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It has recently come to my attention that some parents, in the so-called civilized world, gather up their children, wash their faces, load them into the car, drive to the zoo AND WATCH BABOONS!

That is DISGUSTING! That is SICK! Have you ever seen a baboon?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

When my family logs on to http://transvestite crackwhores in heat. com, I can be reasonably sure that they won't have warm feces flung in their faces. Jeez!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 28 April 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Lets hope so, for the sake of all our children.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

my dad took me to watch the baboons on my fourteenth birthday. he told me i was "going to learn about the birds and the bees." i thought i did. it was years and several animal cruelty arrests later that i finally realized he hadn't been trying to teach me to fuck baboons that fateful day. at least i don't think he was.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 2 May 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

better than trying to fuck bees

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 2 May 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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