lowest forms of communication

hate fucking cover letters

― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, September 24, 2009 7:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ME TOO. They're the worst ever.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, September 24, 2009 7:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm so mad at it!!!! also hungry but if i cook something it's gonna take another hour away from this ~pieceofshit~ and i'm going to put it off another day

― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, September 24, 2009 7:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:-( They just feel so fucking fake and bullshitty to me. I just want to me like "LISTEN FOOLS YOU SHOULD HIRE ME BECAUSE I CAN DO THIS JOB AND WOULD BE REALLY GOOD AT IT. ALSO, BECAUSE I AM AWESOME. CAPICHE?" Might try that next time.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, September 24, 2009 7:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

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cover letters
resumes
plastic signs stuck in grass on side of road
restaurant chain menu
ticker news stream on cable news

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cover letters are the most retarded shit ever. fuck HR ppl imo

oooh, recommendation letters when it's clear the the person writing the letter was a last resort who doesn't actually think too highly of the person being recommended.

American-penned poems containing the word "autumn"

guess what i am putting the pieceofshit off another day. it is too long and also not detailed enough. i can't both cut and add things. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukcks;dlkjfsdfgljg

this is like one of those old ire threads from i hate everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2isSJKntbg

oh god, I listened to the full 25 minute (?) version of that one lonely evening. excruciating stupidity.

this stuff all makes me want to give up on communicating altogether. if everyone else is either stupid or purposely lying why bother rite

truth bomb

a simple "bro, you know your right and I know your right, but my evil employer won't let me do anything about" would've done a lot to keep my cynicism at bay. but if a fucking telegraph company can suck the humanity out of seemingly conscious, sapient people, then it's best to give up on breathing as well, harbl.

(you're right, I mean)

I would argue that tattooing an internet address on your skin = super-high-level communication

facebook wall comments as long drawn out life updates/inquiries. write a freaking email, jesus.

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youtube comments obv

um no that is like the greatest form ever!

tbh i was going to put a disclaimer abt how they might be the best ever

the rejection letter is pretty high up there

Yes.

Shampoo bottle is, I think, high and low. It goes down once you realize you can get hemorrhoids just sitting on the toilet.

one of the lowest is those blurbs they put on the side of orange juice or soy milk cartons (normal milk doesn't seem to have them because everyone already loves milk maybe). like soy milk always says how it's the best choice for the modern family and all this other crap

NOT TO BE USED AS INFANT NOG

NOT TO BE USED AS INFANT DOG

getting really good at cover letters imo

becoming a more dishonest person by the day

eventually you'll reach the heights of dishonesty necessary to be a successful grant writer.

positioning ≠ dishonesty

art vs. moral shortcomings

xp - quite true, cover letters, done properly, are a simpler form of that type of positioning/framing.

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