I hate Elisabeth!!!! Stupid ass boring waste of oxgen slut!!!!!!!!!!!

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Daer dumb ass Elisabeth (Who is dogshit compared to Lola, because at least she says things that give me boners, unlike you, you , no one cares about some bullshit like your soda and your computer quiz bullshit! Your a fucking moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (excised due to tedious length)

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant to say oxygen, but you get the picture...............

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

And I guess a heater isn't something you when yr bored in SUMMER unless you want to complain about unbearable heat. We're so NZ-centric.-A message sent by "E-lesbian"

Just another example of what kind of moron we are dealing with........

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It even guessed red panda, I was so impressed.-"Elisa-bitch"

Pathetic, just pathetic.....................

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatevz, you're too lame and boring to bother thinking up comebacks for.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

adrian, u make me "laugh"
in that sense, you're not totally useless on this forum (which doesn't mean i gonna read all ur fucking posts .. probably nobody does)

― guillaume, Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

elsiabeth, you are my favourite oxygen slut.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Who the hell keeps fucking with my post? Is it you Assdrew????????????I see that I must make another thread about how stupid and annoying you are.........

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, don't do that, argh:o :'(

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Friday, 8 August 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I will steal ALL your oxygen!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Friday, 8 August 2003 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)

You're gonna have to get into my lungs to take mine!

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

You know who I hate? My mother.I am going to tell you all something, and I dont crae if you laugh, because my life sucks and I am an asshole because it sucks so hard.I hate them becasue just minutes ago my dipshit mom caught me masturbating to porn and the rude as bitch didnt even bother to knock! I want to kill myself, and I mean it.I hate reality, mine anyway.And I dont see the world in any sort of psitive light.I want to kill my mother right now, and I dont give a shit if she rots in hell or not.She has no respect for me.I want her dead, and I want to be dead.I want the fucking entire world to be dead.Enirely, and utterly, all the fitly life on this Earth dead and dying.I am in no mood for sarcasm you bastards, consider me using you people as therapy to vent my inner rage and resentment for God and my life.I hope you have at least the decency to leave me alone to get my ax and chiansaw and fucking evil dead cut up my mother into tiny little pieces until she is completely dead in all ways.I hate the world, and I hope a huge comet hits this planet and desroys all of mankind...............................

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

*there there*

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck you all! Why I am not surpised? I knew this would happen.I should have figured you assholes would be unsympathetic.Oh Well, I guess that if I create a bomb in my room and decide to use it on all of you and the world, then my problems will not be as signifgant, will they?????

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 9 August 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Adrian, why should anyone show you sympathy? Any attempt at treating you like a human is met with more insults. So keep building the bomb.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

hey adrian you should learn to play guitar.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe lock yr door?

― black plastic (black plastic), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

di - you & adrian can start a band then

― black plastic (black plastic), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I fucking hate my parents.As you should all know.I wish they were dead.They deserve to get their asses kicked badly.Anad as for all of you, I hope you all chocke on shit for every sarcastic fucking remark you bastards have ever given me.Dont you get it? I pissed off! Its obvious that you must suffer because Gods a stupid asswipe that decided to punish me with no legiimate reason angd give me complete assholes for parents.I think I am going to become one of those shitty arrogant underground bands just to piss his useless holy ass off.I want only to see my hate grow, and infest the world like a sickness to all who mock my never ending disgust with humanity.Why could'nt I have just been a fucking demonic dinosaur like my cartoon charater "TR the Legend"? Why must life laugh at me at every turn, only delaying my thirst for vengence agianst all the fucking lame ass hypocrites and elietist (And no I dont give a fuck if I spelled that correctly assholes) fucking assswipes in the world.i dont care who they are anymore.i only want to see the at least some other virgin cant get any pussy at all asshole living worse than me.IS IT SO HARD TO FUCKING ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

no everyone except you is happy & everything is running just the way you want it...you dumb self pitying piece of shit.

― duane, Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

andrew can you delete that, insulting this guy is like kicking a dying dog

― duane, Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

& that one too

― d, Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck you Duane.Especially for that one about deleting my messages.Dumb bitch.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

really i'm serious adrian, start a band. you'd be just like limp bizkit.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 9 August 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i meant delete my own message. but whatever, ok, leave it there, i don't mind

― duane, Sunday, 10 August 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Your a man?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 10 August 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll delete it if you like Duane, I haven't been around

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Assdrew why aren't you on aim?

― Livvie (Livvie), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I am! You have reneged on yr side of this infernal bargain

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 10 August 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Dorky asswipes.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 10 August 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

No shit

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what the asswipes are for!

― oops (Oops), Monday, 11 August 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure if I like being involved in that joke.

