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I CALL DIBS ON:

Here Be Dragons
Comfort Creatures

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

Here Be Dragons

Some dudes I know named their EP that. It was all modern rock-y and shit.

― Steve Go1dberg (Steve Schneeberg), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

I'm trying to think of a name for a new band I'm doing, please nobody call dibs on whatever I eventually think of.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

I call dibs on "Here Be Dragons UK"

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

I call dibs on the Next Police.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)

Dworkin
The Continental Op

― tom west (thomp), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

dibs. i call dibs on. i mean.

― tom west (thomp), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

The Duchess (or possibly just Duchess (or I might just name my guitar the Duchess, I haven't decided yet)).

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

You're calling dibs on "dibs"?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

WOAH MAN...HEAVY.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Dibs Calling

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Dibs Calling

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:29 (twenty years ago)

Oops.

I call dibs on "Two Car Funeral".

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I like The Continental Op.

I call dibs on
The Jim Thompson Twins

― Run Ruud Run (Ken L), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Herbie Dragons

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:07 (twenty years ago)

beatles 2

― awesome little blues monkey (awesome little blues monkey), Thursday, 21 September 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

Haha I heard about a band called Nirvana 2 about 10 years back.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 21 September 2006 01:20 (twenty years ago)

Callin' dibs on:

Starry Skies
Leap Year
Autumn Waves

― darin (darin), Thursday, 21 September 2006 05:02 (twenty years ago)

are you Shoe Gaze?

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 21 September 2006 05:14 (twenty years ago)

Not really - and that's why we're not using them. But I'm still calling dibs!!!

― darin (darin), Thursday, 21 September 2006 06:20 (twenty years ago)

I wish I had called dibs on "The Locofocos," but apparently there's some shit alt-country band by that name. I'm trying to convince my bandmates that we should call ourselves "The Locofocos UK."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 22 September 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

(I call dibs on The Locofocos UK btw)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 22 September 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

THE FUCKS

THE TWATS

THE FESTERING BOILS

― millenarian (millenarian), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:58 (twenty years ago)

the second one (and kinda the first one too) are taken already by melbourne shockabilly bands

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 22 September 2006 01:03 (twenty years ago)

I call dibs on Pursuance, even though I'm the only one who seems to like it.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 September 2006 01:44 (twenty years ago)

yeah, you can keep that one.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)

The Beatles US

― nervous (cochere), Friday, 22 September 2006 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Skank Theory

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:54 (twenty years ago)

yeah, you can keep that one

:(

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 September 2006 13:59 (twenty years ago)

it's not a giant steps ref is it? i mean either way i'm siding with "keep it" but i'm afraid that way more so

― tom west (thomp), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

in standard english usage one can use "checking out the talent" to mean "ogling the ladies of this particular geographical location". so i wanted to start a band called 'the talent'. then someone pointed out why that wasn't a good idea. so this is me calling no dibs at all on 'the talent'.

― tom west (thomp), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

It's a Love Supreme ref.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Tom, I've usually heard it used as "the local talent", which would be an interesting band name, maybe.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

There's a local jazz-fusion band called "STEAK DINNER" so that people who see signs outside their venues will see "STEAK DINNER: $5." I don't know how many people have been pissed off because of this.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 22 September 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Ian Curtis and the Noose

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 22 September 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Eyeball Kicks - except I tried to do a myspace thingy in the name & some fella in australia has it already & he's even better looking than me

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:53 (twenty years ago)

AcidemiA, all metalled up logo

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 September 2006 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Curtis, I thought people just talked about that kind of thing, I never knew anybody actually carried through on it.

― Run Ruud Run (Ken L), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

moby keith

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 03:56 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Jehovah's Wetness

― petey_carnum, Thursday, 29 November 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

Roy G. Biv and the Spectrums

― petey_carnum, Thursday, 29 November 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

CD Release Party

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

"Wayfarers" for a nu-balearic band

― max, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

"R's Hole"

― snoball, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

So, it would probably be bad mod form to delete the posts listing the ones i like, and call dibs on them myself, right?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

Civil War Gay is now mine.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

I was going to say, you seriously want to call a band R's Hole?

