Are you Breaking any Beer Laws????

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Breaking any Beer Laws?????????

Beer Crimes

еdë §téè£, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. The rules about Guinness are bullshit. That is all.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

who gives a tinker's damn about their laws. they had their chance at gallipoli and BLEW IT!! i say marry the lot off to ocatgenarian balkan nuns. serve the blighters rite (assuming you know the liturgy).

hurley (hurley), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not on. I don't like that idea.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 5 July 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Half-arsed man, put some fucking effort in.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't agree with you. Speak up.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

No. Listen harder.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 10 July 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I refuse. Change your faulty attitude.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Shan't. Adjust to suit me.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Won't. Get an avatar.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Boys, boys, boys,....... Let's settle this like gentlemen.

Now, here's a pair of pistols. That's right, one for each of you.

Stand right here on this line with your backs together.

Take one step for each number as I count to 10.

When I reach 10 you turn around to face each other.

Take aim.

And fire at the ground in front of you.

Then lets all go have a pint.

еdë §téè£, Friday, 11 July 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Shan't

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Sir, I demand Satisfaction.

Benny (pooster), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Won't give it.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure I've got a spare copy of it somewhere for you.

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Speaking as an octogenarian Balkan nun, may I say how grateful I am at this late stage of my life for such a wonderful chance to get shackled to a brutal, violent alcoholic with skin cancer, a stained vest, no conversation, corks dangling from the brim of his hat and an irritating accent straight out of Home and Away : The Bloodbath? It’s what I’ve always dreamed of, which is why my cell at the convent had to be soundproofed.

Rex (Rex), Sunday, 13 July 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)


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