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I'd never even heard the term "analingus" before, let alone this euphemism

what did you know it as

analingus makes me think of
http://www.dublins98.ie/wp-content/files/2009/08/Aer-Lingus.jpg

Licking yr partner's arsehole pretty much

I'd never even heard the term "analingus" before, let alone this euphemism

― Niles Caulder, Monday, September 28, 2009 7:54 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Really?? I thought this was pretty common term. Are you British or something?

lol "or something"

You've obv never been to Aussie primary

analingus makes me think of
http://www.dublins98.ie/wp-content/files/2009/08/Aer-Lingus.jpg

― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Monday, September 28, 2009 4:56 PM

AER LINGBERT

lol

Are you British or something?

I'm British and have heard both terms.

I'm from New Zealand. We don't need no terms.

in new zealand this is called "directing lord of the rings"

'angling for promotion'

Wait I knew it as a "rimjob"! What's wrong w that

hey moby

No idea what that means unless it's a ba;d joke in which case shame on you sir

sorry it's a reference to a defunct early ilx meme "hey moby i give you rimjob"

That must've been pretty early. Any links?

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Cleanliness Is Key

The most important thing with analingus is cleanliness. You just can’t be clean enough! Definitely don’t do it right after your partner has a bowel movement (yuck!) and make sure your partner washes up good down there. Use antibacterial hand soap and hot water if you like, but regular soap works just as well as long as you get your anus or your partner’s anus good and clean. Many people have hair near their anuses that can trap bacteria and matter, and it can either be shaved or waxed for ultra cleanliness and smoothness down there. Bacteria transferred from the anus to the mouth can be dangerous and can make you very, very sick, so it’s important to take proper precautions before engaging in analingus.
Try Using A Barrier

If you or your partner really want to try analingus but are just really freaked out by the idea of putting your tongue down there, a great solution is to use a dental dam or other type of barrier. A dental dam is simply a square piece of latex or other material that goes in between the anus and your mouth. Plastic food wrap works well in a pinch too. This helps prevent bacteria and even matter from getting near your mouth, while still giving your partner the same sensations that analingus would were you not using a dam or barrier. The trick to make this feel extra good is to put a dab or two f good water based or silicone based lubricant in between the anus and the barrier to allow for more freedom of movement and titillating sensations.

No shit