What's in Minty's crystal balls? Predictions for 2004!

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I got a few. Feel free to post your own!

Minty (Minty), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll arse around for a couple months, write my entire thesis in a last-minute frenzy, then attempt to blame the resultant mediocrity on someone else.

Minty (Minty), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

George W. Bush will be re-elected, whether or not Iraq sorts itself out, whether or not the US economy collapses and vomits up its own intestines, and whether or not he's got Osama squirrelled away somewhere as an eleventh-hour trump card. I've said it once, I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work.

Minty (Minty), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

People with cellphones will start receiving txt spam by the truckload. Ha.

Minty (Minty), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Some new disease'll pop up and SARS will be largely forgotten. "What does SARS stand for?" will become a popular trivia question.

Minty (Minty), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Israel and Palestine will keep squabbling and getting on each other's nerves (and indirectly on mine).

Minty (Minty), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

here'll be a bunch more climate-related disasters (how bizarre does the weather have to get before we can stop calling these "natural disasters"?).

Minty (Minty), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

T. There'll. I mean.

Minty (Minty), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

More mad cow disease! More foot and mouth disease! More vegetarians!

Minty (Minty), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The local hip-hop juggernaut will get big enough to squash everything else beneath those clompy beige boots that local hip-hop artists like to wear.

Minty (Minty), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Chuck Taylors will still be cool. I dunno if they'll be as cool as clompy beige hip-hop boots, but they'll still be cool.

Minty (Minty), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

your crystal balls give me the fear. anton is lying about his thesis, he's nowhere near as disorganised as he makes out to be. chucks suck, and they will continue to suck. everyone of all genders will be wearing patent leather mary jane shoes.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 4 January 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Doubt it

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 4 January 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I predict I will not get another job and I will drop out of at least one university paper.

Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Sunday, 4 January 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I predict C4 will start losing money and go out of business.

Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Sunday, 4 January 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I "predict" it's already losing money

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 4 January 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope it's not tho!

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 4 January 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

today i found maryjanes in my size! they're not quite patent but shiny enough and even though they cost a week's dole i bought them anyway. SEE HOW DI'S PREDICTIONS COME TRUE! spooky!

petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 5 January 2004 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

But I'm thinking of buying another pair of lo-tops in black. Maybe.

Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 5 January 2004 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

if it weren't for you meddling kids, i wouldn't even know what chucks are.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

that is true, i only found out what they were cos of anton. last year.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

My cat'll die

Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

That's kinda cheating, tho

Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Saturday, 10 January 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Only if you kill it!

Minty (Minty), Saturday, 10 January 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i will move house by february

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 January 2004 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

has your lease expired?

petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 11 January 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

our landlords want their house back, they're evicting us.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 11 January 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I wore my patent-leather-mary-jane-shoes to the gig the other night specially but i forgot to show Ms Lurex and Minty cuz I was so excited by the IRE rock star ladys and their hwwt rock

ducklingmonster, Monday, 12 January 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

wow. i totally own this predictions page.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 12 January 2004 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Mary Janes? Humbug.

Minty (Minty), Monday, 12 January 2004 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

anton is jealous of yr mary-janes? should we be scared?

petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 12 January 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I am here belatedly to register my favour of mary-janes (less glamourously known as t-bars!) and my dislike of converse.
I found some excellent mary-janes with an extra strap up around the ankle at farmers but I couldn't afford them at the time and now they're gone gone gone

cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Monday, 12 January 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

They look too uncomfortable. I remember them being uncomfortable when I was younger.

Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 12 January 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Tupac and Dr Dre would defend Chucks

Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Monday, 12 January 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, spectra i didn't know you were a fan of the mary-jane. ps thank you for the package that arrived in the mail.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 12 January 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Et tu Spectra? My god! How much further can this Mary-Jane madness have spread?

Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

blame school

cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Some new disease'll pop up and SARS will be largely forgotten. "What does SARS stand for?" will become a popular trivia question.

A-Ha! http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=healthNews&storyID=4116737

Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
i got some new mary janes a few weeks ago! but i'm more in love with my fake snakeskin brown squaretoed shoes.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I just made out w/my Converse

Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Reality television will disappear up it's own ar5e and we will be able to watch it's downfall on a new reality television show.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Sex will be in then out then in then out then in then out etc

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The Simpsons will be made into a feature film that will totally blow but win more academy awards than the Itchy & Scratchy movie {53% new footage}.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Holly Valance will get a sex change and bob up on Australian or English Idol under the name Holy Shit and revive her/his pathetic 'career'.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Observatory nerds will breathlessly warn us that a massive Asteriod has missed the Earth by a mere two billion miles.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The Pope will die this year but the Vatican will make a killing as they do a 'Weekend at Bernies' type documentary to be realeased in time for the Pontiff's 200th birthday.

The film, showing the deceased religous leader in his Popemobile will be called 'Skeletons in the closet'.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX will desolve into a cyberquicksand screen of blue death and Chinese and Korean Characters when Bill Gates somehow installs 'Microsoft Sarcasm detector v1'on EVERY computer on Earth.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

It's March and I don't have another job! Also I seem to be being quite lazy about university so maybe the drop out will be soon.

Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 18 March 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)


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