At every “wine bar” ever

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Wine bottles of tap water

calstars, Saturday, 13 July 2019 20:14 (five years ago)

Gypsy Kings

calstars, Saturday, 13 July 2019 20:14 (five years ago)

loool

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2019 20:24 (five years ago)

wine

ciderpress, Saturday, 13 July 2019 21:20 (five years ago)

a gentleman loser

calstars, Saturday, 13 July 2019 21:21 (five years ago)

people sharing a drink they call loneliness

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2019 21:41 (five years ago)

guy wearing heavy sweater in the middle of summer.

Yerac, Sunday, 14 July 2019 08:54 (five years ago)

japanese/chinese tourist couple.

Yerac, Sunday, 14 July 2019 08:56 (five years ago)

nibbles

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 July 2019 09:22 (five years ago)

nipples

A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:00 (five years ago)

Dark wood/black paint

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:03 (five years ago)

not very nice stuffed olives, to get specific on the nibbles.

Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:24 (five years ago)

One of the nicest wine bars I ever went to did beautiful home made ravioli as the nibbles.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 14 July 2019 11:00 (five years ago)

james willmot-brown

A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 14 July 2019 12:59 (five years ago)

not enough stools.

Yerac, Sunday, 14 July 2019 13:53 (five years ago)

free in relation to bourgieness:
bread>>>almonds>>>olives>>>caperberries

Yerac, Sunday, 14 July 2019 13:54 (five years ago)

A pudgy dude in sandals eating a pizza

calstars, Monday, 15 July 2019 22:08 (five years ago)

people on tinder/hinge/bumble etc. first-dates

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:10 (five years ago)

several boring cheeses that are available in that little "fancy case" at your local supermarket, served on a board with some salami, a couple olives and maybe some apricot jam or some other bullshit

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:15 (five years ago)

chalkboard menu with scriptish yet informal looking writing

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:16 (five years ago)

Glass of wine from $20 bottle: $14

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:17 (five years ago)

Wanna see some extra fig jam on that charcuterie plate buddy

calstars, Monday, 15 July 2019 22:29 (five years ago)

Reading this thread I've realized I've got no idea what goes on in wine bars.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:31 (five years ago)

you can still wing it like i did

ciderpress, Monday, 15 July 2019 22:31 (five years ago)

I wasn't even sure they still existed.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:32 (five years ago)

several boring cheeses that are available in that little "fancy case" at your local supermarket, served on a board with some salami, a couple olives and maybe some apricot jam or some other bullshit

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:15 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ey ey steady on this is baby bathwater territory

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:38 (five years ago)

it doesn’t make sense but... disquieting calm

brimstead, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 04:49 (five years ago)

I was at a wine bar Saturday night and the people at the table next to us had a plate of burrata that was so pretty and voluptuous and they didn't touch it for about 20 minutes! I was staring so hard at it that a guy at the table was like "oh, it's very good, thumbs up." I thought he was going to offer me a bite. I would've only been a little embarrassed.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 09:24 (five years ago)

seltzer

calstars, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 22:12 (five years ago)

alco

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 22:32 (five years ago)

"surprising" non-bottle options, e.g. card swipe wine dispenser machine or house wines on tap

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:16 (five years ago)

a table with absurd wine accessories for sale: travel sized wine aerator, bedazzled foil cutter, thick book about wine, CO2 wine opener, "smart" looking decanter, etc.

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:19 (five years ago)

no Michigan wines on the menu*

*unless you are at a wine bar in Michigan

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:24 (five years ago)

Some woman employing hyperbole

calstars, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:25 (five years ago)

chill downtempo beats with harp samples etc

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:28 (five years ago)

A first date

calstars, Sunday, 21 July 2019 22:44 (five years ago)

chill downtempo beats with harp samples etc

ahah so true. And kinda weird when you think they've been playing the same kind of ibiza music since... the 90s !
These Cd compilations were well worth it.

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 22 July 2019 13:19 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Dude At tha bar drinking scotch
It me

calstars, Monday, 16 September 2019 01:26 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Ace of Base

June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Saturday, 2 November 2019 02:27 (five years ago)

underpouring the only beer on the menu

alomar lines, Saturday, 2 November 2019 04:47 (five years ago)

dogeared table promo stands for a wine you have never heard of, and will never again

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 2 November 2019 06:53 (five years ago)

aren't you supposed to be asking the drunk a question

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 14:51 (five years ago)

Right you are. I can attest that the drunk is highly questionable and gives more or less coherent answers, at all stages prior to finally achieving catatonia, and the finality even of this stage is usually temporary. (nudges said drunk experimentally, eliciting mumbles) All good to go!

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 8 November 2019 00:58 (five years ago)

one year passes...

An eternally flushing toilet

calstars, Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:39 (four years ago)

How do u think the wine is made

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:47 (four years ago)


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