Deception

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Have any of you ever been deceived?

I was looking around on the newsgroups the other day and I found a jpeg entitled "Young blond shaved and ready". I downloaded it and it turned out to be a picture of a Dalmatian on a fire truck.

Is nothing sacred? Jeeze.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 9 May 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

A Dalmatian? What have you got against Croatian women?

― C J (C J), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

cj -- i think zen clown (quite properly) took offense because the fire truck was on the bottom. simple issue of good taste.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 9 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

More worryingly, might he be googling up "young blond shaved and ready" in search of pictures of Pooster? Because I think I can say - without fear of contradiction - that Mr Pooster is none of those things (except perhaps when he gets dressed up to go out on a Saturday night)

― C J (C J), Friday, 9 May 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

the pooster can be felt, not seen; tasted but not heard. is there google.aroma database in any event??

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 9 May 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. Hurley:

Do you have any idea, sir, how unsettling your previous post may be to someone who may have just had dinner?

Feeling? Tasting? Smelling? The Pooster?

My Gawd!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 10 May 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Mr Clown:

Are you not aware that the avatar Hurley exists beyond the realm of the senses? He is to the wind as the lion is to the final judgement, to the earth as Kings are to the top 40, to the air as the mightiest warrior is to last Tuesday and to water as water is to water, only more so. Plus he has an extensive collection. Do not question his methods.

Kindest regards

Matt

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 10 May 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

So let me see if I have this figured out correctly.....

The Angle of the Dangle

times

The Sine of the Incline

equals

The Heat of the Meat

Is that it???? I think I shall go try to multiply again and see if it comes out the same.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Sunday, 11 May 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

it wasn't me. it was the dog.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 23 May 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The dog is embarassed, you know. I'm an animal empath.

I can't spell none too good but I know what them critters is thinkin.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 24 May 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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