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OKay. I've been looking at some of our threads, especially the ones that fall to the bottom, and it seems as though all of our conversation is fucked up by him and I'm tired of it. I want actual conversation. SOOOO I am hereby declaring this thread an Adrian free thread. Andrew, I know you have the power, so everytime he posts anything on this thread that is the SLIGHTEST bit off topic, I would appreciate it if it was gone. Yay.

So what do we talk about, kids? Pose a question...

― Lola Falana, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

;D woot, yay, hoopla! haha, yeah he's getting even better at destroying threads especially with his new mate DECIDE or whatever his/her name is. erm, we could bitch about him without him trying to defend himself? hmm, nah, is there not a way to secretly change the site address so he can't find us all:o >:E or like a lock thing to stop him posting?;/

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

*idea* there should be a box to tick on the thing when you register or whatever to post..."if you're a complete twat, tick this box", he'd fall for it everytime therefore wouldn't be able to ever post;D pleasure.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear online friends,

Hmm.So it has come to this huh? After all the "awesome" fun we have had together you
wish to destroy me already? What if another moron like DEICIDE comes along and ruins
your plans of having a decent conversation all together? I bet you will be very sorry that
you got rid of me huh? Tisk,tisk, my sweet Lola, you still cannot stop me.As far as I am
concerned, I can never die, one way or another I shall ooze upon your threads like an evil
dark plague and persevere in my quest to destroy absolutely all who continue to annoy me
with their inconsiderate remarks and their pointless arguments.All of your bickering and
nonsensical discussions only make me greater realize the sad fate of this uninteresting and
defiled race called mankind and its eventual end.The simplicity and wholeness of a planet
once clean of the diseased nature of man, has been stained with its war and tainted by its
trash of unnatural products polluting the balance of life on earth.What is worse is to hear
these pathetic hideous primates chat away their all to clean and imminent doom.Your all
going to expire in the end, so all you have now is foolishness and obstinate folly to discuss
concerning ..........nothing.With the advancement of technology shall come more imbeciles
that waste their time with dumb arguments online and eventually there will only
fat,whinny,lazy slobs with no potential or prospect of doing anything but getting obese and
immediately dying after eating too many Twinkies chatting about how much they say
“They hate Twinkies”.Mankind is irrelevant to the planet Earth, and eventually, nature will
take its course, and destroy us in the end.The least we can do is try not to provoke Mother
nature to destroy us by showing her we are not just a race of idiots that care of nothing by
just excluding the fact that we must get over our petty differences and start being more
cautious about the people we offend and the paraphernalia we vomit online.I only quarrel
with all of you because you you need someone to disagree with, I just cannot allow you to
simply say things that make no sense at all, especially about me.So if you want to so badly
get me removed, then fine.I will just find other ways to torment you online anyway.You
people don’t deserve to say anything about anyone else, being that you are such imprudent
little fools with worse grammar and attitudes worse than myself anyway. I just hope that
somehow, one day, you people and I can come close to some kind of resolution and
finally become “actual” friends.I hope.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Can someone say 'issues'?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Well no, Adrian, as you know I can just delete anything you write. You "ooze" if I let you, and that's it. I like yr letter though.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait... run that part by me again about inconsiderate remarks and pointless arguements, because I don't remember you showing up here with anything that even resembled politeness. You don't understand why the people here grow tired of your presence? You're here to put us in our place and remind us of how stupid we are by resorting to sending us messages that represent the more base and derogatory kinds of behavior that a person is capable of?
I don't hate you, but I don't understand what you are hoping to accomplish by always tearing down the words of everyone else, and constantly breaking the flow of conversation down to something revolving around the lack of action your cock is getting these days. It doesn't make sense to me. But I guess this is your reaction to the "fat,whinny,lazy slobs with no potential or prospect of doing anything but getting obese and immediately dying after eating too many Twinkies chatting about how much they say “They hate Twinkies”" Well I'm sorry if you are really convinced that the people who post here are as bitter and hateful as you think they are. There's a level of satire to all these postings, and you shouldn't take it all so seriously. In the same respect, you shouldn't take it so unseriously that you completely disregard the value of your own words, and constantly spew out whatever trash comes into your mind. If you make that kind of behavior you regular pattern of social interaction, then sure as hell do not be suprised when people start ignoring you. Say whatever you want, fuck it, but don't be suprised when the only person bothering to read what you write anymore is you.
I don't mean to preach at you, and yes, it would be nice if we could be friends, but friends don't consider other friends viruses that are beneath them on the evolutionary chain. Nor do they constantly say things that degrade their friends every chance they get. That shows a lot of insecurity. I hope something I've said is meaningful to you, and if not, well, I'm sorry for wasting your time.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Thursday, 24 July 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well! Most of the shit I said was bullshit anyway! I was only just trying to show off my advanced vocabulary and that I can write a somewhat decent post without profanity to show how intelligent I really am.I hate people thinking I am stupid and all.I just wanted to sound all educated.Anyway, since I grow tired of trying to destroy you people, I am going to ask you all a question that seems to be on everbodys mind:

