Least popular condom flavours

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School Stew
Semolina
Marmite
Rhubarb Fool
Gruel
Tizer
Liebfraumilch
Pork Scratchings
Woolton Pie
Pot Noodle
Bird’s Nest Soup
Tripe & Onions
Deep-Fried Mars Bar
Powdered Milk
Wincarnis
Scotch Egg
Prawn Cocktail
Complan
Lighter Fuel
Baked Alaska
Beetroot
Sunny Delight
Ratatouille
Coleslaw
Sherbet Fountain
Gefilte Fish
Ovaltine
Peking Duck
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Pâté de Foie Gras
Last-Of-The-Huskies
Snuff
Heroin
Semen

Others?

― Rex (Rex), Saturday, 19 July 2003 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Strawberry Regret
"Andy"
Goat's cheese and sunblush tomato remoulade, darling
Hen, any hen
microfiche
Sardine
Raspberry Withdrawal
Panzer
FUCKING SAMBUCA

I have had a team of researchers working around the cock to gather this information. Please help to pay them by posting cheques to 48 Pie Road, Huormsquairche.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

"Camp" coffee

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 July 2003 06:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Matt
Robin
Lynskey
Rex
Pooster
Jarlr'mai
Celeste
CJ
Zen Clown
Hurley
Weebleman
Dude Steel

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 20 July 2003 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

C J flavoured condoms would be a taste sensation and a marketing triumph, oh yes.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 July 2003 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought that you were elsewhere maintaining that WD40 would feature?
Smitten as I am by your charms, CJ, I have never seen motor oil or similar as a necessary part of my sex life. Olive oil or at a push baby oil, maybe...

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Sunday, 20 July 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

WAX

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 20 July 2003 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Butch coffee

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 20 July 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Extra virgin baby oil

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 20 July 2003 23:43 (twenty-three years ago)

That guy out of Sparks

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 20 July 2003 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes but Panzer. PANZER.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 July 2003 03:26 (twenty-three years ago)

pork
wool
high voltage
tobacco
book
iron
needles
staple gun
bird
rummage sale lady
log
kraut
ranch
zest
rust
horse
3d class compartment window (inside)
shoe
hair
beak
hot skillet
skewer
ugly

― hurley (hurley), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

latex

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

wombat

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Claire Rayner
Aristotle
Bill Gates
Alistair Campbell
Scrooge

― Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The taste of Uday's flailing cheek as it flew towards the sky.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

That's the official Republicans' condom flavour. Just heard it on the Today programme. No doubt they got some free samples: I can just see John Humphrys giving it to one of those lesser-known presenter chicks now. Droit du seigneur etc.

― Pooster (pooster), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I am the lord of this manner and I demand you taste Husayn al-Tikriti, and now the weather....

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 July 2003 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

scavenger
icily
Toronto International Airport
Botswana
Theucidides (follow-up to Aristotle; did only slightly better in sales)
panjandrum
Artex
Klosters
wossisname
Styrofoam
Tetrahedron
infomaniac
death

― Pooster (pooster), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Polyputheketlon
Animaniacs
Nada Surf
Now with polaroids
Town Mouse/Country Mouse multipack
AS-PAR-TAME!!!!!
Group 4 for added security
Ribcage
Rotten Borough
Swine of the Parish

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 26 July 2003 00:59 (twenty-three years ago)

GREATEST EVER flavours tho :
miso
quaalude
slunk
harpic
polystyrene
chip grease
aropax
mutton
whiz
foxed document
space dust
earth
wind
fire

― duane, Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Foot

― Ðµdë §téè£, Sunday, 27 July 2003 23:12 (twenty-three years ago)

PANZER

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Matt, script kiddy! Can you orchestrate a tank battle between the PANZER and a Churchill tank? Oh, go on! Please! I don't mind who wins... just want to see a battle in scrollingtextovision.

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 28 July 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

He's more than capable of doing it in Civ.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 28 July 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Civ flavour.
Cloves
Stem Ginger
Unflavoured
Vacuum
Vacuum classic
Vacuum fresh
Vacuum lite

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Come by
Ay up
Nar then
'Appen
Sithee
Comeuppance
Bah eck
Cunt

― Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

PANZERCHURCHILL

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

This battle will span the decades.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

The Internet comes of age.

― Pooster (pooster), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 03:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm bored of the Internet already, it's nowhere near as good as girls.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 31 July 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

*Some ill-considered joke about women, comparing them infavourably to the structure of ilx, AAD in particular. Make it yourself, I can't be arsed. It'll probably be something to do with "show threads by popularity " or something*

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:07 (twenty-three years ago)

That's not like you.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

There should be a diet option.

― Woodbine (Woodbine), Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

the horse head from the Godfather
plumber's crack
plumber's forearm
Mike Tyson's tattoo
Micheal Jackson's old nose (kept in a jar somewhere on the moon I'm told)
orange shag carpet
sandpaper
chewed tin foil

― rudeboy (rudeboy), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:08 (twenty-three years ago)

hospital smell
binary zeros

― rudeboy (rudeboy), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

poopshoot. The company's think think have been fired and were replaced.

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Sunday, 7 December 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

with a think tank

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 7 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

It's certainly no Parklife

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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