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Holds 20X its Weight In Liquid

* Easily removes cola, wine and pet stains

* Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess

* Washes, dries, and polishes any surface

* Won't scratch any surface

* Machine washable and bleachable

* Highly Durable with 10 Year Warranty

https://www.shamwow.com/images/shamwow_collage.jpg

eman, Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

This thing sells itself!

HOOS GRAB IT INSTEENLY (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

can it remove cola stains from my pet?

Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:48 (sixteen years ago)

can it remove pet stains from my cola bottles?

aruba (unregistered), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

fuck the haters

aruba (unregistered), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

can it remove cola stains from my pet?

― Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, January 4, 2009 6:48 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

It'll remove the cola stains from your pet and get any excess body oils off his skin! This thing sells itself!

HOOS GRAB IT INSTEENLY (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

Slap Chop: You're Gonna Love My Nuts

snorgle snorgle cum here my pretty moooshuuu meow meow meow (libcrypt), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

wow, what a sham!

three henny opera (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ smart shopper

snorgle snorgle cum here my pretty moooshuuu meow meow meow (libcrypt), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

headset mic

Lingbert, Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer !!

paberton (Pablo A), Sunday, 4 January 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

His sales pitch also advertises a bundled hand operated cheese grater, the Graty.

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Sunday, 4 January 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

Gratyaty

eman, Monday, 5 January 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

the gush of yesterday (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

^ i said wow every time (i finished a sentence of that article)

eman, Saturday, 24 January 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

Hi guys!

I need your help. I've been using shamwow for a few weeks now. Love it! But I feel like I can be using more than I am. Please help me come up with other uses. I feel my life can only improve.

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 24 January 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

I have to say, these things actually ARE pretty great. My boyfriend bought these, I'd never seen the commercial. I think we have three sizes.. wow!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 24 January 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

Please help me come up with other uses.

Soaking up the blood after you Slap-Chop yr housemate to death.

Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

Stadium drinking "aid".

Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

head covering allowed at work due to religious practices

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

bib

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

"wet spot" preventative in bed

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

Dryness aid for Sweaty Head Dude.

Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4161/picture2qgm.png

Suggestbandium (libcrypt), Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

shamwow dub

people of the world (jergins), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 04:23 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg

eman, Friday, 27 March 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

nooo

unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

eman, Friday, 27 March 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

Mug Shot of the Day: Vince Shlomi AKA Vince Offer AKA The ShamWow! Guy was arrested last month in South Beach for slap-chopping a prostitute.

loll

unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

Shlomi, 44

really?

unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

whoa

(lbrah) (harbl), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

rip american innocence

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

at least the tongue thing explains why his mouth looks so fucked up in that pic

unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)

"Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported.

^ this is so frustrating to me ugh

(lbrah) (harbl), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

he needs some sort of shamwow odor absorbing shirt

brocktune (jeff), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him forstraight sex."

well thank god for this! gay sex between a man and a woman is kinda challenging, I hear, and lotsa people would pay twice that sum just to suss out the mechanics of it.

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

god, I hate newspapers that parrot their sources' bizarre legalese word-for-word, as if the general public really cares that some cop used the term "domicile" to describe the scene of the crime.

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

shamwow could be helpful for inthebutt tho

bow-edison wa (jergins), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

shamowww!

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

found her myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/sunshinepfl

hello my name is peter francis geraci are you in debt (omar little), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

http://ak.webfetti.com/assets/glitter/0/20.gif

RIP big man. heaven needed 20 times its weight in liquid.

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/03/thunderbutt.jpg

brocktune (jeff), Friday, 27 March 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

noooo

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 27 March 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)

If Mister Slapchopmynnuts was advertising that, it would have to be called something like FartAway

snoball, Friday, 27 March 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)

i definitely need subtlebutt where do i get it phbbbbbbbbbbt

(lbrah) (harbl), Saturday, 28 March 2009 04:38 (sixteen years ago)

Mugshot is total faces of meth.

thirdalternative, Saturday, 28 March 2009 05:31 (sixteen years ago)

It looks like his shirt is made of Shamwow.
Actually, he looks a bit like comedian Rich Hall...
http://www.watfordtheatre.co.uk/images/eventImage/RichHall.jpg

snoball, Saturday, 28 March 2009 12:30 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i was thinking his shirt looked like he stole a printed hospital gown

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

Kerm, Friday, 10 April 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://i52.tinypic.com/xoh2xf.jpg

con suelo, Friday, 3 December 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

heywood jashlomi

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/shamwow-guy-cleans-his-act-8C11094914

¯\(乒_乓 )/¯ (am0n), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago)


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