i rate age according to sexiness

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30 is honestly the sexiest age. in my opinion.

to you, what is the sexiest age?

― black plastic (black plastic), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

older women are really hot, they look sassy. i'm not very good at judging people's ages... so its hard to say. also i have been attracted to people who are like 50 and stuff.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

she's a reet mess. a man if you will.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What? Describe her ugliness in detail...........

And be peceific, what the fuck is "Reet" huh?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh shut up you silly brisketface

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

haha. be a badly spelled ocean?

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

and you might as well be dead at 30.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

30 or 28 or 38 or 40. adrian i hope you die soon!

― duane, Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm... I think age and sexiness are different for everybody. I think Sigourney Weaver and Demi Moore look more attractive now then they did when they were first starting out, but that's just me...

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

SW = grate-est action hero of the last 30 years
DM = comedy relief

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

why you're dead at 30? because you're just old. it's like the age where you know you're old, and can't accept it, so you start being stupid and random and try to act young and just make a huge tit of yourself, and try to be hip and listen to what "the kids" do etc, and it's just poor. and i therefore don't want to get older than my late 20s:)

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Jackass..............

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 28 August 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck you adrian, go suck your dad off you ugly little dipshit.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Thursday, 28 August 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, primitive but simple, I like it.And as for my Dad, why don't you suck him off, I think he'll like it from someone with experience already than from someone who does not like boy dick like me.........

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 28 August 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to throw up. thank god that was the last of the antibiotics. arrrrrrggggggggh my body hates me.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 28 August 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

so you have sucked him off?

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Thursday, 28 August 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!! just occured to me..."boy dick" hahah!! what the fuck other types of dick do you get, assuming you mean not animal penises (penii- haha) hmm.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Thursday, 28 August 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, you speak any enghlish lateley Jon.Whatever, did you see miss Christina Augliera kiss Madonna on MTV??????????????????

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 29 August 2003 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

no i don't speak any "enghlish" i think you've made up a language. and no i didn't

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Friday, 29 August 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Would ya fuck Madonna?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 29 August 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

it was britney, wasn't it? i wouldn't fuck madonna. i'd fuck "fat" britney tho.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 30 August 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Your a faggot also huh Lurex? I am surrunded by sodomites in this thread world of morons and faggots..................

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Give me three pop divas and a bottle of bourbon.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, this isn't a drive-thru... cancel that order, I'll pull around and come inside

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll pull around and come inside

*giggles*

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 30 August 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Idiots.Are you gay Lady Lurex hmm??????????????

And what do YOU look like?????????????

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 30 August 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

gaydrian likes ladymen.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Saturday, 30 August 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

>I'll pull around and come inside
>>*giggles*

Okay, I admit it... I so set that up for somebody

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

black plastic was off by one year: 31.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 30 August 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm willing to negogiate.

30.5?

― black plastic (black plastic), Saturday, 30 August 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You really want a piece of me huh asshole?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 30 August 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a deal, bp *long, complicated handshake*

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 31 August 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

can i have your arm please gaydrian? or a leg will be fine if an arm isn't possible.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Sunday, 31 August 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate you Jon.Say, you like rap?

If not,why?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't wait to be 30 so i can be extra extra sexy. also i wouldn't actually do britney at all.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i like it not because it's shit and all the same, thanks, i hate you too:) although i've never met you or anything :| gimp.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

what about christina? i'd have sex w/ madonna, tho.

― black plastic (black plastic), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd do fat christina in the pink dress. but she'd have to get in line behind the osborne family.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

all of them? even the dogs?

― black plastic (black plastic), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That's no way to talk about Kelly and Sharon.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Any of you willing to suck my dick?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 6 September 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

assuming you have one, no.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Saturday, 6 September 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Looks like someones jealous hey?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 7 September 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

mistaking mocking for jealousy eh, adrian?

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Sunday, 7 September 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd so do Madonna. She's a hottie, and apparently are really really good kisser.

