Spot the difference

After all that buildup....he doesn't look anything like him.

He so does. Imagine the hair the same. The face is very similiar.

Both gay, obviously. "A" probably has a "pocket protector" and "B" never uses condoms. It's hard to tell from here.

Readers may be interested to learn that Exhibit A is a member of a popular Canadian musical ensemble named Hot Hot Heat and is called ‘Dante DeCaro’.

Dante, of course, is an unusual name.

So it may perhaps be significant that we here at Ask A Drunk have come across it once before.

On October 6th last year, on a thread (that will live in infamy) entitled ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Dante!’, we were introduced to a character called Dante Reginald Martinez, whose personality and activities did not entirely warrant the attention we were asked to give them.

I have just exchanged emails with the Central Registry of Population in Victoria, British Columbia. They confirm that the man who now calls himself Dante DeCaro was, until two years ago, known as – you guessed it – Dante Reginald Martinez.

Now, it is a matter of record that Dante Reginald Martinez was created by (sorry to sully the etc., etc.) Sean M Hall. And Exhibit B above is believed to be called ‘Robin Makenzee’.

It might be thought that Mr Makenzee, who is well known in Lancashire as a musician, teacher and avant-garde gin-related performance artist, could have no possible connection with Mr Hall, a former twelve-year-old in San Francisco.

But I can reveal a photograph that clearly shows Robin Makenzee communicating with Sean M Hall!

Why would he wish to do that? Is it possible that he, too, was created by that pint-sized, pre-pubescent Pygmalion, and is forced to send him daily reports of his observations and movements? Could Dante be a sort of prototype, and Robin the finished product? If so, what is it for?

Then again, why are there no photographs showing Robin Makenzee and Dante DeCaro together? Is it conceivable that they are in fact one and the same? Has Robin/Dante been infiltrated into Ormskirk to destroy Hot Hot Heat’s deadliest rivals, Shirokuma and the Piss Shivers project?

Oooh, there are so many things to worry about these days, it’s a wonder we’re not all deranged dipsomaniacs. Oh, hang on…

The photo of Robin communicating with Mr. Hell was taken whilst genuinely merry and during an MSN conversation between Celeste and the Beast. It seems I'd convinced our little friend that Robin was a figment of our collective imaginations,so the photo was proof of Quiffboy's actuality.

Yesterday i had sex (using a condom) (with a woman), and today a bought a piano. Shortly after typing this i will roll myself a joint. Tonight i will more than likely be quite drunk, and tomorrow....and tomorrow.

An elaborate unauthorized biography thread this may be, but it doesn't change the fact that you Jimmy, are a cunt. And as Matt quite accurately pointed out, 'Exibit B' looks nothing like me!

Oh and i almost forgot, you can dress up your very own Jimmy right href="http://web.ukonline.co.uk/laurenharries/indexflash.htm">here

Oh you son of a bitch! Lol. Dante has mysteriously gone to France....

That's my old site. The new one is www.seanmhall.tk...

I have another story... Bilblio... who is she and why was she drunk the last time I talked to her? She showed my that Robin Picture at the time when I was obsessed with this song.

And I thought you had forgotten...

I had, now kindly fuck off.