i'm not very attractive but i want to be more attractive..........
there's a girl i know who is a beaut, and i like her a ton....
i have a good heart and stout calves, but i think i need more...............what can i do?
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 19:47 (eighteen years ago)
i love you just the way you are
― lil yawne (harbl), Wednesday, 8 October 2008 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
show lingdong
― h.i.m. (jergins), Wednesday, 8 October 2008 20:04 (eighteen years ago)
Wear clothes that expose your calves and cover up everything else. And be sure to tell her that the reason for your attire is because you're a member of a religious cult. Women love that.
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 20:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.newmaxxlength.com/images/penis-chart.jpg
― eman, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
I like the addition of the dotted-line=cut here part of the graphic.
― (libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Wednesday, 8 October 2008 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/girl.mp3
― eman, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 20:21 (eighteen years ago)
PENIS START LINE
on your mark, get set, go!
― lil yawne (harbl), Wednesday, 8 October 2008 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
Ah, but who will come first?
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
where do i put lingleberries on chart?
― abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:14 (eighteen years ago)
Chart? Put them on pancakes.
― Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
yum, i like pancakes :)
― Lingbert, Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
scowl a lot and smoke cigarettes
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:00 (eighteen years ago)
Always works for me.
― Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:03 (eighteen years ago)
;]
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/20/df/20df544744fd298d667d9c9902192ea3.gif
― original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 9 October 2008 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/16/tree-man-2.jpg
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 October 2008 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
by posting that, i'm suggesting you shop at the GAP, lingy
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 October 2008 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
or at least take the time to neatly style your hair
― abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 10 October 2008 03:28 (eighteen years ago)