i hate being horny

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no serious comment; i've bitched before here about "that certain someone" just wanting to be friends.
:^p

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Spike their drink. I'm sure they have plenty of friends.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to run you over in my car. Say "yes please" or die.

― Lynch (Lynch), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate it too, but my 9am lecture will deftly murder any lust i might have had for anything.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

God I'm going to cut my balls off and climb to the top of a mountain where a monastery is located and become a Zen buddahist monk. Alcohol is evil, and sex drive is a cancer. Arrrggghhh

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure you can. Alcohol is merely hot-tasting spirits which are easily flammable; likewise, sex drive is just a means of your body saying that it needs sex. You can fight it; though chopping off your testicles aren't going to help (as it involves major pain during the process--those dendrites in your brain make it happen; so if you were to proceed with that option, at least have the sanity to smoke enough weed to deter your dendrites from going off and making you feel pain.)

Oh yeah, read "Welcome to the monkey house" by Kurt Vonnegut. You'll like it; it's a story collection of Vonnegut's early works; the short story inside that collection of the same name explains how quickly the human race could multiply when we're inethical about sex.

― Lynch (Lynch), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Odd you should mention that book, Lynch. I checked that exact title out of the Library along with Paradise Lost earlier this month; unfortunately finals kept me from reading both.

I love "Breakfast of Champions", "Slaughterhouse Five", and "Cat's Cradle". I think I'm about ready for some more Vonnegut.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 30 May 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

― "Chameleon Man" (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 05:44 (seventeen years ago)

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