u'll say WOW every time
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― eman, Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
Holds 20X its Weight In Liquid
* Easily removes cola, wine and pet stains
* Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess
* Washes, dries, and polishes any surface
* Won't scratch any surface
* Machine washable and bleachable
* Highly Durable with 10 Year Warranty
https://www.shamwow.com/images/shamwow_collage.jpg
― eman, Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)
This thing sells itself!
― HOOS GRAB IT INSTEENLY (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:44 (seventeen years ago)
can it remove cola stains from my pet?
― Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)
can it remove pet stains from my cola bottles?
― aruba (unregistered), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)
fuck the haters
― aruba (unregistered), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)
can it remove cola stains from my pet?― Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, January 4, 2009 6:48 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, January 4, 2009 6:48 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark
It'll remove the cola stains from your pet and get any excess body oils off his skin! This thing sells itself!
― HOOS GRAB IT INSTEENLY (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)
Slap Chop: You're Gonna Love My Nuts
― snorgle snorgle cum here my pretty moooshuuu meow meow meow (libcrypt), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:23 (seventeen years ago)
wow, what a sham!
― three henny opera (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:23 (seventeen years ago)
^^^ smart shopper
― snorgle snorgle cum here my pretty moooshuuu meow meow meow (libcrypt), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)
headset mic
― Lingbert, Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer !!
― paberton (Pablo A), Sunday, 4 January 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)
His sales pitch also advertises a bundled hand operated cheese grater, the Graty.
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Sunday, 4 January 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)
Gratyaty
― eman, Monday, 5 January 2009 00:32 (seventeen years ago)
http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490
― the gush of yesterday (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:38 (seventeen years ago)
^ i said wow every time (i finished a sentence of that article)
― eman, Saturday, 24 January 2009 01:06 (seventeen years ago)
Hi guys!
I need your help. I've been using shamwow for a few weeks now. Love it! But I feel like I can be using more than I am. Please help me come up with other uses. I feel my life can only improve.
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 24 January 2009 17:42 (seventeen years ago)
I have to say, these things actually ARE pretty great. My boyfriend bought these, I'd never seen the commercial. I think we have three sizes.. wow!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 24 January 2009 17:51 (seventeen years ago)
Please help me come up with other uses.
Soaking up the blood after you Slap-Chop yr housemate to death.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)
Stadium drinking "aid".
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:08 (seventeen years ago)
head covering allowed at work due to religious practices
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:26 (seventeen years ago)
bib
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:27 (seventeen years ago)
"wet spot" preventative in bed
Dryness aid for Sweaty Head Dude.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4161/picture2qgm.png
― Suggestbandium (libcrypt), Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)
shamwow dub
― people of the world (jergins), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 04:23 (seventeen years ago)
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg
― eman, Friday, 27 March 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)
nooo
― unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
― eman, Friday, 27 March 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)
Mug Shot of the Day: Vince Shlomi AKA Vince Offer AKA The ShamWow! Guy was arrested last month in South Beach for slap-chopping a prostitute.
loll
― unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)
Shlomi, 44
really?
― unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)
whoa
― (lbrah) (harbl), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)
rip american innocence
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)
at least the tongue thing explains why his mouth looks so fucked up in that pic
― unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)
"Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported.
^ this is so frustrating to me ugh
― (lbrah) (harbl), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)
he needs some sort of shamwow odor absorbing shirt
― brocktune (jeff), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him forstraight sex."
well thank god for this! gay sex between a man and a woman is kinda challenging, I hear, and lotsa people would pay twice that sum just to suss out the mechanics of it.
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)
god, I hate newspapers that parrot their sources' bizarre legalese word-for-word, as if the general public really cares that some cop used the term "domicile" to describe the scene of the crime.
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)
shamwow could be helpful for inthebutt tho
― bow-edison wa (jergins), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)
shamowww!
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)
found her myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/sunshinepfl
― hello my name is peter francis geraci are you in debt (omar little), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)
http://ak.webfetti.com/assets/glitter/0/20.gif
RIP big man. heaven needed 20 times its weight in liquid.
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/03/thunderbutt.jpg
― brocktune (jeff), Friday, 27 March 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)
noooo
― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 27 March 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)
If Mister Slapchopmynnuts was advertising that, it would have to be called something like FartAway
― snoball, Friday, 27 March 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)
http://ak.webfetti.com/assets/glitter/0/60.gifhttp://www.thedirtytrickscampaign.com/18106400id2.jpghttp://ak.webfetti.com/assets/glitter/0/60.gif
― eman, Friday, 27 March 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
i definitely need subtlebutt where do i get it phbbbbbbbbbbt
― (lbrah) (harbl), Saturday, 28 March 2009 04:38 (sixteen years ago)
Mugshot is total faces of meth.
― thirdalternative, Saturday, 28 March 2009 05:31 (sixteen years ago)
It looks like his shirt is made of Shamwow.Actually, he looks a bit like comedian Rich Hall...http://www.watfordtheatre.co.uk/images/eventImage/RichHall.jpg
― snoball, Saturday, 28 March 2009 12:30 (sixteen years ago)
yeah i was thinking his shirt looked like he stole a printed hospital gown
― iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)
― Kerm, Friday, 10 April 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://i52.tinypic.com/xoh2xf.jpg
― con suelo, Friday, 3 December 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)
heywood jashlomi
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/shamwow-guy-cleans-his-act-8C11094914
― ¯\(乒_乓 )/¯ (am0n), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)
kind of depressing to see this guy wade into MAGA politics. not because I expected better from him but because it reminds me of how things used to be, when a guy like this could just be a funny weird dude. I mean he was clearly a scumbag but it hits different when the country is run by even worse scumbags who are actively trying to get people killed. the very thought makes me say wow every time
― frogbs, Sunday, 8 March 2026 04:51 (three days ago)