I rate August 15th

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1769 - Napolean Bonaparte is born.

1771 - Sir Walter Scott is born.

1848 - The dental chair is patented.

1877 - Thomas Edison coined the telephone greeting "Hello." He suggested the use of Hello to the president of the Telegraph Company to answer the phone instead of "Ahoy" suggested by Alexander Bell.

1888 - Lawrence of Arabia is born.

1890 - Elvin Morton Jellinek, an American physiologist who was a pioneer in the scientific study of the nature and causes of alcoholism and in descriptions of its symptomatology, was born.

1891 - Tor Harold Percival Bergeron, a Swedish meteorologist best known for his work on cloud physics, was born.

1892 - Louis Victor Pierre Raymond duc de Broglie, a French physicist best known for his research on quantum theory and for his discovery of the wave nature of electrons, was born.

1911 - Crisco is introduced to the world

1912 - A year after the invention of Crisco, Julia Child is born. Coincidence?

1914 - The Panama Canal opens.

1935 - Will Rogers dies in a plane crash.

1948 - CBS-TV inaugurated the first nightly news broadcast, with anchorman Douglas Edwards reporting the day’s events.

1969 - The Woodstock Music and Art Fair opened, and drugs are handed out.

1980 - The skys turned black and the moon became as red as blood. There was nashing of teeth, and The Man they call Dan was born into this world... asleep.

1994 - Scientists at the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) record the coldest temperature ever for matter.

I give this day a 5, because it's definately had it's ups and downs for me.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 15 August 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, Man!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks! Now head to the states and party with me.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 15 August 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

No you come here!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Dan, all the best, from your pal Adrian

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

This is what I think of you Dan, you rule!

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I especially like the vagina..................

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Who the fuck keeps fucking deleting my pictures???????????????????????

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet it's RUDEBOY!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Brithday Dan! Yes I spelt it like that on purpose.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Friday, 15 August 2003 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy happy birthday! Did you have cake?

― Livvie (Livvie), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, thanks kids. Sorry I couldn't see the picture Adrian. I haven't had cake yet, but I'm hoping for chocolate cake with chocolate icing. And what exactly is a brithday? And okay Andrew, I'll be there in ten minutes or so.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Come see me too, while you're there. I'm wearing my pajamas though, hope that is ok. Also could you bring some cake please?

― Livvie (Livvie), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

YAY!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure, but I guess that means I have to wear my pajamas. Wait, I guess I have to buy pajamas first since I usually sleep, um, without pajamas. Or much else. I shall bring cake AND ice cream, and vinyl since I'm seeing Andrew.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Forget buying new pajama's. If there's one day a guy should be able to wear his birthday suit while eating ice cream and cake, (let the crumbs fall where they may!), it's today. Happy birthday to you.

― rudeboy (rudeboy), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i think "Ahoy" would have been more fun and would have prevented world wars etc. and yeah happy birthday;D hoho!

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I really hope you had a good day, Dan. Yr very nice. And welcome Rudeboy etc!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck I am the nicest guy, really, so Dan do you want Friendster testimonial? I'm just worried it might be silly.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"a"

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew, I don't mind what my testomonials say, I appreciate them all. Really. Have you looked at the ones there already? I think anything that gets put there is great.

And thanks Rudeboy and John... I shall drink a pint for both of you.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Dan, who is a complete loser and stranger to the concept of "brushing one's teeth"..............

I shall call you a "faggot" on your shitty and unimprotant birthday and make fun of you. You like that? How about this? I hope you do:

I had sex with your mom and produced you by accident.(Ooops!!!!!)

Or, how about this?

Happy Birthday "Dickhead"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://maque.free.fr/images/happy%20birthday.gif

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank-you Adrian. Do I even want to know why you were looking up images of cock with messages on them?

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday dan!

― black plastic (black plastic), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Dan the Man,

Anyway, I have to tell you all something serious, and I "mean" really serious....I have a problem, and I want to address it.....

You see, just a couple of hours ago, I actually thought for sure that my "assholenesss" was diminishing, because I had one hell of a goddam nightrmare.It started with some random bullshit on Satan, and then diminshed into some wierd "Freakhole.Com shit" (Slang for the website with sick pictures that seem to bother me) and curiously enough, I see a lot of wierd of stuff online (Duh, by the looks of the photo up top) but I never thought that I would be a pussy and get scared about it. I had a wierd dream about a commmercial with a man in some 3rd world foreign contry getting tortured by worms eating him from the inside out, and having my mother screaming about what she saw, it woke me right up because it was so real.I started to fucking hallucinate and dream of evil demons following and stalking me.I actually cried and prayed to Jesus (rare as hell) and I think he heard me.I am not one to be Mr. Good Guy (I am evil, remember?) so its just not right for me to being something rare like this.I think today was one of many things to me:

1.I am a fucking crackhead

2.I need therapy (Probably)

3.I had one fuicked up nightmare

4.I had a vision from Christ (Because after I prayed, I went to the Local church to see if anybody was there, but when I realised there was not, I went to pray in a room with the words "Try" written on a brick wall, something that I never did when I went to church or when learning of the teachings of Jesus Christ).I hope its not this one.

