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Which pop musicians could you easily kick the shit out of?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 13 April 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to think I could kick the shit out of Fred Durst jut because I can't stand the fucker and his dirty ass red hat... but actually being able to do so... I don't know. I'm only 5'2'' and 130 so I think that leaves just the boys from Sum 41 and maybe Mandy Moore.

― Lola Falana, Sunday, 13 April 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Prince

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 13 April 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i killed 2pac and the notorious B.I.G, so suck on my big fat one.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Which one's that again? The left?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

SELFSUCK.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I killed Madonna last night

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

about time.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah her attempts at satire and rapping were really detracting from my enjoyment of "Like a Prayer", so bye M

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

madonna copied me by getting a gap in her teeth.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The way she walks on two legs is a blatant ripoff of my notorious style

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, if she was REALLY original, she'd be tripedal.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

EXACTLY. And she'd have a third eye, at least.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

then she'd have been sexy too, at least.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It'd take more than that, what a PIGDOG she is (is that the word?)

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

she was sexy up until about 1990 or something, or whenever it is she decided she was ashamed of being trashy.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean BEFORE "Erotica" and "Sex"... what fun it'll be for her kids to see those pieces of crap.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

tiffin lost her retainer so she's afraid of getting a gap in her teeth but i told her just let it, i think the gaps are sexy.

― rebekah (rebekah), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Madonna stopped being sexy when she brought the cone boobs in. That was just way too much. Remember her short platinum hair? That was so not cool. I think my favorite song by her has to be "Vogue". It's great.
My top 5 Madonna songs:
5.) True Blue
4.) Dress You Up (In My Love)
3.) Like a Prayer
2.) Like A Virgin
1.) Vogue

― Lola Falana, Monday, 14 April 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

mine are:

1) Live To Tell
2) Crazy For You
3) Open Your Heart
4) Angel
5) Material Girl.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 14 April 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

mine are:

1)Black Betty
2)Mucho Muchacha
3)In Bloom
4)Stand by Your Man
5)Does you Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (On the bedpost over night?)

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i could smash the crap out of tatu i reckon. they have no power behind them whatsoever.

― webber (webber), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I could take Lil Bow Wow and possibly Aaron Carter.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 14 April 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You better watch out tho. Lil Bow Wow probably all hooked up in the east coast west coast gangsta shit...if you kick the shit out of him your ass is gonna get shot... ;)

― Lola Falana, Monday, 14 April 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll do it ninja-style...him and his boys won't know what hit 'em

― oops (Oops), Monday, 14 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

is he the one that supposedly has grown women trying to get with him?

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 14 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Ninja style. Hell yeah. Don't be lame and do a drive by. That's too obvious. You sshould grapple down from his ceiling... and then a swift his to the nose... and ...done. I'll pull you back up from the A/C vent. ;)

― Lola Falana, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"Live to Tell" is a lovely song, probably the best (only good, maybe) 80s pop ballad. Why do they tend to mostly be so awful?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 17 April 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

THEY DO NOT!! haven't youheard "time after time" by cyndi lauper, or anything by foreigner, or boys of summer?

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 17 April 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Time after Time" is nice, fuck Foreigner, "Boys of Summer" is not a ballad!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 17 April 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't it too fast? Also I don't actually think I remember any Foreigner songs, maybe I like them. What were their hits?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 18 April 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe you're right, though it does have that atmospheric element. FUCK FOREIGNER??!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, FOOL!

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 18 April 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

foreigner rock!

― webber (webber), Monday, 21 April 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

its alright, andrew is just defensive about being a dirty white boi.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 April 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

It also might have something to do with him being as cold as ice...

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Monday, 21 April 2003 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

he just wants to know what love is.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 April 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I certainly don't want you to show me, Dianne. Um I like 'Take My Breath Away' better as far as that sort of that thing goes

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 21 April 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

but you've been waiting for a girl like me, to come into your life.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 April 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know enough Foreigner lyrics to keep this going

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

but i don't wanna live without you.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't say! Thanks.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 24 April 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

you guys cant live toghther cuz it will kill late night AIM disco-bitchin'

― ducklingmonster (ducklingmonster), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, NO.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

hahah this thread is funnty. my madonna top 5 is now
1) crazy for you
2) cherish
3) like a prayer
4) live to tell
5) angel

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

My Madonna Top 5 consists entirely of "Vogue".

― Schwingung (Damian), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

That might sound harsh, but one very good song is much more than zero good songs.

― Schwingung (Damian), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Jack White really kicked the shit out of some guy in another band, what a dickwad.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i never liked him much anyway. he dresses like merrin.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

And he looks like a badger.

― Schwingung (Damian), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

b-b-but badgers are cute!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i don't believe i've ever seen one.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://atschool.eduweb.co.uk/sirrobhitch.suffolk/habitats/images/badger.jpg

Ryan Adams called him a badger first, so I admit to it being a stolen insult. Badgers don't sing in annoying pseudo-English fop accents though, and if they do, they're probably less annoying than Jack White is, in any case.

― Schwingung (Damian), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw a badger once! In Germany. In Australia a wombat bit me.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

was it the wombat off A Country Practice?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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