What Don't You Look Like? (an "I Love Everything"-style picture thread)

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Come on, gang, don’t be shy (or rather, do!). Yes, this is the thread where you google up and post a picture that bears absolutely no resemblance to yourself whatsoever!

― Rex (Rex), Friday, 21 March 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

For example, I don’t look like this:

http://www.errc.org/rr_nr1_2002/noteb10.jpg

apart from being old, dilapidated, and longer horizontally than vertically, but that sort of thing doesn’t count, does it?

― Rex (Rex), Friday, 21 March 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear, I was trying to avoid a double-entendre there, but on reflection I’m not sure I succeeded…

― Rex (Rex), Friday, 21 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://193.62.14.190/notme.jpg

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 22 March 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, hang on . . . .

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 22 March 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I look nothing like this :-

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/choiceshirts/GermanWirePointerA1942-lg.jpg

(but curiously, my dog looks exactly like that)

― C J (C J), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, obviously he doesn't have three heads

― C J (C J), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

But then, neither do I

― C J (C J), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll go now, shall I?

― C J (C J), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

No stay. We may need your clothes.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 23 March 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Well okay then, but what use could you possibly have for a Wales rugby jersey and a silver lurex thong?

― C J (C J), Sunday, 23 March 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

That is exactly what our esteemed colleague Aimless likes to wear while polishing the parquet. Hand it over!

― Rex (Rex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you know, the dissimilarity is uncanny....

http://www.nwqmc.org/98proceedings/Papers/images/19-katz1.gif

Hello, again, friends from the North. I am afraid I am once again decamping farther away from Ormskirk than even Cheltenham. I shall soon be in Sussex! Imagine! Not only, but also ... within a brick's throw of Ashdown Forest, site of the Cutest Story Every Told: Winnie the Pooh.

xxxJ

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 23 March 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow! You get to see such famous monuments as the Great Wall of Hove, or go hunting Birchills, which is I believe a popular local pastime.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 24 March 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Long ago, when our teacher read "Winnie the Pooh" to us, she said that Pooh lived in Three Acre Wood.

Makes me wonder what ELSE that bitch lied about.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I was told Pooh lived in Hundred Acre Wood. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

― C J (C J), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit!
No wonder we can't find Bin Laden!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 24 March 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

To deviate from the thread rather, my resemblance to this http://www.mdt-products.com/products/158_brushes/brushes_JPG.gif is truly terrifying.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 27 March 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you havenaturalbristles?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 March 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You betcha, and you want them, you slag.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 27 March 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.totalparkingsolutions.co.uk/images-products/single-double-scissor-lift-.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 23 May 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

You don't look like that? Lucky devil. I've changed a bit over the years, and now I don't look like http://www.madeinfirenze.net/foto/1310-50-1b.jpg

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

Rotund and fruity!

― MSW (MSW), Friday, 27 May 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

seven years pass...

well i'll almost surely regret this but

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/P1010182.JPG

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago)

entirely suitable board btw

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

ned? is that you?

― Aimless, Friday, 2 November 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago)

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