday, 7 June 2008 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

pork u pine

― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 7 June 2008 12:52 (eighteen years ago)


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