Do any of you think Kobe Bryant sexually assaulted that woman in Colorado? You think he will have a fair trial? Would any of you bang his wife? Does Lola look like that? Are any of you San Antonio Spurs fans (because if you are, I am going to kick your asses) and do you think the Los Angeles Lakers dynasty is over? Explain:

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard this whole dumb thing that his assault'd increase his street cred and thus sales of his ugly shoes. It was unpleasant. I have no idea about the situation, myself. Adrian please be polite, some of yr posts are funny but a lot are heading back to being deleted.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 24 July 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew>> DELETE HIM.

new topic:
I was at work tonight, and someone ordered a beer. It had a very small head. It was a Bass. When people order Guiness, the whole fucking thing is a huge huge head. To me, beer is beer...I'm not too fond of it...What makes beers better than other beers? What beers do you guys like? I like Fuzzy Navels!! (Put and umbrella in it and call me a fag!)

― lola falana, Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

guinness is beautiful. do you hav John Smiths Magnet in America?? that's infinately nice...the "extra smooth" one. omg, sorry but it beats Bud.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Thursday, 24 July 2003 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Jonathan> No, I've never heard of that beer...but yes..I belive Bud/ Coors/Miller are all pretty damn close to horse pee. I won't drink American beers unless they are little microbrews and can't be taken over by big business thinking. Those facist bastards. I love a little beer called Gordon Biersch. Their Maartzen blend is to die for. They also make good rootbeer and garlic fries!

― Lola Falana, Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

A beer drinking Dyke, I'm not used to that sort of thing y'know, seriously. Sorry I was such a dick before.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't really drink beer, but I work at a bar and grill...so I have to...you know, learn a little bit about the stuff we sell. Don't be such an ass.

― Lola Falana, Friday, 25 July 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey handsome! You wanna fucking stop putting bullshit on my post you dick weed!

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 25 July 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Lola, I got a Gordon Biersch pint glass? Ain't ya jealous? (There's a brewery/restaraunt thingee in Tempe)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 25 July 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit! you'll have to find some of the John Smiths i swear...you know in Friends where they coem back from London and they're all bumming Boddingtons...? well it's a bit like that, but nicer:)

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

NICE!

― Lola Falana, Friday, 25 July 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew, I am going to kill you.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 26 July 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I went to the club last night. Yes. It was a gay club, and no. I didn't hook up with anyone. I already had chicks to begin with. Anyway...I got a drink and it came with a cherry. I am able to tie the stem in a knot with my tongue. Do you guys think that's an inherited trait? Like...rolling your tongue and stuff...or is it something that can be learned? Cause you know the whole, Dr.Spoke hand thing? Yeah...I can't do that...no matter how hard I try. Anyone have any little stupid human tricks?

― Lola Falana, Saturday, 26 July 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Lola, does anyone care?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 26 July 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently you do cause you keep posting!! How sad!!! HaHaHaHaHa!! I laugh and spit in your face.

― Lola Falana, Sunday, 27 July 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait... do you mean the whole Mr. Spock vulcan hand sign thing? I think Dr. Ben Spock is the guy who wrote the book on child development that was big in the 80's... but hey, he could have had a hand thing too, I'm not sure. I didn't read the book. Maybe his hand trick was kind of like the hand trick that Crocodile Dundee had so he could make bulls just pass out by extending his pinky and thumb at the same time, giving a menacing look, and a high-pitch whine. If Dr. Spock had one of those tricks too, I would certainly like to learn it. Then I could make rowdy young children who are beating on my knee caps with a wiffle ball bat just pass out on the spot.
I think your ability to tie a cherry stem with your tongue says something about the versatility of your tongue more than anything else, Lola.... and I don't know if that's genetic. If it is, they should isolate that gene and start working towards creating more tongue-talented women in the world. That would be bringing us one step closer to world peace.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Lol! Thanks Dan. As for the Dr. Spock thing...yeah...I meant Mr. Spock. I didn't know his official title cause I'm not a Star Trek fan...but yeah I figured he was pretty smart so I think the producers are all assholes for not giving him a Ph.D. How sad.

