father, why hast thou abandoned me??

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they said a man forever slathered with mandrill scat was bound to be a baal, but did i listen. and now he has forsaken me just when i finally found a buyer for all his beater pronghorns. would anyone else care to share their own personal "how lynskey let ME down" stories?? i am especially eager to hear from the many lurkers i met recently at the AAD sherry. great event. thanks again guys? (and thanks especially to geri -- i got the nail parings in the post yesterday!!)

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 13 March 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Not long ago, Lynskey was in a "pissed off" (Celeste can translate to "English") mood and compared me to Sean Hall. It hurt. Terribly. I cried like a girl with her face forced into dogshit for what seemed like minutes and decided to leave the forum. I later relented.
I said, "Marty, you'll be 13 soon with pubic hair and ass zits and you can take it."
Also, it really helped when Rex sent me a picture of Paul in see-through panties.
Now my tears are from laughter.
(I sent it on to 'The Sun'. Did it make page 3?)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 13 March 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

But, Marty, you're exactly like Sean Hall.

PICTURE ONE - SEAN M HALL

http://193.62.14.190/pic1.jpg

PICTURE TWO - MARTY

http://193.62.14.190/pic2.jpg

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 14 March 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You aren't fooling anyone, smartypants.
You manipulated Sean's picture to make it LOOK like me.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

the notion of ANY similarity is absurd. the chappie on the left plainly has a tape worm. "and of such size it were and chock full of meat."

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Family of twelve cd feast for days

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 March 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't that the headline when that family from Barking got locked in HMV for a week?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 17 March 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it dates from when Wall's released an unappetizing plastic flavoured version of their famous chocolate lolly

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 March 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

my god . . . that was a lolly. excuse me for a second [sound of running footsteps, then a piercing wail either mechanical, orchestral or animal, then repeated toilet flushing]. sorry about that. mistake anyone could make.

― hurley (hurley), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

and often do, eh? EH?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 April 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

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