i literally just had a baby and named it pooster.

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what's your favorite name you've ever given one of your babies??

was it a robot or a regular baby??

was it fat??

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

on a related theme, is it normal to be asked about stool production during a job interview or is that just a polite way of getting into the whole robot thing??

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 10 July 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

no, it's an extremely impolite way to get into a robot.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm... I am still trying to get my 'head' around the theory that I might be a real poo. Whatever. If I am a real poo, I might get cheaper life insurance, eh?

― Pooster (pooster), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Not a chance, Mr. Shit

― The Crazy Insurer (Lynskey), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you under the illusion, pooster, that you have a life to insure?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Saturday, 12 July 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaaaarrgghhh! You shouldn’t have said that. Do you not understand that, by suggesting to Pooster that he may not have a life, you destroy at a stroke the elaborate structure of fantasies with which he has hitherto persuaded himself that he does?

Listen! Nothing. He’s silent. He’s gone. All that remains of Pooster is a few shimmering atoms, drifting like thistledown across the tundra that is your enormous fat stomach, Weebleman.

I hope you’re happy now.

― Rex (Rex), Sunday, 13 July 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

If you listen closely, the noise you can hear is that of my avoirdupois, leaping ( in a slow kind of way) up and down on Pooster's thistledown. Small earthquake in Chile has nothing on me.

And cackling.

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooops. Apologies to the atoms of Pooster. I've just noticed that Hurley was the one responsible for the use of the word "literally" in the thread title. He was the one I meant to pound into the dirt.

But probably too late now.

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"literally" did not appear in my original post, but was added later by force/forces unknown (to me). also, does the cyclone of atoms of a rapidly deflating fanstasy swirl in differnt directions north and south of the eqautor. further, if one imagines the equator as a belt 'round the planets midsection, what kind of buckle does one imagine on said belt?? one of these big brass rodeo prize buckles or just a simple martingale??

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm: I take it it's not safe for me to come out just yet..?

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 14 July 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Nearly. Wait for Matt to do that "thats what you always say" thing.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 14 July 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

That's your antelope for exercise.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

And . . . . . cue Pooster . . .

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

That seems a bit extreme.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaaandddd . . . . . cue Pooster . . .

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Like in snooker?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

More Pool

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Lido?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

kitty?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Carom.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Not coming out. Nope. Too dangerous.

― Pooster (pooster), Thursday, 17 July 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't blame you. It's all gin and ejjits.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 17 July 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I metaphorically just had a baby and named it Pooster

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 17 July 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Why that name?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Sunday, 20 July 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It was better than Simile, I've got a cousin called Simile.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 July 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I have several thousand cousins, all named Hyperbole.

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 20 July 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a lovely name.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 July 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

No it's not, it's an absolutely brilliant name

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the most absolutely brilliant fantastic name ever in the whole history of the world. I'm not exaggerating.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't wait till I get off my face, and can literally say that I gave birth to a multicoloured hurley. My current cousin count stands at 7,919; but I am the godfather to but two - #5,153 and #6,011 ... both outstanding prime numbers, God bless 'em. I am still single, of course, but any girl interested in a bit of Fibonacci-ing is alright by me. Fibonacci invented sex, by the way, in case you didn't know. He also invented the pouch, the switch, and the garrot. Although the last one never really caught on as a sexual aid, except amongst Tory MPs. And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my CJ-aroma Jessica-Lynch doll. I know the marketing has gone haywire somewhere along the line, but you know what they say: a fool and his money are soon masturbating.

― Pooster (pooster), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

*coughs*

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 27 July 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

*masturbates*

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 27 July 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

*matadors*

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

*twisted nerves*

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

*faith and hopes*

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

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