I rate involuntary celibacy.

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Major dud.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Word.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm saving myself for jesus.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 10 August 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I give involuntary celibacy a 10++++
I like it so much, I'm going to go out and find my virginity and steal it back

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Dumbass bastards.No one wants any of you anyway..........

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 10 August 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

jesus wants me. which is more than i can say for you, adrian.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I want a pickle I have just realized.

TS: involuntary celibacy vs. heartbreak celibacy

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 11 August 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"i'm saving myself for jesus" hahaha!!

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 11 August 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm saving myself for jacking off later

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry to hear this tho, J. Lu

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Figures you would Assdrew.......

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

BURRRRRN!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope my mom doesn't catch me

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

involuntary celibacy when you've got a girlfriend - negative one hundred

― black plastic (black plastic), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

p.s. dont forget to lock yr door andrew

― black plastic (black plastic), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Adrian: Jesus loves you but the rest of us think you're an unmitigated asshole.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, with a name like that, I would not be surprised to see you dating Ben Affleck.................

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

ben assfuck? i think j.lu can do wayyyyyyyyy better.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, one could do worse than Ben Asslick. This is probably most due to his director, but in Good Will Hunting Affleck actually displayed faint glimmers of intelligence and wit. Which is much more than can be said of Adrian.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 15 August 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

i'm saving myself for the virgin mary now. jesus had stupid facial hair

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 13 November 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah but did she rock sandals like Jesus?

― Edward G. Remix (Damian), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

no, but who can beat immaculate conception? shes like a magical fairy

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 14 November 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

and you KNOW how i feel about magical fairies

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 14 November 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was in high school the nuns wanted me to develop a "special" relationship with Jesus...but when He refused to consider a polyandrous relationship I kicked His ass to the curb!

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 15 November 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he didn't know what you meant?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 17 November 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

ah, he said he'd had a bad time with his last lover. said it felt like he'd been crucified or something.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 17 November 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm drunk enough to quote Dennis Hopper...

"I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!!!"

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Yr one SUAVE motherfucker, Dan. Did I ever tell you that? Let's have some Pabst Blue Ribbon

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

And then some of that Olympia beer, I hear it's pretty gross.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

And then we can all take a ride off to Pussy Heaven

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 21 November 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll write you a love letter, fucker... do you know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a gun, fucker!
(Goes to find more Pabst)

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

ah, he said he'd had a bad time with his last lover. said it felt like he'd been crucified or something.

True. Beware Judas' kisses.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 23 November 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

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― wha?...eh?, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:34 (sixteen years ago)

Dumbass bastards.No one wants any of you anyway..........

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