― snoball, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

Zupa Dupa

― carne asada, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

polish for Ass Soup

― carne asada, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

The New Cretins

― John Justen, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

undisputabibatabublable tschampeen

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

BAD MONEY

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

shitty condominiums

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

El Tomboto

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

"The Turbo Charged Vaccum Cleaners", so people can say "they really suck hard"

― snoball, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

TBA

― Jordan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Ornaments Edna Ate

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 7 December 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

WOLF SHIRT

― rogermexico., Saturday, 8 December 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

Both Tiger Mountain and The Warm Jets are already taken ;_;

― rogermexico., Saturday, 8 December 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

Moog Liberation Army

― nickalicious, Saturday, 8 December 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

Everyone would wear camo and play a Moog Liberation...our songs would be about the revolution of the machines.

― nickalicious, Saturday, 8 December 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

General Tso & the Peking Order

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

Small Penis Syndrome

― snoball, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

Haircuts with Guitars

― petey_carnum, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

The Wes Anderson Stock Characters

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

when i was a kid my punk band was gonna be Bert Defect & the March of Dimes, i was so sad when i found out there was already a kinda famous hardcore band called March of Dimes.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

PRED SHIP

― rogermexico., Thursday, 13 December 2007 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

nick drake

― the galena free practitioner, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

the hebrew god whose ark this is

― the galena free practitioner, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

Blind Lemon Party

― rogermexico., Friday, 25 January 2008 06:53 (eighteen years ago)

The Mountain Goatse

― rogermexico., Friday, 25 January 2008 06:53 (eighteen years ago)

Everything But Tubgirl

― rogermexico., Friday, 25 January 2008 06:54 (eighteen years ago)

GIRLS GONE WILD

― gr8080, Friday, 25 January 2008 07:14 (eighteen years ago)

"(Whatever You Do) Don't GIS tailpipe.jpg (Or You'll Be Very Very Sorry)"

― snoball, Friday, 25 January 2008 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

the the wave wave

― gbx, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus and the F-Bombs

― HI DERE, Friday, 1 February 2008 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

twelve years pass...

Doomscroll

― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 18 December 2020 16:47 (five years ago)

feel like every LPC album has a dozen great band names on it, if I were in one I'd call dibs on Duckling Fantasy

― frogbs, Friday, 18 December 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

five years pass...

eternal thanks to Elvis Telecom for this endless repository of unintentional band names

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1. Dank Hotel of Fetishes
2. Scythe Factory
3. Temple of Space

― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Friday, 5 June 2026 16:57 (five months ago)

Mortgage Orgy

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 5 June 2026 17:30 (five months ago)

last one I came up with was The Freak Ookies

― peace, man, Friday, 5 June 2026 18:48 (five months ago)

Danger Bird would be pretty sweet if it weren't already a neil young tribute band.

― shaking babies (map), Friday, 5 June 2026 19:14 (five months ago)

Witchy Woo

― rameau in the main room (dog latin), Friday, 5 June 2026 22:40 (five months ago)

Total Bitch (I think I actually still have the bandcamp for it?)

― sarahell, Saturday, 6 June 2026 08:50 (five months ago)

Also Midi Ripperton and the Farting Hookers

― sarahell, Saturday, 6 June 2026 08:50 (five months ago)

I've been thinking about the theoretical band name "The Instant Lovers," and the first release would be called "Instant Gratification." If I can write like a dozen power pop songs it would be perfect, but I might just use that name for whatever my next project is

― genevieveglobally, Saturday, 6 June 2026 19:54 (five months ago)

I really like Mortgage Orgy. Frontman should stage name themselves Morty Georgie

― yet I admit I'm still susceptible to ILX's allure (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 6 June 2026 20:24 (five months ago)

Goontie, you have come up with so many awesome names between you and Stevie that could be band names that it almost feels moot for you, haha.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 7 June 2026 08:13 (five months ago)

(laughs)

― Heez, Sunday, 7 June 2026 09:11 (five months ago)

lol fgti

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 8 June 2026 19:34 (five months ago)

VERY HIGH PITCHED VERY ANNOYING BAND

― rameau in the main room (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 19:16 (five months ago)

Non-Brewed Condiment

― Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 12:51 (five months ago)

For years I wanted a band named the Caution Vehicles, but recently I thought of a greater name and then forgot it.

― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 11 June 2026 13:23 (five months ago)

People in Banana Costumes at Hardcore Punk Concerts

― Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 June 2026 10:02 (five months ago)


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