u'll say WOW every time
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― eman, Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)
Holds 20X its Weight In Liquid
* Easily removes cola, wine and pet stains
* Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess
* Washes, dries, and polishes any surface
* Won't scratch any surface
* Machine washable and bleachable
* Highly Durable with 10 Year Warranty
https://www.shamwow.com/images/shamwow_collage.jpg
― eman, Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:33 (sixteen years ago)
This thing sells itself!
― HOOS GRAB IT INSTEENLY (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)
can it remove cola stains from my pet?
― Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2009 18:48 (sixteen years ago)
can it remove pet stains from my cola bottles?
― aruba (unregistered), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)
fuck the haters
― aruba (unregistered), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)
can it remove cola stains from my pet?― Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, January 4, 2009 6:48 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, January 4, 2009 6:48 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark
It'll remove the cola stains from your pet and get any excess body oils off his skin! This thing sells itself!
― HOOS GRAB IT INSTEENLY (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)
Slap Chop: You're Gonna Love My Nuts
― snorgle snorgle cum here my pretty moooshuuu meow meow meow (libcrypt), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
wow, what a sham!
― three henny opera (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ smart shopper
― snorgle snorgle cum here my pretty moooshuuu meow meow meow (libcrypt), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)
headset mic
― Lingbert, Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer !!
― paberton (Pablo A), Sunday, 4 January 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)
His sales pitch also advertises a bundled hand operated cheese grater, the Graty.
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Sunday, 4 January 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)
Gratyaty
― eman, Monday, 5 January 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)
http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490
― the gush of yesterday (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)
^ i said wow every time (i finished a sentence of that article)
― eman, Saturday, 24 January 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
Hi guys!
I need your help. I've been using shamwow for a few weeks now. Love it! But I feel like I can be using more than I am. Please help me come up with other uses. I feel my life can only improve.
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 24 January 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago)
I have to say, these things actually ARE pretty great. My boyfriend bought these, I'd never seen the commercial. I think we have three sizes.. wow!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 24 January 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
Please help me come up with other uses.
Soaking up the blood after you Slap-Chop yr housemate to death.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)
Stadium drinking "aid".
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)
head covering allowed at work due to religious practices
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)
bib
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)
"wet spot" preventative in bed
Dryness aid for Sweaty Head Dude.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4161/picture2qgm.png
― Suggestbandium (libcrypt), Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)
shamwow dub
― people of the world (jergins), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 04:23 (sixteen years ago)
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg
― eman, Friday, 27 March 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)
nooo
― unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
― eman, Friday, 27 March 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)
Mug Shot of the Day: Vince Shlomi AKA Vince Offer AKA The ShamWow! Guy was arrested last month in South Beach for slap-chopping a prostitute.
loll
― unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)
Shlomi, 44
really?
― unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)
whoa
― (lbrah) (harbl), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)
rip american innocence
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)
at least the tongue thing explains why his mouth looks so fucked up in that pic
― unique whips (J0rdan S.), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)
"Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported.
^ this is so frustrating to me ugh
― (lbrah) (harbl), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)
he needs some sort of shamwow odor absorbing shirt
― brocktune (jeff), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him forstraight sex."
well thank god for this! gay sex between a man and a woman is kinda challenging, I hear, and lotsa people would pay twice that sum just to suss out the mechanics of it.
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)
god, I hate newspapers that parrot their sources' bizarre legalese word-for-word, as if the general public really cares that some cop used the term "domicile" to describe the scene of the crime.
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)
shamwow could be helpful for inthebutt tho
― bow-edison wa (jergins), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)
shamowww!
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)
found her myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/sunshinepfl
― hello my name is peter francis geraci are you in debt (omar little), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)
http://ak.webfetti.com/assets/glitter/0/20.gif
RIP big man. heaven needed 20 times its weight in liquid.
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/03/thunderbutt.jpg
― brocktune (jeff), Friday, 27 March 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)
noooo
― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 27 March 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)
If Mister Slapchopmynnuts was advertising that, it would have to be called something like FartAway
― snoball, Friday, 27 March 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)
http://ak.webfetti.com/assets/glitter/0/60.gifhttp://www.thedirtytrickscampaign.com/18106400id2.jpghttp://ak.webfetti.com/assets/glitter/0/60.gif
― eman, Friday, 27 March 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
i definitely need subtlebutt where do i get it phbbbbbbbbbbt
― (lbrah) (harbl), Saturday, 28 March 2009 04:38 (sixteen years ago)
Mugshot is total faces of meth.
― thirdalternative, Saturday, 28 March 2009 05:31 (sixteen years ago)
It looks like his shirt is made of Shamwow.Actually, he looks a bit like comedian Rich Hall...http://www.watfordtheatre.co.uk/images/eventImage/RichHall.jpg
― snoball, Saturday, 28 March 2009 12:30 (sixteen years ago)
yeah i was thinking his shirt looked like he stole a printed hospital gown
― iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)
― Kerm, Friday, 10 April 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://i52.tinypic.com/xoh2xf.jpg
― con suelo, Friday, 3 December 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
heywood jashlomi
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/shamwow-guy-cleans-his-act-8C11094914
― ¯\(乒_乓 )/¯ (am0n), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago)