Zebedee Soames

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Listening to the shenanigans of the Iraqi War,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping,
Zebedee Soames being the name of the announcer on Radio 4.

I ask: What were his parents thinking about? I mean, really?

Nevertheless, his monicker certainly did rouse me from my slumber.

Have any other members of AAD ever heard so preposterous a name promulgated over our once-august national media?

― Pooster (pooster), Friday, 28 March 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

A quick Google brought up

this

http://psychoflubber.com/j2/bath:tea/ramona/it:burn/delorme

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 28 March 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

GENERAL REQUEST TO ALL INTERNET USERS: could people please ease up on their google usage for the next few days. i have some kind of fungus under my toe nails and i really can't be looking stufff up all the time if i'm going to get my condition under control. thanks in advance for your cooperation.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ewwwww! Does it look like Philadelphia ... or Roquefort?

Try filling your socks with yoghurt ... that seems to work .. according to women. True. Otherwise, try something that has never before been tried by a guy: go see a doctor!

― Pooster (pooster), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I seem to find myself wanting to assume, Mr. hurley, that you may have, at some time, possibly a time that you don't remember, bought some used socks from "Lynskey's Used Socks, LLC".

If, as I suspect, you DID recieve said socks and TRIED THEM ON you are lucky that you still have feet.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i buy them by the gross . . . . but have never used them on my feet . . . .

― hurley (hurley), Saturday, 29 March 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes I wish I had no imagination.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 30 March 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently, astronauts have to be highly trained in every way ... and yet not have a sense of smell.

Imagine being stuck in one of those podules for months on end.

Living, as I do, in my house, I reackon I would make a good astronaut.

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 30 March 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Here at Casa Newly Tidy one of us in particular is often to be seen eating space food from shiny packets. I propose sending Jim into space.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 30 March 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

In space...No one can hear you fart...

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 31 March 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh has nobody thought of marketing "Astronaut Meals"? I suppose it's because we don't live in the 70s any longer, huh? And "Airplane Meals" too. I'd happily buy them. Although you'd obviously have to have the promise of unlimited little bottles of red wine with them too.

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 31 March 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The future my friends is "Space Drinks." You'll see, you'll all see.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

What an ignorant cuss I am! It's Soanes, not Soames!

http://www.londonshakespeare.org.uk/prisondiaries/trafficing.htm

― Pooster (pooster), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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