I hate you enough to want to eat you!

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To my "darling" EX-step dauther: I loved your mother just as much as you did. I miss her alot too. I'm glad to know the doctor who misdiagnosed her illness finally had his license revoked! And to think, that quack was just two days away from retirement. Now look at him: no pension, no savings, nothing! It all went to paying lawyer fees, and he still has more to pay.

So now, you little bitch, you have the unmitigated gall to appeal the will your mother left behind? She left her property for me to remember her by. You have more then I do. Simply put, you're not appealing because of some alleged "flaw", you simply have a chip on your shoulder toward me. Your mother knew and so did everyone else in the family. And now you're going to take from me, everything that meant alot to your mother during our 12-year marriage....

I discovered from a state trooper, that this isn't the first time you've screwed someone over. On Sept. 21st, 1996, you offered sexual favors to a female jailier in exchange for preferable treatment when you got arrested for assaulting a school teacher! The jailer didn't bite, except to bite your ass with additional charges!!

You got convicted on the assault charge, but the charges of bribery were dismissed. You did only weekends in jail, so you could work at your job to pay the fines and court costs.

On Feburary 23rd, 1998, you wrote out an insufficient check in the amount of $935.99 to an elderly woman to purchase her car. Then three hours later you wrecked the car while speeding at 45mph in a 15mph zone, because you swerved to avoid hitting a little kid!

You did probation on the back check charge, and that pissed me off!

Ok bitch, you loved to tease me with your strutting around half naked and on two occassions (by YOUR own admission!) without a stitch of clothing! Your mother KNOWS about your email sent to my personal email address back on July 13th, 1999, practically begging me to fuck you. I still have a copy of that email and my lawyer and your lawyer are going to know about it.

What's more, you bragged about it to a couple of your friends AT YOUR CHURCH, mind you! That brings me to my next point: you are such a hypocrite when it comes to religion and marriage-committment! You openly declare your loyalty to that low-IQ husband of yours to everyone who'd listen, and you have everyone fooled, except me, your mother and soon, the lawyers! And after that, everyone in town.

As soon as the appeal is over, I'm going on the internet and send copies of everything on you to everyone I know and don't know, complete with your full name, street address, home phone, cell-phone, pager number and fax number. I'm going to disclose your usual email as well as your three secret little email addresses! Then I'm going to upload and publish that nude photo your then-fiance' (now husband) took of you in his parents' home, while they were sleeping in the next room, you slut!

And to think, his parents are such strict religious people of the local Quaker congregation!

But most of all, I'm going to upload all those "secret" little emails between you and that stupid-ass cannibal pen-pal of yours in Fiji!

Yes, you were stupid enough to leave your logon and password wide open to automatic logon, with your home computer! I've always suspected you of something going on as soon as you were online. Your mother suspected alot too, only I never told her about that cannibal!

Your mother distracted you in the back-yard during your BBQ (and your husband being at work) so I could gain access to your computer.

You know, for someone who's supposed to be so street-smart, you failed to see right through your mothers' plan, and you made it clear from the get-go when you got your computer, that you'd never allow me to use it under any circumstances.


Everyone will soon know when the appeals are over.

Since you have a sick fetish of being eaten by cannibals, then it shouldn't shock you when I tell you that you definately have enough meat on your body to feed at least 100 people. But if I have to eat you, I'm going to FUCK you first and have my way with you for at least two days! Then as soon as I'm satisfied in the rape department, then I will prepare your flesh for consumption.!!!!

I will enjoy feasting on your flesh,......sip-sip-sip-sip-sip-sip (just like Hannibal Lector does with that trademark sucking-sipping sound he makes in his Hannibal the Cannibal movies!!!!)

NOT!

OH, WOW! I just woke up from my coma!

I hate you enough dear (EX!) step-daughter, but not enough to kill you and eat you. Beside's you might have mad cow disease....

Wake up you bitch and smell the reality of coffee! When I'm through with you in court, later the internet, you'll never want to show your face in public again!

From your EX-step dad., Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow. The point of these threads are to put interesting bitter statements. Not crap. No one cares. Don't be upset cause your stepdaughter wouldn't sleep with you. Move along.

Lol Falana, Friday, 18 April 2003 01:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

that's kind of frightening

rebekah (rebekah), Friday, 18 April 2003 06:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Falana, I had two chances to fuck my step-daughter. I did not do so because unlike her, I am (was) a loyal, committed husband to my (now) late wife!

If the circumstances were any different when she was alive such not marrying anyone to begin with, yes, I would have stuffed my dick inside my step-daughters cunt every night and fucked her until she was too sore to carry on.

My late-wife was a great piece of ass!

Now to rebekah, what was so frightening?

(EX) step-dad, Friday, 18 April 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anyone care to see THE nude pic of that slut-bitch ex-step-daughter of mine?

(EX) step-dad, Friday, 18 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

But under no circumstances do any of you get to see any nude pics of my late-wife.

(EX) step-dad, Friday, 18 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dude. No one wants to see that shit. Go whack to some porn sites. We're not like that. Go away.

Lola Falana, Friday, 18 April 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

^What she said

oops (Oops), Friday, 18 April 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

OK, so I won't show any porn. Just offered, and you have the right to refuse. I respect that.

step-dad, Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey guys! What's your favorite scary movie of allllll time?? I'll go first... "The Shining". And my runner up? "The Exorcist". I took my brother to the emergency room the other night because he had a really bad bloody nose... and as we were waiting, I downloaded some new tunes to my phone, one of which was "Tubular Bells" (The Exorcist theme) after I dl-ed it, I played it back to listen to it, and as I was doing so, I priest walked into the Emergency Room. How creepy is THAT?? ;)

Lola Falana, Saturday, 19 April 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow! Quite a post here! I would venture to say that this guy has alot of hostility toward his obviously ex-step daughter. Yes, I read the entire post-twice. I don't agree his wanting to post porn. Lighten up on this guy a bit. He got his frustration out of his system I think. Let's go forward from here.

Private Investigator, Saturday, 19 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

i opened this thread, scrolled down and typed this

webber (webber), Monday, 21 April 2003 02:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is this for real? Come on now... this is just too fuck hilarious. Go sell some screen writes, man... that might cheer you up. See if you can get John Waters to direct.

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Monday, 21 April 2003 07:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, same as webber tbh

jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 10:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm thirsty.

di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hate you enough to want to DRINK you!

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hate you enough to want to spread you on a RITZ and lick you off of it.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 1 May 2003 06:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
god damn dont writ so much and stop being a tipical american

kaaos, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

five years pass...

tipical american cannibal

^_^ (unregistered), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

oh my

harbl, Thursday, 10 September 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

this goes beyond resultant paste ...

51 active users (sarahel), Thursday, 10 September 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Wake up you bitch and smell the reality of coffee!

harbl, Thursday, 10 September 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

besides, you might have mad cow disease ...

51 active users (sarahel), Thursday, 10 September 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I will enjoy feasting on your flesh,......sip-sip-sip-sip-sip-sip

am0n, Thursday, 10 September 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Then three hours later you wrecked the car while speeding at 45mph in a 15mph zone, because you swerved to avoid hitting a little kid!

---geez it's just a kid bitch!

Niles Caulder, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link


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