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Oh, Jeez, He can't get "out" can he?
I'm hiding the fava beans.

Seriously...This Rex person must be stopped before he...
AAARRRROOOGGGGHHH!..............................

I never trusted that bloody lion.

That was my mane problem to!

Three!

Watch out for those Aslan 3 missiles with a range a whole 10 kilometres beyond the lamp-post

Now you people might be thinking that Narnia was destroyed after the last battle. In fact that is exactly what the government wants you to think.

Yeah. The sneaky bastids quit drinking Coke and developed, far ahead of the rest of the world, steath duct tape and plastic.
Yeah. We can't see them but..............
I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOW YOURSELVES, YOU GUTLESS SWINE!!!!!!!!!
I'll, I'll.....hit you with something!

(Now these Narnians ARE the bad guys, right? I'd hate to make an ass of myself.)

Absolutely. Despite swingeing trade embargoes on magical cordial and the wherewithal to make feasts the Narnians have been rearming secretly to the point where they represent a very real threat to order. PLus they've got TALKING FUCKING ANIMALS.

Talking AND fucking?
Now I'm going to have to shoot my Chihuahua...
just to be safe.

Trust me, it's better this way.

But of course!

"The four thrones at Cair Paravel" is in fact an anagram of "Preternatural havoc oaf sir"

How can I have failed to spot that before now???

This is getting scary.

PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE! It's the fauns or us!

Easy now, easy.
Consider the "collateral damage".
Some of the Nymphs are still virgins.
(Well they COULD be!)

Richard Branson has bought Narnia?

Nah, that's just a picture of it on his new balloon.

This worries me greatly. Why would Mr Branson have a map of Narnia printed on his new hot air balloon UNLESS he were planning an aerial assault on the place? Never one to pass up a high-visibility marketing opportunity, he must have some top-notch gen about what might be a-going on there. But how will he get a dirigible through the back of a wardrobe? Easy enough if it were an MFI melamine contraption - they never supply enough PVA glue with those, so the back would probably fall off quite easily - but I doubt Mr Branson has self-assembly furniture in that nice house of his in Kidlington**

** MORE OXFORDSHIRE CONNECTIONS!!! Do you see how this plan is all fitting into place, like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle? DO YOU SEE?

I've just wet my pants.

That's good- now place them over your mouth to prevent inhalation of gas

What gas? Has the faun dropped another rip-snorter?

It's achemical weapon launched by the Calormenes in praise of their great god Tash.

Here's the latest hot debate at the politics chatrooms on MSN Messenger.

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The chat's topic is: Is it time to Bomb Saddam? Come in and let us know!

macassa : that is the topic of this room too jerk

nutrageous76 : Hate Americans all you want...but make sure you stay off of our Bad Side...becasue we'll fuck you up like nobody else
Respect Us And We Will Respect You

8The_Last_Cremator has left the conversation.

flyingboy2 : Canada would never be a major player anyways. they would just get in the way. no time to babysit their troops.

123paperdoll : SADDAM IS AN ASSHOLE

Moose727_ : Iraq can and Will pay fopr its OWN Reconstruction

123paperdoll : en ameriva is hypocrite

»---ĻϊļH¤мiξ™5021---» : mac you just injured yourself

ChuckRensloe1 : DOME6969696969 have a psychiatric evaluation because you are completely messed up

Jim_Reeves : Hey nut stop behaving like one

»---ĻϊļH¤мiξ™5021---» : 123

DOME6969696969 : George Bush has ruined this country's economy and our credibility in the International Community. He will go down in history as one of America's WORST Presidents.

_LadyLiberty_1776 : and yet...SADDAM WAS THE BEST THAT ISLAM HAD TO OFFER FOR A LEADER.....go figure

HorridPillow2 : they didnt catch him

X-WingRed5 : remember the OSLO agreement? Israel captured and tried Mohammed Atta, but had to release him as a "political prisoner", Clinton insisted all prisoners released...Atta thanked him by flying plane into WTC!!!!

°PiñkÇhåmþagñe° : Moose, Iraq cannot even pay for toilet tissue

DOME6969696969 : George Bush has ruined this country's economy and our credibility in the International Community. He will go down in history as one of America's WORST Presidents.

≈∞ÇhΐÞÞÿ∞≈ : its ok i kick macaasaa out of my room all the time for being an ass

Kittvamp : Why can France not say what they want. And why the hell do u from USA stop buying stuff just because your politicians tell you to. Stop listening to those liars in the media - trust your instinct. It is wrong to kill hundreds and thousands of innocents

Host »---ĻϊļH¤мiξ™5021---» kicked Jim_Reeves out of the chat room: (Access ban set for 15 minutes)

Mag_mugs1 : lol flyingboy , you should do some homework from the Gulf WAR

macassa : i,m not

nutrageous76 : Canada is fine for like Hockey and Beer and some Entertainers...but no one really cares what their political views are.

≈∞ÇhΐÞÞÿ∞≈ : lol

»---ĻϊļH¤мiξ™5021---» : wtf was that

macassa : look at the topic

trishc13 : so you don't want the support flyboy

Zoth-Hercules_Melkisedek : he tried to burn bush sr. and lost the card game , his ass is gone permanent

That's it. I'm never playing chess again.

It's that damn Reepicheep! He didn't really die at the ends of the Earth, and he's still pissed about his tail. I'm sure that he and Richard Branson are conspiring against us all. Or perhaps it's that beastly Eustace - I never did trust him, even after the dragon incident. Do I sense a triumvirate? And what is that horrible manure I smell here in this stable? Oops - that'd be the boss coming.

the clue's in the name "beastly Eustace"

would that be a clue nobody got then?