― Lola Falana, Sunday, 27 July 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I want you all to know something about me.I fucking hate my parents.Thank you.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I fucking hate my parents.And of you wish to know why?

For one:

1.They are dumb

2.They have no respect for my privacy

3.They are fucking useless

4.They stink like shit yet they constantly tell me about how much I stink.

5.They are losers (And have a half-ass look at everything at life, including my unhappiness)

6.They cant hold a decent conversation without referring to how badly they wish me to leave (But if they were actual good parents, then I would not be so fucking content to want to get away from them)

7.They did not try to help me when I went to the doctor for this fucking irritating as fucking hell eye condition called floaters and only assisted me by getting me better glasses (Not solving the fucking problem at all)

8.I want to choke them but I dont know where I can put the bodies.

9.They are the reason my life sucks and why I use you people to escape the ever boring hell I call my life by calloing you names.

10.They dont make any effort to change themselves.

11.They are failures and are a bad influence on me.

Just a few of the reasons why I hate them.But I shall come up with more in the future.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If your so much better than your parents, why don't you try to set the example and do something with your life. Why not take advantage of the one thing they have given you... your existence.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow you have shitty parents? I never would've guessed...

― Lola Falana, Monday, 28 July 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep, thats why I am so evil.I cant help myself, I just have to be all fucked up when I talk to you.It is like since I cant talk to my parents face, I have to use you to vent my anger and unhappiness as a way to be one with my anger and express myself to get all that rage out and relive myself of the impulse to kill someone or something.I am nuts, and I dont bullshit.I might be an asshole, but my life is fucked up, so no wonder why I am such an asshole. I am sorry, I will try to be more rational (for once) and be nice.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 28 July 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't use evil to describe you. Misguided yes, but evil no.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You aren't cool enough to be evil. Just psychotic.

― Lola Falana, Monday, 28 July 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I seriously hope you can one day get past the fact that you have shitty parents and take responsibility for your life's direction.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 28 July 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Lola! I am evil goddamit!!! More evil than you opening your legs to the world and stinking up the entire ozone layer with cunt juice!!!
I can smell your pussy all the way from here, and man does it stink!!!

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 28 July 2003 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"EWWW pussy" says the GAY MAN.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 28 July 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yup, gay men HAAATE pussy!!

― Lola Falana, Monday, 28 July 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! there's nothing really left to wonder about why adrian's such a shitlips...his parents fisted him up, so to speak:/, also there's no hope of "reform"(?) as we now know why.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon, that does not mean I cant kick you ass, doesnt it?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

double negative there adrian, therefore saying you cannot indeed kick my "ass", anyway, no more talk of this, O my brothers. For we are all droogs here and mustn't do wrong by each other. if'st thou viddies anything scrawled by my rooks that offends ye, then simply try to put it out of mind, for i want not to make enemies, O my brothers.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

This is pathetic.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

but why?

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Because you annoy me.Lola is less annoying because shes a female, and women can be thought of in the the gutter freeley by horny 18 year olds like me,and I would never lay a finger on her.But as for you, I would glady have your face rearranged to look like the scabs on Rosie "O" Donells ass (If I spelled that corretly) anyway, you got a beef with me "Gayttins" hmm? I dont think you could handle me in a boxing ring little man, stick to listening to emo punk indie bullshit, stay away from us pissed off nu-metal kids, or else!!!!!!!!!

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 31 July 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Viddy well little brothers, viddy well...

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Thursday, 31 July 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

a boxing ring thou sayths? how poor. also i may add i am not emo, and nu-metal is dead, if it ever was alive...

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Thursday, 31 July 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, fuck you anyhow....................

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 31 July 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

..................I like hott boyzzz and that's all that matterzz

― ~Adrian McCoy, Thursday, 31 July 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200_web/drp200/p224/p2249612u80.jpg

(man, googling hot boys returns some images i did NOT want to see)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 1 August 2003 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Friday, 1 August 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 1 August 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

perfect sense no? =]

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Friday, 1 August 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Why create boards if you aren't going to post anything?

― DÜÄ|\|3 (doorag), Saturday, 2 August 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll give you money Duane if you can find me any of the lyrics Doo Rag has written...

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 3 August 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I can do the Spock thing, go me

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 3 August 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

Andrew, I am going to kill you.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, July 26, 2003 12:42 AM

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