― Lola Falana, Sunday, 7 September 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm, i'd just hope she wasn't saggy when off came the bra, or knickers even:S:S rofl.:/

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 8 September 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Lola, its me and you, doing it bigtime!!!! Just like in the damn porno movies Hahaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.thefishshow.com/Archive/Funny.gif

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"you and I", Adrian.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

you pleb

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for picking as cute of an animal as Kermit the Frog to represent me...

― Lola Falana, Tuesday, 9 September 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

It's me banging you, assuming you not a big dicked transvestie and all.So I hope you get a man someday Lola.Wait? Have you ever fucked a man ever in your life, ever? Well hmmm?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

ever heard of the strap-on, adrian?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahaha!!!!

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah Adrian...I have a huge 13" dong just waiting to shove it up your virgin ass.

― Lola Falana, Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Really, you know, do you know what happened to my Loaves and Fishes thread huh? Did Dumbass Fagdrew take it off? There was no reason to you know...............

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I felt like it

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder, I tell Jonathon off for starting threads about me, and say he must be gay and in love with me to do that but I stasrt so many threads about you, Andrew! Am I in love with YOU you fag? AAAAARGH!

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 14 September 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

ahem.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Sunday, 14 September 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Sharon Osbourne is hot!

Admittedly, I was so taken by Natalie Portman's performance in "Beautiful Girls" at the ripe age of 13-14 that some people began to talk (I was already over 50 when I saw it)....actually, speaking of that movie and movie stars in general, Uma Thurmond is ALWAYS hot...

I remember seeing (meeting) Ann Margaret in Saigon (re: Ho Chi Minh City) in 1966 (she was staying at the same hotel as me....she was entertaining troops with Johnny Rivers....I was there on a Department of Defense study of the war (like, what is going wrong, anyway?)...as good as Ann looked in 66, when I saw her in Carnal Knowledge, I lusted heavily. She had, seemingly, grown up and grown sexier in her 40's.

Peggy Lee was sexy til she died, I'd bet. She had the sexiest mouth this side of Ellen Barkin...

― ed dill (eddill), Friday, 7 November 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

she's a reet mess. a man if you will.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 11:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

What? Describe her ugliness in detail...........

And be peceific, what the fuck is "Reet" huh?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

Oh shut up you silly brisketface

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha. be a badly spelled ocean?

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

and you might as well be dead at 30.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

30 or 28 or 38 or 40. adrian i hope you die soon!

― duane, Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:49 (5 years ago)

― The Vamps of '28 (unregistered), Monday, 3 November 2008 05:44 (seventeen years ago)

Reet Petite (The Finest Girl You Ever Want To Meet)

― a time much hard one to resist (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 3 November 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

age according to attractiveness (not to be confused with sexiness/smashability):

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A while back we built the website FaceStat, where you can upload a picture of yourself and find out what kind of first impression you would make to a stranger on the internet, and also judge others in kind.
To date, we’ve collected more than ten million judgments on over one hundred thousand faces. On a lazy Saturday afternoon, we finally dumped the data and played around with it.
Aggregating millions of these snap decisions tells us a lot about our own biases in surprising ways.
For example, you might think that 20-year-olds would be judged as most attractive. However, in this data babies are most attractive, with another peak around 26. After a dip from 40-50, attractiveness starts to increase again.

― un(!)registered (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

analysis: babbies and old people are soooo cute. people who are my parents' age are ugly and mean. am I attracted to 13-year-old girls and 18-year-old boys? no way! no pedo.

― un(!)registered (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

i do not agree w/ that graph

― tehresa, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:33 (sixteen years ago)

women in their 40s rule, fuiud

― velko, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

tehresa & velko otm

― un(!)registered (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

male babies are the sexiest humans

― jortin shartgent (harbl), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:48 (sixteen years ago)

gaydrian likes ladymen.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Saturday, August 30, 2003 3:39 PM

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

Also, I thought that the general consensus was that guys in their late 40s and 50s were sexier as long as they kept the gut at bay. I was looking forward to getting by on being "distinguished" in 20 or so years.

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

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