i rate the ugliness of the baldwins

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thank heavens i wasn't born a baldwin. imagine looking like a penis all your life. i pity the fool.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/family/baldwins.jpg

thats some seriously ugly shit. stephen gets 100% on the ugliometer. daniel and billy and alec baldwin are 95% ugly.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

this reminds me of a shona laing song

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 12 February 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

we're all glad you're not a kennedy, jim.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 12 February 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

haha funniest thread evah!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

They are pretty funnylooking, I guess. Was it Stephen who was Bolander in "Homicide"? I think it was, he's Ok by me then.

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 13 February 2004 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

... and here I was expecting this thread to be about Coronation Street... maybe another time

― ichigo pan desu (i am strawberry bread), Friday, 13 February 2004 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

does daniel baldwin actually do anything? or is he just famous for being a baldwin? i ask cos me and menelaus were racking our brains last night trying to figure out if we've ever seen him act!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Daniel Baldwin was in Homicide

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

they all seem to smear in to one big gloppy gloop of badlooking-ness for me. I know this is a problem a lot of people have with the Baldwins, the not being able to tell one from the other. Also, I don't know any movies that any of them have been in, tho I'm sure I must have seen at least one. Have these ugly brothers ever been in the same room together? Probably not, because undoubtedly their heads would have all imploded simultaneously if they had.

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god imagine a movie starring ALL of them!

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The director would be all like, "CUT! Makeup! Where in hell is the makeup team? We need more latex, STAT! Baldwins, can you POSSSIBLY give me ANY sex appeal? Work with me people!"

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

They're all certainly very ugly. What's popular opinion on them though? Are they supposed to be hot or something?

― Livvie (Livvie), Saturday, 14 February 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

also none of them are actually bald

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 14 February 2004 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I just love how they each gradually bloat over time. Daniel's the only one we met already bloated. The rest got there over time (though Billy's fighting the gut best).

Lurex, you NEED to see the skit on the Ben Stiller show where Stiller creates a video diary after his girlfriend dumps him for Stephen Baldwin. If you haven't seen it already.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Puh - they pale in comparison to how HIDEOUS french men in movies are. Not that I don't to everything I can to avoid french movies, but when I do see them BOY are the men ugly.

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The ugliest supposedly good-looking person I can think of right now is Liz Phair. Even people that hate her seem to find her attractive! I just think she's really bland and ew.

― Livvie (Livvie), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i've never seen liz phair, i'm going to google her image now.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah she's gone even more yechy now

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

:-( :-( :-(

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 19 February 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

ow, my heart! J.D, you and I know the truth.

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 19 February 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

Daniel Baldwin was in one of John Carpenter's vampire films. I can't remember if he dies or not, strange that. I hope he did.

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Are they the Ron Jeremy's of the B movie world? Hollywood? Who is the sexiest baldwin? how did they become famous? I think some misguided person gave one of them an opportunity and then nepotism kicked in. Any other theories?

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

They look cheeky, but not cheeky cheeky

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Americans like beefyish guys

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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