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0/10 get some dunny paper anton you BUM

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

IT'S A NIGHTMARE SCENARIO

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

speaking of nightmares, you were in my dream last night. you were an artist and you made a really crappy sculpture out of a vacuum cleaner and some water. at the exhibition, no-one realised it was art so they all sat on it and broke it.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, it's not my bleeding fault, there was loads of loo paper here when I left. Blame the lousy housesitting girl who used it all and didn't buy any more.

― Minty (Minty), Thursday, 18 December 2003 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

b-b-but you've been back for THREE DAYS!!!!!!!!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 18 December 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but I've been drunk most of that time. Anyway I have loo paper now, so everyone feel free to come over and take a load off. Um.

― Minty (Minty), Thursday, 18 December 2003 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

drunk without loopaper? is this some crazy NZ russian roulette?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 18 December 2003 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah it's just my extreme lifestyle. If you're not living on the edge, you taking up too much room!!! etc.

― Minty (Minty), Thursday, 18 December 2003 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Lady Lurex, you shoulda just used his towels. mwa hahahahahaha so why have you people not called me up for these drinking shenanigans? hurumph

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 18 December 2003 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

oh don't worry about it mene, i was grumpy and in bed by 10:30pm, but apparently dean was dancing all night long like it was a lisa lopes block party.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 18 December 2003 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

btw is your computer fixed now?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 18 December 2003 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

computer not fixed, how sad! laater on tonight I may go pestering individuals about it

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 19 December 2003 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

um, this is jesting about Dean dancing right?
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― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Friday, 19 December 2003 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah. i wish he really shook bonbon like shakira.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 19 December 2003 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

bonbon makes me think small but mighty powerful

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Saturday, 20 December 2003 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

buttocks the texture of squash balls

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Saturday, 20 December 2003 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

My brother-in-law was caught short after work one night and had to go in the bushes in the carpark. The only thing he could find in the car to wipe with was an unpaid parking fine. Poetic justice.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

my homeboy shanti got montazuma`s revenge down in baja and he shat on the side of a wall with families passing by on their sunday stroll. i think he wiped with his jeans.

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 2 February 2007 10:43 (eighteen years ago)

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