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So this has all been a hox Jarl?

― Prisoner #263442 (Piano Man), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It has indeed been a hox. You see by cutting the tendons that lead to your hamstrings your legs have been left to flap about in childish manner!

― Robin (RJM), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Let me explain. I got in pissed last night and spoke to SMH on Messenger. I seemed to convince him that Ask A Drunk was mainly all composed by one person and then got aggravated because he couldn't tell me his exact postion on GPS and left.

RSPMJLGHEJ says:
But SMH needs proof
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
yeah but we like leaving him alone to do what he does
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
why does SMH need proof?
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
He's paranoid
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
what? smh?
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
very paranoid
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
Sean M. Hall
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
sean m hall is paranoid? like harrison ford in bladerunner?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

RSPMJLGHEJ says:
What about Zen Clown?
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
?
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
zen is a nice boy
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
You're him right?
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
no no he lives down the road from me. he's a mate of mine we go to art galleries all the time
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
i see
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
we once had a BBQ it was ace
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
Ace huh?
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
we had big steaks on the grill
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
So he's real
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
as far as i know
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
he's not from the USA like he says though
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
I'm from the US
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
wheres that?
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
San Francisco, California West Coast
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
those are just words. GPS?
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
I don't know
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
I know
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
You're patronizing
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
do you know what GPS is?
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
Patronizing is when you talk to someone like they're STUPID! YES I DO
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
whats GPS?
RSPMJLGHEJ says:
Global Postitioning Satellite
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
nice googling.
paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk says:
ttfn?

RSPMJLGHEJ says:
How did you know I googled?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

All very well but Sean is wrong again, GPS its actually a system, Global Positioning System not Satellite, it uses a network of satellites to create the system. Get back to Anti-Prussia ( speaking of which, do they have GPS yet?)

― Robin (RJM), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

OK. This is a hijack. Take this thread to Cuba...... or at least somewhere a little more interesting than where it's going at the moment.

FACT: The average human swallows 7.532 spiders per annum in their sleep.

FACT: There are 16,739 species of spider known in the Northern hemisphere. Only two of which are too large to be swallowed whole.

FACT: The average bedroom contains 28.94 spiders at any one time.

FACT: Venomous spiders may be far more common than most people realise.

FACT: Spiders and small scorpions taste like bitter chocolate.

FACT: As little as the mere minimum lethal dose of spider venom may prove to be medically fatal in most cases.

FACT: Many Doctors agree that deaths from hitherto mysterious and unknown causes MAY be related to undiagnosed spider-swallowing.

FACT: Banqueting on huge quantities of spiders in ones sleep is not considered normal (Marty!) and may result in a particularly virulent form of halitosis.

FACT: Only £5.99 buys you complete peace-of-mind, in the form of the AAD "Spidaburka" antarachnid nocturnal mouth and nasal net.
Available in Pink, Blue, and fashionable Pea Green.

― Pete Andrews, Tuesday, 18 February 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

*runs and hides*

― celeste (Celeste), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

You people get stupider every day.

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah laddie, isn’t that the purpose of drink? To make the brain believe that it’s thirteen again?

― No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

My brain believes it's 13, it's currently obsessed with yoyos.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 20 February 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

It's OK Celeste. You really don't have to wear the Pea Green if you don't want to.

― Pete Andrews, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

How come RUSCUMPMIDDLEJAW, or whatever his name is, is out of his lockup anyway? Is he related to Jeff Archer?

Or is it like that MXYZPTLK (the imp from the 5th dimension) deal in Superman, where you have to trick him into saying his name backwards to get him back in chokee.
Hey Hallee, can you say "tawt"?

― Pete Andrews, Thursday, 20 February 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

MWEATNGAS - Must We Explain Again That Nobody Gives A Shit?

Moderators: For Christ's sake sling this boring little tosser and all his aliases back into prison.

― Pete Andrews, Friday, 21 February 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Come one Pete, I mean Ringo's his favorite. Ringo.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 21 February 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with Pete- elegantly phrased, sir

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The moderators are in manchester. Unless I hack Lynskeys account. But then you could end up with all kinds of crazy crap. muhahahaha

― celeste (Celeste), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That's quite enough of that young man.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 22 February 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes RSPLURGE, sit down and shut up.
Hacking is hardly a problem when I know all the passwords anyway, but I didn't get drunk enough to do it.

― celeste (Celeste), Saturday, 22 February 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Might I be permitted to buy you a drink, Celeste? Or several?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

It will now appear to the untrained eye that we're getting in a tizz about nothing. Oh well. And get me a large pint of Gippid, please Weeble

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 22 February 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Any crisps? or perhaps some cashews?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Sunday, 23 February 2003 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Much as I fully understand the deletion of all sean's posts, I would like to point out that I am not referring to Celeste as young man, the response was to some blather about hacking that QWERTY put up. My lawyers advise me to point out that I have never thought Celeste was a man. Mind you, these are the same lawyers that advised me to be "mad for the ket".

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 24 February 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmmm! Perhaps we ought to explore the comic possibilities of deleting responses at random from these threads.

The above deletions make it look as if I'm talking to myself about nothing in particular - so situation normal there then.

― Pete Andrews, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

How dare you sir!
Such scurrilous remarks cannot go unchallenged.

What?
The Prime Minister himself you say?

Most certainly NOT.

Can I have chips with mine?

― Pete Andrews, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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