Mix Santa - Banta jokes
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
― aruba (unregistered), Saturday, 10 January 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)
Sardarji jokes
Sardarji jokes are a class of jokes based on stereotypes of Sikhs (referred to as "Sardarji"s).Many of the Sardarji jokes are variations of other ethnic jokes or stereotype jokes. Some of them also depict Sardarjis as witty.
Santa Singh and Banta Singh (Santa-Banta) are two popular names for the stock characters in the Sardarji jokes.
― aruba (unregistered), Saturday, 10 January 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)