― Livvie (Livvie), Monday, 11 August 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Will you idiots ever grow up?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

shut up, i'm so grown up i want to kill my mum.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Adrian I'd like to learn more about "TR the Legend". Is there any on the internet?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 14 August 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Adrian, don't kill your mother. That would leave only you to coddle my weiner on cold winter nights. And, while your filthy lips are certainly up to task, there's nothing quite like the feeling of watching a mother and son team sharing a cock, touching tongues and taking turns while staring up at you from their knees with sleepy bedroom eyes. Just knowing that you can bring such pleasure to a family, it makes me feel, well, horny. Call your mom and tell her I want to plug her in the ass tonight, bitch. And you, come get your fucking underwear off of my living room floor you stupid, eh, cocksucker.

You know if Uncle Karl smells your stink ass he'll want to have a go at it again. So for your sake, I hope you're still wearing the butt plug I gave you.

(Don't let Adrian know, but the ass plug he's been wearing is really the core from a half-eaten apple with a rubber band super glued to the stem. He's been wearing it for a couple days -- most likely he's given the apple worms.)

― slammy (rudeboy), Thursday, 14 August 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, I want to see some TR the Legend! Please!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! why has adrian not exploded as a result of slammy's comment?

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 18 August 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yawn asshole.I have been busy doing more than bitching about people that I dont even know.Get a life genius.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"adrian's guest list"

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

What the hell is that supposed to mean??????????

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Elizabeth, I think you should get cards that say oxygen slut. That sounds strangely exotic.

Speaking of oxygen sluts, when I was a kid someone told me that if we ran out of trees, we would run out of oxygen because there would be nothing to asimilate the carbon dioxide. After I learned that, and I noticed more and more trees in my neighborhood were getting torn down, I started practicing holding my breath a lot, as to conserve oxygen and make sure everyone else got some.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

How lovely of you to give up some of yr oxygen for others!
At night time the trees drink up the oxygen too, I'm pretty sure I remember that from science. Not sure what they turn it into, but my mum never keeps plants in her room at night. Though she's not a prime example of sanity.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, at least your mum's logic has something to do with science, and not that she's afraid she's going to wake up one day and realize the plants have grown around her ankles as she slept and she slept, and not be able to leave her bed that day.

Actually, do you think that excuse would be legitimate for calling in sick to work?

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

try it?

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Or maybe I'll just not call in at all and mail them a picture of me being attacked by a plant

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

At night time the trees drink up the oxygen too, I'm pretty sure I remember that from science. they drink carbon dioxide, the main product of aerobic respiration, and turn it into oxygen. this is why we need trees and why many people keep plants in their houses - to replenish the oxygen supply.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Well duh. I vaguely remembered something about trees taking in oxygen at night time due to the lack of sunlight, which I believe is needed for photosynthesis. No idea if this is correct or not. I do know my 5th form science, however.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 29 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

i was right about who di was at s-k; but wrong about elisabeth. i think i may have confused her with corin...

don't worry, you too can have numerous degrees, if you are in nz (wellington especially): they pass any fool now, so really mentioning it isn't of much consequence. my multiple qualifications are less about fine aptitude than an inability to decide what to do next.

do you ask cause your degree (if you have one) is pot-holed with c+/b's? or is it cause you wanna make me look like a wanker (it's a bit tired an approach in this forum yet i happily invite it) so you can feel better? or is it cause it's just boring hearing about how educated i am. it really is boring isn't it, i agree. though some posts belie it, most IRErs are reasonably educated. all my education hasn't made anything much better than, i imagine, not being educated. except i earn more than a sifter and can buy whatever i want and give notes to buskers.

ditto andrew. it's political slim pickings in NZ.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Thursday, 16 October 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

What good is that? How can you ever repay the last thirty seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate you, your husband, your children, and your relatives!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 16 October 2003 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Wot's a sifter?

― Minty, Thursday, 16 October 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

More than a pittance, I'd imagine

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

a sifter's kinda like a minty without the n; or, it's like someone who thinks they're unique but they're actually part of an ugly non-thinking zeigeist, and so EVERYTHING they do (every list they write) is obvious, mappable and usually happened somewhere else first.

nice to see you're all following my tune. knew you were suggestible.

elisabeth, be truthful, you know if you met me in other circumstances you wouldn't be able to think of anyone else.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Thursday, 16 October 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ha, btw it's not that plants interest me, just i'm forced to study them in the old A-level malarkey:o :/ so has the tide turned against clare? is she the new adrian? find out in the next post...:o :/ rofl "i am pure comedy" :|

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i voted Green for the simple fact that they're much more ideologically in line with what i want in a government than any other party. the only two things labour have got going for them is that a) they're marginally better than national and b) helen's quite the looker. andrew, clare, what about coalition-wise? do you both REALLY prefer peter dunne up helen's butt than jeanette? REALLY? frankly, i cannot see what makes New Zealand First, United Future and the National Party preferable to the Greens.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Clare, I really truly doubt that. I'm sure you're like every other common dyke in this town.
I don't like you and do not enjoy your posts! Mentioning Andrew's beloved trees and the fact that you now think I may be good looking isn't going to change that, please try and see things my way!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 16 October 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

no i'm really not like any dyke in your town (actually i pity the partner choices dykes have there). i'm sure you don't care, but i wouldn't use the word dyke to describe my sexuality/position at all - nor queer, lesbian or any of the other commons. i tend not to need to describe it, which is one of the reasons i can assure you i'm not like the lesbians in your town.

whether or not you enjoy my posts is of no consequence to me at all - neither is the consideration that andrew may or may not like trees. the drama of your friendship with him is, however, rather interesting to watch be played out here.

di - i wish labour had gone with the greens. actually i started before leaving nz to wish alliance was still there sans jim. i think they may make a come back in the next election - but wot's her name will have to get a haircut; that whispy job wasn't cutting it with helen's good looks. HC's too much the power monger now, it seems.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Thursday, 16 October 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

On of my friends ended up as the Alliance candidate for Otago North last time. Poor bugger got beaten by the Outdoor Recreation Party.

― Minty, Thursday, 16 October 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

whether or not i enjoy your posts is of no consequence to you at all - neither is the consideration that you may or may not think you are so very objective, fair, and intelligent. the drama of how impressed you are with yourself is, however, rather interesting to watch be played out here.

― black plastic (black plastic), Friday, 17 October 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nbi.ac.za/education/educationimages/guineafowl.jpg

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 17 October 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

black plastic that's excellent - on mark and smart. now i am off for a long weekend in hong kong, where i may eat something that once looked like those pretty, ground grubbing birds above.

i don't hold out much hope for alliance after that story, minty. btw, does the name sandeep mean anything to you?

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Friday, 17 October 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.orchidspecies.com/africa/guineafowl.jpg

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 17 October 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Are those Guinea hens?

― Minty (Minty), Friday, 17 October 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever they are, they look very confused

― black plastic (black plastic), Friday, 17 October 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

&no, I don't know this Sandeep fellow. He a political type?

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 18 October 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The guineafowl have lost Minty's address on the way to his birthday party! Can you help them find it?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 19 October 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, guineafowl: no black tie, no entry.

― Minty (Minty), Sunday, 19 October 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

they didn't bring any presents. :( i wouldn't let them in, if i were minty.

― black plastic (black plastic), Sunday, 19 October 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

They couldn't carry them, and they plan to rid his garden of noxious pest insects!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 20 October 2003 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd need more than a couple hens to get rid of all the noxious pests at a Dunedin party

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

true true

― ducklingmonster, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna start a band called the Oxygen Sluts. Who's with me?

― Minty (Minty), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess I should probably join.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

oh man, i need the guineafowl in my dorm room to eat the ladybugs!

― black plastic (black plastic), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i want in that band

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

now THAT is a great band name

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool! What's everyone gonna do? I got dibs on backup dancer.

― Minty (Minty), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Damian had this bandname idea too, dig that! Ok I'll play guitar, let's cover "We Want Fun"

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok I'm in, I'd better play bass cause it's the only instrument I know and I can't dance or sing.

― Livvie Tapper (Livvie), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I can drum, just don't expect me to keep good time or pay attention to anything the rest of you are doing.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I lie, I can also play the trombone. Or could in intermediate school, though I haven't tried since.

― Livvie (Livvie), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

minty if you are backup dancer, that clearly makes me lead. i can play the triangle at the same time.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Woo! Parachute pants, here I come!

― Minty (Minty), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

That was quick.

― Parachute pants (Oops), Thursday, 23 October 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll play keyboards! This is a supergroup already.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 23 October 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to be in the Landing, ladies form an orderly queue

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 23 October 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

didn't one of you used to get postcards from tobin sprout?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 23 October 2003 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, we got one once I think

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

If Livvie plays trombone it can be like that episode of the Monkees where Peter sells his soul to the devil (unknowingly, he's calling himself MR ZERO) in exchange for the ability to play the harp, and their happening harp sound takes them to the tops of the charts worldwide! The Oxygen Sluts' TROMBONE SOUND is the key to music in 2004!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 23 October 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

And if Duane's willing to play drums too there could be a double drumkit setup, like the Fall used to have. I'm a bit too into this, I'm tired and I just wrote an annoying essay, sorry.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 23 October 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i need a band to join:( i am teh geetar play0r :D huhiho

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Thursday, 23 October 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Double drums hellz yeah! I saw Kool and the Gang do that, but they didn't utilize it to full effect.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 October 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, both our drummers'll have DOUBLE KICKDRUMS!!!

― Minty (Minty), Sunday, 26 October 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha I know a few ACT supporter types up in Wellington. My ex-girlfriend's friends with that lot, last year I went to her flatwarming in Welly & the place was lousy with them. I didn't really mind, there was lots of good whiskey and arguments to be had. But I had to take off early cos my little brother had come along & he thought politics was boring & was a bit nervous that someone would find out that we'd drank all the whiskey.

True story.

― Minty (Minty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit, now that story just looks out of place. Don't leave me hanging like that Roo!

― Minty (Minty), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it looks like a cool little anecdote like that myself

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

what is this crap??

― gershy, Friday, 30 November 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gumlog.net/modules/cjaycontent/content/logo/historychannel.gif

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 November 2007 10:55 (eighteen years ago)

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