Categorically Deny

I feel "whimsy" may covers all bases but as I'm being pushed I feel we also need:

Misc
General
Other
Minutiae
Pro re nata

and

Whimsy II

And hatpins, could we have hatpins?

For the complete alliterative package, when coupled with Whimsey:

Whacking
Whitty

For the complete alliterative package, when coupled with Whimsy:

Whacking
Whitty

also need:

"crofters unwittingly abed,"
"simple circuits,"
and, of course, "so important must be posted twice."

"genepool lottery" would be useful, as would "taste archive"

How about ‘Do not read under any circumstances’?

And if we had a folder called ‘Barth-Brunner Controversy’ we might have some theologians dropping by.

for a good slapping?

antelope antipathy

How about "Weerz me fukun cheeez, and other domestic arrangements"

Slagging ILE
Rude and Tasteless
Maudlin Regrets
Fancy a Snort?
Invert Philosophy
Growing Confusion for Fun and Profit

Have you noticed the tendency to label some threads on ILE "Do Not Read If You Hate Me".

That's quite a nice category, don't you think?

Assorted Codswallop

Sex, lies and a sticking plaster

I wish I'd never said that

Tarradiddles and Fol-de-rols

Potty-mouth corner

Safety first

Very Serious Questions

Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Very Frivolous Questions

Current affairs

Totally Frivolous Answers

Get it off your chest

Lloyd Grossman Appreciation

Frankly Speaking

Titties and Beer

Newbies Q&A

How to?

Why not?

Frequently questioned answers

Blissium

Grebes

Blissium related Grebe questions

Grebe related Blissium questions

Pogo stick racing

Poetic Turpsicore

Jaded Grumpy old Bastards only

Strictly for the bored

Brainteasers

Prickteasers

Did I really just say that?

C or D

Eh?

Stuff this - I'm off down the pub!

Suculants, why bother?

Confessions of a timelord.

How to play 9ths on pan-pipes and other musical mysteries.

BBC 3 - A mediatic wonder.

Crack Fests'n'Teen Breasts.

"Do not read if you know me"
"Do not read if you are pregnant or have high blood pressure"

Fun with suicide
I'm the king of you
Confessions of a solipsist
What's with the bodies that keep piling up under my house?

Ask a Drug.

Really? I had no Idea! No, I swear to God!

Things to do in Ormskirk when you’re dead.

Hacksaw collections and minor infections.

William Shatner, one-man or seven beasts

How to use hyperlinks.

How to use hyperspace.

Your soooooooooo childish.

Rex’s rampant rehabilitation regime.

Does my post look big in this?

Lower, lower, up a bit… oooh scratch..scrtch.scr…s..s..

You don’t know what yes means!!!!!

The Mysteries Of Cranberry Juice
Bins, their many and varied uses
101 ways to remove red wine stains from carpets
Whimsy IV

Thats not a cock, THIS (at this point the person in question produces an incredibly large penis) is a cock!

Oh come on, who's died......oh right sorry.

Clouds that look like Pirates.

Pirates that look like clouds.

Who's that bloke from thingy?

Do you ever get the feeling this is all quite silly?

Making money from the misfortune of others.

If you were really big, what kinda stuff would you do.

Cheese for newbies - an introductory guide.

Cheese Q&A.

Cheeses of the Universe.

Cheese recipes.

Cheese science.

The art of cheese.

The philosophy of cheese.

Cheesetasting.

Cheese appreciation.

Cheese fantasies.

Cheeses in a blue vein.

Strictly cheese.

Exotic and erotic cheeses.

Famous cheeses I have known, loved, and eaten.

Casein and its many uses.

Lymeswold: Death to the usurper!

Just cheese.

Cheese and pussy.

Cheese and Grebes.

Cheese, Pussy and Grebes

An A to Z of cheese.

A Z to A of cheese.

Sheep, Goat or Bovine: The debate continues.

The lost cheeses of the ancient world.

Cheese diets.

101 things to do with cheese.

102 things NOT to do with cheese.

When cheeses collide.

Cheese and its key place in world socio-politico-economic development and stability.

Learning to live with cholesterol.

What to do with so much whey.

Cheese news.

Fermented milk products.

General cheesiness.

Cheese for newbies - an introductory guide.

Cheese Q&A.

Cheeses of the Universe.

Cheese recipes.

Cheese science.

The art of cheese.

The philosophy of cheese.

Cheesetasting.

Cheese appreciation.

Cheese fantasies.

Cheeses in a blue vein.

Strictly cheese.

Exotic and erotic cheeses.

Famous cheeses I have known, loved, and eaten.

Casein and its many uses.

Lymeswold: Death to the usurper!

Just cheese.

Cheese and pussy.

Cheese and Grebes.

Cheese, Pussy and Grebes

An A to Z of cheese.

A Z to A of cheese.

Sheep, Goat or Bovine: The debate continues.

The lost cheeses of the ancient world.

Cheese diets.

101 things to do with cheese.

102 things NOT to do with cheese.

When cheeses collide.

Cheese and its key place in world socio-politico-economic development and stability.

Learning to live with cholesterol.

What to do with so much whey.

Cheese news.

Fermented milk products.

General cheesiness.

Just in case you didn't hear me the first time!

I was beginning to worry where you'd got to.

All right, what's an erotic cheese then?

Cheese Whiz! Don't forget Cheese Whiz! Once you've gotten rid of the yellow stuff, the jars make wonderful containers for buttons, hatpins ect. Hatpins...(begins sobbing)...

An erotic cheese could be almost any cheese seen in the right light, wearing a small sexy dressing, with that 'come hither' look in its eye......... Ooooooooooh! Oh! Oooh! yes! YES!
Ahem. Excuse me. I don't usually do THAT in public.

Oh. I almost forgot.
Zen: I remember Sue saying something about not leaving without her collection of antique crochet patterns...... Then she went back into that blazing forum.... There was a terrible noise that hurt my auditory system, and part of Sean Hall's roof came crashing down in a blinding blaze of flames.

It all happened so quickly, I can't be sure, but I fear the worst.
Dreadfully sorry old bean.
If there's anything I can do.... you know, don't hesitate and all that.

In my younger days I read a teen horror story called "Slumber Party", by Christopher Pike. It was about a girl (called Celeste) who suffered horrific burns in a fire. She blamed her friends for the fire, so made everyone believe she was dead. Then years later, after much plastic surgery, (and using the pseudonym Nena I believe) she returned to exact revenge upon her friends.

Could we have offended Sue in some way, has she gone into hiding? Leading us to believe she is dead? Will she return in years to come and try to kill us all by blowing up a propane tank?

full of hatpin shrapnel