is that all folks??

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or did somebody fart??

― hurley (hurley), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

If you are refering to the quietitude around here over the last few days, we've all been ill.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Do the DTs count as being ill?

― No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i hope you all feel better or die quickly, painlessly.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

If you people are sharing joints or pipes or something...be sure to wear a condom.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 February 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The scene: The stage of a seedy nightclub in Ormskirk, lit by a single spotlight.

*To slow and smokey strains of "Is that all there is? Is that really all there is?"*
*Drops trousers to reveal black camiknickers and fishnet stockings.*

― Pete Andrews, Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

If anyone has the ability to email chicken soup feel free. But Iw ouldn't come to THE PLAGUE HOUSE, if I were you.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Banannas cure cancer

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 February 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Baaaannnnaaannnnaaaassss.

God...I love that word. Wish I could spell it.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 February 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

So do I.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 27 February 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

So you're who I caught this from...
I will have such revenges

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Thursday, 27 February 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The illness that has befallen you is obviously the result of terrorism brought about by George and Tony pissing people off.
Single malt scotch is the best defense.
Duct tape...plastic...
stupid fucking Yanks.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 28 February 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

we can laugh, but it was duct tape and plastic that finally beat the hun back in '45.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 28 February 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Duct Tape and Plastic, that famous cartoon twosome?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 2 March 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You're thinking of Sackcloth and Ashes.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 2 March 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Sodom and Gomorrah? Hell and damnation?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Sunday, 2 March 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, my. Now THAT'S terrorism.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 3 March 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Quick, girls; We'll escape to the hills. Don't bother to bring your knickers"

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 3 March 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

better knickers than duct tape and plastic.

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 3 March 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

That famous cartoon twosome?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 3 March 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

toothsome??

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 3 March 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Twosome. Famous cartoon twosome.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop it at once.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That's your answer for everything.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

where is once anyway?? . . . and why should he stop it there of all places?? i mean did austria raise a finger to stop it when it swept over its borders??

― hurley (hurley), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Once has no balls, no balls at all.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 March 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

But it has plenty of spring festivties.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 6 March 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

All I am saying, is give cheese some pants.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 March 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That's your answer for everything

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 March 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

As the actress said to the Bishop.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 7 March 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

He's a hard act to follow, this lad. This thread's gone cyclical, where's Jim with a shit pun when you need him?

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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