i rate my bird's handsome good looks

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― black plastic (black plastic), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

discuss.

i give him an 8/10. minus 2 for his nasty personality, it definetly detracts from his handsomeness

― black plastic (black plastic), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, what the hell? You bird is cute, but if you call a bird handsome, it means that your into bestiality............

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)

And that means animal loving of the worst kind'''''''''''''

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:12 (twenty-three years ago)

bird = slang for woman aqround there parts.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 07:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha Rebekah's HOT for her bird

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 08:19 (twenty-three years ago)

And yeah he's really cute! I plan to get a couple of budgies soon.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 08:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Sick bastards.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I thought this thread was going to be showing us pictures of Rebekah's new girl or something... and yet here is an actual bird!

What is the bird's name?

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

This reminds me of this one time Adrian and I were fooling around under the frilly lace canopy on her bed (just before I started fooling around with the frilly lace under her shorts). Well, Adrian was in one of her moods, you all know how she gets - so open and so honest.

Anyway, she gets this faraway look in her eye, like she's remembering a really good time in her life and says, "I've never told anyone this rudie, my luv, and you must promise never to repeat it. One time, at summer camp, when I was fourteen and really lonely I put a bright yellow canary up my cooter and walked around camp telling everybody that my cooter could whistle."

― rudeboy (rudeboy), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you a man or a woman, answer me asshole...........................

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you a man or a woman, answer me asshole...

So, Adrian,prompted by my questioning of her sexuality is wondering what sex she is too.

I've this picture of her leaning over with her head between her legs talking to her own ass.

"What are you! Answer me asshole! Damb it. Don't make me get the canary. Answer me! Think you can just clench up on me bitch!?! Where's my damb finger nail file?"

― rudeboy (rudeboy), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

his name's petey! budgies arent very smart but theyre so cute!

― black plastic (black plastic), Thursday, 14 August 2003 06:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Petey? That's the name of the bird in Dumb and Dumber that head falls off, so they reattach it with masking tape and sell it to a blind kid. Did you do that on purpose? lol

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Thursday, 14 August 2003 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Rudeboy, go to hell.......

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 14 August 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

that's what EVERYONE says when they hear his name. no, i didnt do it on purpose, it's funny tho

― black plastic (black plastic), Thursday, 14 August 2003 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't think of that, thank god! It's a very birdish name.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:33 (twenty-three years ago)

i almost named him "pretty boy" so really he got the good end of the deal

― black plastic (black plastic), Friday, 15 August 2003 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

At least it wasn't "Pretty Petey"... that bird would have been in trouble whenever he's hanging out with the other birds in the neighborhood.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 15 August 2003 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

the thing is, he talks a bit, and i think he's trying to say "hi petey" but it comes out sounding like "pretty petey" - but THATS his own fault!

― black plastic (black plastic), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmm... you need to teach him some tricks. I think juggling is a good place to start.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 06:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i think leaning to not be afraid of new snack foods is a good place to start.

― black plastic (black plastic), Saturday, 16 August 2003 07:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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