It may look utterly inoffensive to you (unlike the rest of Lynskey’s clothing, not to mention its contents) but in fact it is actively working towards the destruction of All We Hold Most Dear!
While Lynskey is asleep (i.e. during the day) his new green Paddington Coat WRIGGLES out through the catflap and SKULKS around Ormskirk Market taking notes on anything that might prove useful to a HOSTILE POWER!!!
No, I’m sorry, gentlemen, I know you’re all very fond of it and like to stroke it and fondle it and send it little presents and so forth, but Lynskey’s coat is going to have to be BURNED and SHREDDED and NAPALMED and GARROTTED and KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m looking for a volunteer…
― Rex (Rex), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 March 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 17 March 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)
I accept this labour of Jarlculese, now where's that lighter?
― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 17 March 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― Weebleman (StillSimon), Friday, 21 March 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― Rex (Rex), Saturday, 22 March 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 22 March 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)