I belive that I had a sign, that Jesus was saying that I should shape up and grow up (Man is that seeem unlikely) and get some sense in my head.I hope that I dont have "him" lecturing me, I like being a complete asshole, and always being pissed off all the time (It is what brings me here you know)and him telling me to stop with the internet searching all day and the freaky websites just have to go (Awww, damn) anyway, I want to say sorry, yes sorry, for the "Moment" since today was probably one of the wierdest fucking days I have ever had I my entire life.And no, its not permanent, this is just one of those things I guess........or so, I hope............................

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 16 August 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You think Jesus was saying "Try" as in "Try harder" in a sign????????????????????

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 16 August 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

my august 15 was really shitty this year, i give it a 2. august 22nd is way the fuck better.

― The Lady Ms Dogshit (lucylurex), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Dan you can wear, um, whatever you like so long as you give me a Friendster testimonial! Please? I'll even make you a cake, I make really good carrot cake.

― Livvie (Livvie), Saturday, 16 August 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, calling yourself what do now does not surprise me at all.......

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 16 August 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just curious why you want my opinion Adrian. There's a lot of people here who could give you one, but, um,... why does mine matter anymore than anyone else's, or better yet your own? You know better then I could ever know how to translate what's going on in your life.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, why do you suck so much cock?????????????????????????????????????

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 16 August 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, say what you want now, try and cover up what you posted earlier with your retreat into "assholeness", but it sounds like you're too scared to try and change what you are, and the only person screwing you out of a decent future, one that doesn't involve being mentally troubled and fucked up, is you.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

HahAhahahahahahahah!!!!!!! Your still a "Dick loving faggot" though.....

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 17 August 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear gay ass world of stupid people which inspires my world in which to desroy you all:

See this you assholes! This is the band that created my escape from hell, "Femme Entity" and the real reson I even give rock a fucking minute indication that I like it (Not to mention respect)at all.You might see a band that looks trendy, but I see a band with an awesome sense of fashion and an original sense of identity.Fuck off if you hate the concept of "hip-hop influenced rock" and its fashions and go listen to your old school indie "I am trying to be induvidual garbage metal" bullshit.I love this band for giving me the ideas to create an even better band, and with even more darker "Intentions" than these foolz.As for all the shit you like, it sucks compared to my six girls and I piss all over it, period.........

Hey Dan, check out a "dope" band that I use to vent my anger.You like? So what? I dont give a fuck!!!!!!! Femme Entity Clique 4 life!!!!!

P.S.And by the way, if you think there tight, you still suck fucking balls........

http://www.kornkids.com/pics/1-30/Band0030.jpg

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 17 August 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I love anger! Hey assholes, don't you?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 17 August 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The following band sucks ass:

If any of you think that looking like this makes you cool,you deseve to get shot dead in the middle of the street..........

http://usuarios.lycos.es/tzavoth/bands/immortal/immortal.jpg

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 17 August 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet you wish you knew why I hate "Black Metal" so much huh? Well, the message with the picture here is the answer to your woes..........

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 17 August 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish people like this were all hung on tress dying and chocking to death......

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 17 August 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

No-one here thinks that, talk more about yr dream of God and please tell me about TR the Legend!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 17 August 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck these bastards.I wish people like this were all hung on tress dying and chocking to death......

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 17 August 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

He is a blue dinosaur I created that representing Hip-hop as a superhero god sent by God to protect the earth from evil and all of its misfortune.You happy now asshole? And no, I am not going to show you a picture of him.Just think of the way Korn dresses and put a dinosaurs head on it, then you will get the idea........

And I know what your thinking, its not a new drug you imbecile..........

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 17 August 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

tress? - trees?

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Sunday, 17 August 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW AN INTEREST ADRIAN

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 17 August 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Jona-FAG" what the hell is "tress? - trees?" hmmmm??????????????????

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 18 August 2003 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

what the hell is "tress" for fuck's sake, i thought you'd miss-spelled tress you shit-lips whose name is "GAY-DRIAN" :):|

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 18 August 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!! and i don't want to know how you found a flash movie of a penis saying happy birthday on it!!

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 18 August 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.synaesthetic.com/images/gallery1/hihowareyou4.jpg

― duane (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Duane, your a fucking idiot.....

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

that's Kurt Cobain's picture of that alien from his t-shirt!:D

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahaha! He's dead Duane......

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

but he's a legend:) something korn etc will never be=]

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps, (They are pussies I'll give you that) but you cease to include my six girls, hahahah, that's because they are timeless and infinte without end.They exist in my head, but they sure as hell beat anything you have ever listened to.....and that you can count on......

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed... imaginary music is the best kind

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

the picture is by daniel johnston, it's from the cover of his "hi how are you" album

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, Cobain was obsessed with Johnston... I think a live double billing of Daniel Johnston and Wesley Willis would be quite possibly the greatest rock and roll experience ever.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed... imaginary music is the best kind

Bwahahahaha!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahaha!!!! and 0o0oo, didn't know that and i bum cobain. so to speak.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

You bum Cobain? Like you don't have any Cobain of your own so you get some from they person next to you?

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You trying to be funny Dan the asswipe????????????

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahah!!!!:P

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

aug 15 1945 japan surrenders after america experiments with their newest toy of mass destruction on aug 6 and 9.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Monday, 8 September 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

I love anger! Hey assholes, don't you?

― -hot-dean ge-fever- (buzza), Friday, 1 October 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

omg august 15th is my birthday, too!

― chronicles of ridically (samosa gibreel), Friday, 1 October 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)

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