It has been said, yes I am aware, but she is quite the biznitch, or biotch if you prefer. A hypocrite, not a legitimate songstress, or even a human being.. my friend wrote this juvenile song attacking her. I like it still.
P0zerr Grrl (tune to Sk8ter Boi- which is Skateater boy, I know.)
she thought she was punk
cos she owned a skateboard
could she be any more oblivious?
her songs were all shit
she cant play guitar
she has gone too far
avril’s a dirrty ho, doesnt know where to go
why did god put her on earth?
she thinks she is hardcore, we dont know anymore
she should have been strangled at birth.
she goes to a show
complains that shes there
sings about pulling out all her hair
her fans pay too much
to go to her show
they just dont know
avrils a dirrty ho, doesnt know where to go
shes a poser and a joke
she thinks she is hardcore, we dont know anymore
when i think of her i choke
why cant u all just see
she was made for mtv
there should be more than meets the eye
cos there is no punk inside
so what can we learn
from avril lavigne
that theres more than what is seen
but she doesnt know,
she never can
she wont understand
its avril that we despise, with her fuckin poser ties
shes like britney with a chain
she thinks she is hardcore, we cant say anymore
they are all the same
― avital, Saturday, 23 November 2002 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)
Come on she's at least kind of funny! I can't be bothered getting too worked up about a pop star. She makes pop music and she'll be gone in a couple of years. Who cares if a couple of 13 year olds think she's punk, most modern punk is crap anyway.
― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Sunday, 24 November 2002 06:50 (twenty-three years ago)
Then again, the 'alternative music' cable channels Kerrang and P-Rock are playing her sorry excuses for ''''punk?????'''' music, so yeah, she must be a punk...[inches closer to the door to escape]
― Tracey Beardsley (The Love Almond), Thursday, 5 December 2002 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)
one month passes...
eleven months pass...
i miss all these random "i hate [extremely obvious and overused object of hate]" threads started by 15-year-old googlers.
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 7 February 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)
I got an email thru ILXOR once, saying "how could you be so mean about Avril?" from Avrilfan. I don't remember saying anything mean!
― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Sunday, 8 February 2004 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)
two years pass...