BUD LIGHT COORS LIGHT MILLER LITE, WHICH

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sweet rage tee brah

important poll - def bud light imo

yeah i agree

i wish it was miller lite for some reason but it isn't

and the one thing that it is CLEARLY not is coors lite

bud light pros: there is a chelada version
bud light cons: budweiser frogs pee in it

coors light pros: the can tells you if it is cold or not just in case you're suffering from third-degree burns to the hands or some sort of degenerative nerve disease, headwaters of snowcapped mountaintops provide arguably the most pristine water on earth for purposes of brewing
coors light cons: clydesdales pee in it

miller lite pros: originator of wide-mouth can technology, vortex bottleneck technology accurately and usefully rifles the beer stream into the glass, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw42jf-uQcY
miller lite cons: it is a well-documented fact that this was notable milwaukeean/human monster jeffrey dahmer's favorite beer

clydesdales aren't a registered trademark of coors, how dumb of me

pros of coors lite: it is totally awesome
cons of coors lite: it is not beer

baaarrrrrrrrrfff

u just got regurged zima in my coors lite, liteweight

miller lite

miller lite by miles bud light makes me want to puke just looking at it, it's so yellow and tastes disgusting

also, "lite"

Coors Light tastes like high school.

Missing option: 'I would rather drink piss'

^ aka "COORS LIGHT"

wow, there is a new champ in gross called mgd 64, which they gave me after i finished marathon. if a beer should ever taste great thats the time. it was truly terrible, and i like coors lite.

lol "Congratulations! Here, have one of these shitty 64-calorie beers!"

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SUCK IT BUD LITE

Miller Lite pro: The best beer you can always find if you're on Atkins diet (good alcohol content to carb ratio)

Bud Light pro: Tastes better than Miller and Coors (Coors is the worst)

PBR wins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oryYHfZlqF0

lol.

two weekends ago i went river tubing, and when we disembarked after like 4 hours on the river the tubing guide dude (who was an awesomely-to-type outdoor rec stoner) announced that we could have some free miller lites because the previous group had left them behind. it was a pretty exciting moment.

flexor2120001 month ago
It hits her right in the mom jean zipper

just posting for the record, the guy who runs the super popular brewery in my area did the blind BMC challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0Ym4-Hw9Uk

my brother has become sort of a reactionary crank and was complaining about the Bud Lite trans thing one night claiming it was "by far the worst light beer anyway" so we did this challenge with him but kept switching the beers around when he wasn't looking and told the bartender to lie so we really had no idea what was what. it was just fun to fuck with him. but I *did* discover that I can identify Bud Lite, I think because during my party days it was all we ever got, and there's something about the taste that gives me specific flashbacks to that basement. so that's cool