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magror hi sahi mujhay acha boohat laga
vo ajnabe to tha magar acha boohat laga

sahra main je raha tha jo daria dili kay saath
dekha jo ghoor say to piyasa boohat laga

lipta howa ho jaisay gohar main kizan ka chaand
melay libas main bhi vo pyara boohat laga

resham pehan kar bhi meri qeemat na barah saki
khadar bhi us kay jism per mehnga boohat laga

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raah-e-talab me.n kaun kisii kaa apane bhii begaane hai.n
chaa.Nd se mukha.De rashk-e-Gazalaa.N sab jaane pehachaane hai.n

uff ye talaash-e-husn-o-haqiiqat kis jaa Thahare.n jaaye.n kahaa.N
sahan-e-chaman me.n phuul khile hai.n seharaa me.n diivaane hai.n

tanahaaii hii tanahaaii hai kaise kahe.n kaise samajhaaye.N
chashmo-o-lab-o-ruKhasaar kii tah me.n ruuho.n ke viiraane hai.n

apane vajuud kii mastii se ham ri.ndo.n ke ahavaal na puuchh
qadam qadam par chhe.D Khirad se nafas nafas maiKhaane hai.n

dil aaKhir thak haar ke yaaro ham ne bhii tasliim kiyaa
apanii zaat se ishq hai sachchaa baaqii sab afasaane hai.n

Here a fun Shayari 4 u 2 do w/ ur friend.

Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
(Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.)
Hawa hi hawa hai.
Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

Before Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.

Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
wah wah wah wah wah

Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola: Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub
jaoon
Splash, Glug Glug, Splashhh!

Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya

Mard taange waala
Hoon main mard taaange wala
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saaala

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta Aisi apni Wife ho. hoon

Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho

Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow

People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love?(where is the lovex3)(the love2x)

It just ain't the same all ways have changed
New days are strange is the world the insane?
If love and peace so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations dropping bombs
Chemical gases filling lungs of little ones
With ongoing suffering
As the youth die young
So ask yourself is the loving really strong?
So I can ask myself really what is going wrong
With this world that we living in
People keep on giving in
Makin wrong decisions
Only visions of them livin and
Not respecting each other
Deny thy brother
The wars' going on but the reasons' undercover
The truth is kept secret
Swept under the rug
If you never know truth
Then you never know love
Where's the love y'all?(I don't know)
Where's the truth y'all?(I don't know)
Where's the love y'all?

People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father father father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love?(where is the lovex3)(the lovex2)

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm getting older y'all people get colder
Most of us only care about money makin
Selfishness got us followin the wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting their young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what the see in the cinema
Whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness and equality
Instead of spreading love, we're spreading anomosity
Lack of understanding, leading us away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling down
It's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling under
I gotta keep my faith alive, until love is found

People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love?(fade)

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u r a tender-hearted. u will may like this short contemporary love poem i came across today (translation from Urdu):

IF I COULD BE ANY THING
IN THIS WORLD
I WANT TO BE YOUR TEARS
SO THAT I COULD
BORN IN YOUR EYES
LIVE IN YOUR CHEEKS
AND DIE IN YOUR LIPS.

i hope did not make u cry. :_(

ps. Thank U 4 starting this thread!!:):):)

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Warm Rgards!!!!!!!!

ف ي کيلڈ بي ايني تھنگ
ان تھس وورلڈ
ي وانٹ ٹو بي يوار ٹيرس
سو ديٹ ي کيلڈ
بورن ان يوار يييس
لٔو ان يوار شيکس
اينڈ ڈي ان يوار لپس

Hoping!

kis qadar hai.n terii aa.Nkhe.n bebaak
in se fitane bhii hayaa karate hai.n

[Daag Dehlvi]

(bebaak = bold; fitane = mischief)

:)

What is the programme for the dating portion of this site? I am unable to locate a form to complete. Other dating sites I have used have included a form for personal details, tastes, and interests. Shall I email to your address? Shall I post my information here?

Please inform me at your earliest conveniece.

Many thanks, Kind Sir.
Respectfully,
Deepak Singh

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vulgar

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i am really touched by that

میں اردو نہیں
شریف رکھ شریف رکھیئے
خدا حافظ (is frajile, touch lightly) میںخد
اردو اچھی زبان ہےشکریہلاھور کس طرف
نہیں، جی نہ یں نہیں، جی نہ
کہتے ہیں اگلے زمانے میں کوئی
اردو اچھی زبان ہے
♥♣♠♦!!!

do you have one comparing my face to a bird's face

تشریفاپ سے مل کر (ur eyes, a vulture's eyes)
لاھور کخدا حافظ لاھور ک (hungerlonging for a jackalcarcass)
بولت (come, where is ur beak?)

thanks unregistered

♥♣♠♦!!!

^ translation plz

u busted, fold now

(Lift Irrigation)

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