I have grave doubts about differing perceptions.

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Anybody who can come up with a more Dali-esque interpretation of my humble droring than CJ will win a melted Crusader Watch! BTW, don't you think it's touching, the way ole CJ still clings to those traditional ways of putting two spaces after a punctuation mark? I thought that had died out ... as an editor, I would personally and manually eviscerate a journalist who thought this was still a good idea. But, for CJ, I have to make a HUGE exception...

... Anyway, here's her interpretation:

"I have no idea wot it might be, though. Perhaps I had my monitor upside down? The one on the left looks like a giant Scotch egg being splatted by a three-fingered hand. Lovely, though. I shall look at it again when I have sunk a bottle of Chablis, and I will doubtless then see the deep significance of it all. :))"

OK ... here it is. I had no idea it would be more difficult than gazing at a magic-eye picture, but anyway .... http://www.stackpool.com

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 30 March 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmgphthoghmph! I appear to have screwed up with my html. So here it is again.

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 30 March 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I see two post World War 5 clams, appearing to be discussing the next conflict while actually trading subliminal sexual messages, ie: "Your shell or mine?"

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 30 March 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I find myself having differing perceptions about grave doubts.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 30 March 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I have doubts about the perception differing graves. What's that all about? OK ... kill me now.

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 30 March 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not drinking Graves. I am drinking Chablis.

And quit having a go at me and my punctuation. I react badly to negative criticism, and am liable to become suddenly and irrevocably violent. My head swells up and turns purple, my teeth move about and I suffer from a distinct surfeit of saliva. Now there's not usually anything wrong with being a touch drooly, but since none of you are wearing raincoats I think it's unfair to inflict it upon you.

And less of the "ole" - I am only 12. Or did you mean "olé"? In which case, fair enough.

I like Scotch eggs though. Num.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 30 March 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I have looked at your lovely drawing again. Is it anything to do with a gynaecological examination? If so, the one on the left would appear to need antibiotics.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 30 March 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you know, if you type a letter 'i' immediately in front of the http:\ (without any spaces), it will post the picture to the thread for all to see. I am a clever clogs!

Like this :

http://www.stackpool.com/handshake.gif

― C J (C J), Sunday, 30 March 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Klevva Klogz,
I am going to 'do a Rumsfeld' and come back to you on that one... rather than just whupping your ass straight away. I will have to go away and think about it. K=OK, OK? BTW "you're going the right way for a smack bottom."

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Two funny ears. Really funny ears. Not funny haha, just....y'know....funny....

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 30 March 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

MY GOD!

What if a child would see that!

Have you no SHAME!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 31 March 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has become extremely erotic.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 31 March 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it would have been better if your drawing had been entitled "Know Your Enema"

― C J (C J), Monday, 31 March 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Both pictures come from the opening credits of a little-known James Bond-type movie in which Long John Silver, recruited by British Intelligence in his paunchy dotage, successfully outruns Soviet ‘agent of influence’ Jake The Peg through a series of ‘futuristic’ tunnels.

This theory comes to you courtesy of a mere two glasses of Chardonnay.

― Rex (Rex), Monday, 31 March 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, buggerfuck! Maybe if I just made the fingers in the background slightly bigger ... then would you SEE it? Jeez. I go to the pub to get pissed all over, not to ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=3425547. Although, I guess I might get even more flak for admitting that I just typed that in, rather than copying and pasting. Okay. Pass the dunce's cap and the bladder.

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 31 March 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

o my god. it has begun.

― hurley (hurley), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Rex, please stop contributing to the evil spread of Chardonnay. You can't get a decent bottle of white around here for the endless, endless rows of that buttery bilge.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Chardonnay being, of course, that young lady in the Footballers' Wives real life documentary on the telly-welly. I recognised this instantly from your description of her being 'buttery bilge'.

I wonder if such programmes will now spawn a whole generation of unfortunates named after a bottle of vino collapso? I have been toying with the idea of naming any future baby CJ "Pinot Gris", but am worried this might seem a little pretentious. Perhaps I should just stick with something more down to earth like Mouton Cadet, to perhaps obviate any worries about the child being teased at prep school.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Here here

― Zinfandel (pooster), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Never did me any harm. Apart from the HORRIBLE BULLYING.

― Vin de pays de Vaucluse (Matt), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 08:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I am thinking about calling my dog "Gewürztraminer". He's an Alsation.

― *Groan* (C J), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice idea. Too bad Gewürtztraminer is German for "He who crawls up one's leg"

― Pooster (pooster), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

C J: I like the word 'Num', so much so that I have started to call Tweaky 'Num'. I think it is one of the best names a guy can give his cat. It is just so ... un-gay! Is that okay by you?

― Pooster (pooster), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Num is the best name ever for a cat. However, don't you think your neighbours will fear for your sanity if they catch you standing at your kitchen door of an evening at Tweaky's suppertime, holding a saucer of Whiskas Turtledove'n'Tapir cat food while exclaiming "num num num"?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

My neighbour's name is Num, so I think he will take it as a plaudit. Tweaks won't eat Tapir; he much prefers jellyfish & seaweed. He's a Japanese Purple.

― Pooster (pooster), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

what can this mean: www.plasticsurgery4u.com

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 4 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Know it??? I f***ing designed it!
(With apologies to the old joke about the piano-player who had to 'see to himself' before playing ... oh never mind. Sorry I ruined it for you if you haven't heard it yet.)

Oh God ... sorry ... if you haven't heard it, here it is...
http://www.twats.freeuk.com/jokes/j_pianist.htm

BTW ... that plastic surgeon ... it's Picasso's little-mentioned idiot son.

― Pooster (pooster), Saturday, 5 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Who was conceived during his "foolhardy cock" period.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 10 April 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Picasso's little-mentioned idiot son"

I almost hate to admit this...but...Queeze was a close companion of mine. Yes...We wandered the bistros together, drinking excessivily, urinating on the wheels of police cars, he was a dear sort.

We would be in a crowded nightclub and he would take his penis out and wave it around and say "This is a Picasso!".

He never really understood why no one noticed him.

Queeze Picasso.

I miss him. I hope he is alright. Properly sedated ect..

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 11 April 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't worry. I applied my full tools.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 11 April 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

Beware the power of Three, especially as concerned with the Pearl of Wisdom & some thang bout kow thysef!!!

― James ray cress, Wednesday, 20 August 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

A lesson for us all there, I think.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 22 August 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

We talked a lot of drivel last year, didn't we?

― C J (C J), Sunday, 30 May 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Note my absence.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 30 May 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I don't know. My gag about Picasso's foolhardy cock period is one of my favourites

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 30 May 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

From what I've gathered, Picasso's foolhardy cock period lasted most of his life.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

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