I want a Magic Bullet

I could make a broccoli shake! It doesn't taste like vegetables all! It's only 5 easy payments of $39.95! It killed Kennedy!

If it makes a broccoli shake that really doesn't taste like vegetables it must be magic. I like broccoli, tho.

Well I GUESS there's fruit and shit in it too, that wasn't really the best one. My favourite is the pesto pasta, MMMMM.

It's still not as funny as the SLUTS CHANNEL tho.

So, what is a Magic Bullet?

It's one of those juicer/blender etc things, it's on a latenight infomercial, a quite funny one.

The thing is tho that the phrase "magic bullet" comes, unless I'm wrong and pfft like that ever happens, from a description (prob by that guy who got played by Kevin Costner in "JFK" (Jim Garrison?)) of the single bullet that was meant to've had to go backwards/forwards/sideways in order to hit both Kennedy and one or two of the other people in his car at the time he got killed. I find it really really weird that a phrase like that, one specifically "about" the killing of a beloved US President, can get used as a name for a cooking tool, a name that proves how incredibly efficient (and DEADLY!) it is. If I was stoned I'd think it was a creepy rightwing thing, subliminal, like "hey remember how we got Kennedy w/that magic bullet? This is JUST as magic! You won't believe what it can do! Just like that bullet!" I'm not, tho. I WILL BE! And I'll prob start thinking about this again.

Whoa dude that is creepy. So is this blender thing similar to the contraption which makes the Morning Energizer?

Yeah but more motorised.

i have just ordered a magic bullet and so excited im looking for different recipes to do with it reply if u want