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Here at AAD all of us, know EXACTLY what we want, so why be shy when, you can step right in to our totally explicit gallery that, leaves NOTHING to the, imaganation!

Welcome to, 100s of unforgettable images from your own most, secret, fantasys! Go on, you know your, dying to dive straight, in!!

― Rex (Rex), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Phwoar!!!!

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Should I add a "Not Safe for Work" tag on this thread? It's a bit overtly porno.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Rex- is that by any chance your good self, in your pirate days, in the last picture? Also, any chance of a glass of red?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Here you are ........

http://www.winecellarclubinc.com/images/40_WINEBOT.jpg

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Excellent-that'll do nicely. Any chance you can turn the bottle round so I can read the label?

On a separate point, thanks Rex for the wilful punctuation and spelling- an authentic touch ( and I confess I didn't open this one at work in case the corporate thought police were watching- I probably am paranoid, but as we all know, that doesn't necessarily save you).

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I deliberately turned the bottle round so you couldn't read the label, so we could play that game where you have a sip and then have to guess the wine (you do play that game, don't you?)

Anyway, I win :)

(It was a 1994 Jayer Gilles Hautes Cotes de Beaune if you're the slightest bit interested)

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

And no, that isn’t myself in my pirate days; way back then I was, of course, young, brawny and glamorous. Afraid it’s much closer to the way I look now – unshaven, overweight, and obviously a cartoon character, not a real person…

― Rex (Rex), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

CJ- are you, dare I say it, posh?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Friday, 18 April 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, she's Beaujolais.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 April 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

That's all right then- I had a dark suspicion that Chateau Cheltenham Ladies College was the vineyard in question. Hang on though, calling CJ Beajolais looks like asking for trouble to me. I would like to disassociate myself fom the esteemed Matt's choice of vintage, while I can

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Monday, 21 April 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Only disassociate yourself on the grounds that it's a very bad joke, no other. I'm sure that CJ is more akin to Vacqueyras in actuality.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 April 2003 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahem.

I am not - dare I say it - posh. I am not Beaujolaisesque. I am not Vacqueyrasian. My middle name is not Syrah.

I am ordinary. Terribly, awfully, mind-numbingly ordinary. If truth be told, I'm not even Unruly, as my name might suggest. It was just wishful thinking, really. I chose that name in the vain hope that it might imbue me with an air of excitement and mystery, that people might consider me to be mildly interesting or even slightly rebellious but I see now that it's all backfired in a rather disappointing way.

I'll just go up Leckhampton and chuck myself off the devil's chimney then.

― and what's wrong with CLC? (C J), Monday, 21 April 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think it backfired really, in that it worked to convince me that calling you Beaujolais was probably a dangerous tactical error ( and I am still not sure that it was at all wise of Matt). Is kick boxing a favourite hobby, by any chance?
As for CLC, I had a girlfriend from there once. It all ended in tears...so that would in fact only make you more scary.

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Kick boxing, no. My hobbies revolve more around a muddy long wheelbase Land Rover and a set of waterskis. Okay, I'll admit to being ex-CLC but the references to being either scary or posh lead me to believe you have an obsession with the Spice Girls. Worrying, that. Very worrying.

― C J (C J), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

C.J.? Would you care to meet with me outside of the constrains of this silly forum? I would be happy to introduce you to the esoterics of moss. Erotica can be found in many forms but only a Zen Clown can open the doors of the "Fuzzy Green". The wonderful and stimulating world of moss is beyond the ken of most members of the gentle sex but I can guide you. You will, of course, need to be open-minded, slightly inebriated and sans knickers. An entire musty Universe awaits you! What say, old girl! You need only lie still, dream of green and...Excuse me...I have to let the dog out.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I am really, really scared of clowns. I've never been able to put my finger on quite why they terrify me so, but I think Marty's post has gone a long way towards pinpointing the very essence of my fear in a way that several years of expensive therapy have failed miserably to do. So - thank you! I shall sleep peacefully and sweetly tonight after having been brought face to face with my worst nightmare only to realise that clowns are people too. Weird, unstable, kinky people ......but people, nonetheless:)

And on the subject of Fuzzy Green Erotica, may I introduce you to a strange furry object which has been lurking at the back of the top shelf in my refrigerator since before Christmas? I'd be grateful for a professional opinion on what it might once have been. I have tried to throw it out but it seems stubbornly rooted to the spot, and I am almost certain that I heard it giggle.

― C J (C J), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You can almost see the sexual sparks flying from the screen.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

*sigh* that's the last time I make a joke based on the Guardian's Pass Notes, it only ends in tears, and possibly shock and awe, it's so hard to tell these days.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 April 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

And, CJ, please leave me alone – I’m not doing anyone any harm in your fridge, now am I?

― Strange Furry Object (Rex), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

B-but surely you just tried to sleep with the cheese?

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

It was simple slumber, nothing erotic. The cheese instigated the whole thing. Media whore.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't brie like that! The cheese thought the whole thing through very caerphilly, leicester reputation be sullied.

Oh sorry.....wrong thread.....

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Not to worry, I've extended the amnesty to cover the entirety of AAD. All puns are herewith impounded.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggest caution here. If the Cheesemiester should return we might all find ourselves outside the gates of Edam.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparantly no one has noticed or is too straight up to mention that this thread is an excellent place to get "head".

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Tsk tsk marty old bean, the board for sexually desperate deviants crying "LOVE ME! LOVE ME!" is located elsewhere. We're all too pissed here for that sort of thing.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 25 April 2003 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"LOVE ME! LOVE ME! I WRITE FOR SMELLYINDIE.NET AND I'VE READ SOME GOETHE!"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 25 April 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Precisely.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 25 April 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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