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It's Robin's birthday, let's all tell him what a dick he is.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 26 May 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Robin, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're a dick

You are the male organ of copulation and of urinary excretion, comprising a root, body and extremity or glans penis. Your root is attached to the descending portions of the pubic bone by the crura, the latter being the extremities of the corpora cavernosa and beneath them the corpus spongiosum, through which the urethra passes. Your "glans" is covered with mucous membrane and ensheathed by the prepuce or foreskin.

Happy Birthday.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 26 May 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

And some cheese.

Happy Birthday!

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 26 May 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, Robin!

Here's a list of other important people who share(d) your birthday:

Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin writer/mother of Mary Shelley (1759)
Alexander S Pushkin (1799)
Isadora Duncan (1877)
Al Jolson (1886)
John Wayne (1907)
Sir Matt Busby (1908)
Peter Cushing (1913)
Jay Silverheels (1919)
Peggy Lee (1920)
Miles Davis (1926)
Stevie Nicks (1948)
Lenny Kravitz (1964)
Zola Budd (1966)

(That would be one hell of a party!)

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 May 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Jay Silverheels? Who the fuck is Jay Silverheels?

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 26 May 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Jay Silverheels was the actor who played Tonto, kimosabe.

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 May 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Uuhg, that right Kimosabe" Tonto

"WWHHEEEEE!!!" Silver

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 26 May 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait a minute...I thought this was a party for a dick and now it's getting silly.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 26 May 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

a dick he is a small bit of cowl neck jumper meant to fool the ladies whilst keeping your back front and sides itch free. a dick he is to suave what falsies are to kitten. a dick he, knotted, makes a rough condom in a pinch. a dick he is.

― hurley (hurley), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Touched

― Robin (RJM), Monday, 2 June 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

that's spelt "teched."

― hurley (hurley), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

that's spelt tichedd

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 5 June 2003 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CELESTE!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 1 August 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 1 August 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, Celeste!

Every time I see you name, I think of this Celeste!

http://www.herald.co.jp/movies/babar/img/celeste.gif

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 August 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

that seems a little unfair- Lynskey promised me that Celeste had the trunk under control. That said, we know that Celeste employs multiple cats to sort the mice out, and we all know how elephants feel about mice

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It wasn't meant to be unfair, it was supposed to be nice - I really really like the Babar stories :)

― C J (C J), Saturday, 2 August 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I fully intended to say ‘Happy birthday, Celeste!’ before Friday had passed, but the Fates conspired against it. Bona fide gits, the Fates, if you want my opinion.

― Rex (Rex), Sunday, 3 August 2003 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Guess who really hates the Barbar stories.

Guess why.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so sorry, Celeste.

― C J (C J), Monday, 4 August 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure she won't have taken offence. Jim just likes feeling superior.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Pot. Kettle. Black.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Saucepan. MacKenzie's. Unwashed.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Saucepan, Soup, Yours.

Wine, Mine, Guzzled.

Rissotto, Mmmm, Impossible.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Thankyou everyone. Even CJ.

I do really really hate the Babar stories though, some librarian once tried telling me I sould be reading them instead of Enid Blyton, which was too advanced for me at 7. I'd never heard of Babar and was hugely insulted when I realized it was a princess elephant.

― celeste (Celeste), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Wine. Replaced. Better.
Go to the fucking shops.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Safeway, Sorbet, Oh Brother Where Art Thou.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 7 August 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Motorworld, Meths, Equis.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Competitive Edge. Alcopop. Lock Stock and two smoking barrels.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Burtons, Budweiser, Bring it on.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Paper, Scissors, Stone.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I like pizza.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Pizza's not bad, yeah-heh, ah-huh

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Until April I had always thought that Robin was a girl. Then Lynksey's Lady Friend sent me a picture of him/

― Sean3 (Sean3), Sunday, 12 October 2003 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Robin is a girl.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 12 October 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

As we can all see by examining the picture in question.

― Rex (Rex), Monday, 13 October 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Och aye, Matt. Fear not. 'Tis only the wee Seanling of yore, back again to sweeten our days.

― Aimless, Monday, 13 October 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

ATTENTION. MATT AND LYNSK BIRTHDAYS IMMINENT. GIFT SHOWERS REQUIRED. NO PISSING.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 17 October 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too! (next month, anyway). Buy me beer, and I will dazzle you with my ability to be slightly entertaining when pissed as a fart.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 18 October 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"NO PISSING"

Fuck, that's my idea out then.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Saturday, 18 October 2003 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hzzzzz Brtthhhdy 2 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 20 October 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ATTN: MATT AND LYNSK BIRTHDAYS NOW GONE. THANK YOU FOR NOT PISSING.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 20 October 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy (belated) birthday to you both!

I was going to play 'Happy Birthday' for you on my melodica, or possibly on an ancient Rolf Harris Stylophone, but this guy does it so much better...

www.kor.dk/borge/happy90.ram

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

REVIVE!

It's Jarlid's birthday! So here's a picture of a grebe!

http://www.birdingfaqs.com/hungarianbirds/7.great%20crested%20grebe.JPG

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday Jarlimarly

― celeste (Celeste), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

And again. Happy Birthday Jarl

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday, Jarlid!

May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back...

Aw fuck that. You're one year closer to death. Sorry.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Jarl, birthday!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 26 February 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurray for Grebes, especially Great Crested Grebe's

to show my appreciation for the sentiments expressed within this thread here's an illicit picture of a heron, natures hat stand.

http://www.geometer.org/bestphotos/heron.jpg

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 26 February 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Hippo birdie, Jarlr'mai!

― C J (C J), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"Buy me beer, and I will dazzle you with my ability to be slightly entertaining when pissed as a fart."

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), October 18th, 2003 3:25 PM.

.................................................................

I'd give a month's pension check to see that.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I would be willing to ante up a little something for that as well!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 27 February 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

In appreciation of everyone here's a picture of a hovercraft:

Well, hell, if I knew how to do it there would be.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 27 February 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://homepages.bw.edu/~jcurtis/hovercraft.jpg

A hovercraft, yesterday.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 27 February 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Ace!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

and who is that at the wheel?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Saturday, 28 February 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

That's Maude Hoover. She invented those things you know.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 28 February 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DERE

― THE AMAZING RANDY, Saturday, 28 February 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

u shared ur birthday with 19 million people

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

now THAT'S onehell of a party

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ. Johnny Fitz and the amazing Randy. AAD is now officially dead.

*tidies up papers, shuts door, shakes head regretfully*

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I've urinated on the door frames to mark my place.

I'm going to the park and watch the young girls. Me and Aqualung.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

We shall not die, but we shall all be changed... then wander off to take a leak and not find our way back again. Like Lynskey.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

But for the grace of Celeste, Lynskey wouldn't be aware of his time zone.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 6 March 2004 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

He's not wrong, you know.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 March 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

and of course, many happy returns to you, Mr Clown.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday Marty!

― C J (C J), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Clown Birthday. Now start clowning around.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday, Adolf!

The current events of 2004 are causing you to be less infamous.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

WHADDYA GOT

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Monday, 17 May 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

Besides crabs?

― Aimless, Monday, 17 May 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/05/19/us/19primaries3_337395/19primaries3_337-395-popup.jpg

― Aimless, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/05/19/us/19primaries3_337-395/19primaries3_337-395-popup.jpg

― Aimless, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Ask a Drunk-it

― spoon00, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

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