saddam hussein now for sale on ebay!!

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hurdy gurdy and tin cup included. let's buy him as a group and watch the sheckels roll in!

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 3 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not touching it with a bastard bargepole.

Unless of course he brings chips and dip

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Does he come 'singing songs of luuuurve' such as 'Roly-poly, roly-poly, roly-poly'?

If not, I'd get onto Esther Rantzen or that nice Scottish Nicky chap off Watchdog sharpish.

― Pooster (pooster), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

IMPORTANT INFO FOR BIDDERS: considering how high the bidding has soared there may be little interest here in any event. however, i wanted to alert people to an important fact. i contacted the seller, and it turns out that saddam runs on the now discontinued 1.5V SRU mercury button cells. these are almost impossible to find now, and illegal to import into the EU. he also smokes a scarce and expensive blend of tobacco. on the upside, his shuffling soft-shoe is just about irresistable . . . .

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 4 April 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sold. I bid my guitar, if only to stop Jim playing the riff to "At midnight sometimes" over and over again.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 4 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn Right

― Matt's Guitar, Friday, 4 April 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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