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― jim smith, Monday, 28 July 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a very large tome upon which the ancients used to inscribe their various comings and goings. Or it's a very small sea dinosaur. I forget.

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 28 July 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Not to be confused with 'ClytsRus', a gaggle of adolescents from Steerpike Comprehensive, Fazakerley, who used to go about dressed as Clytaemnestra, wife of Agamemnon. All three of them. Mmmmm... peplums.

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 28 July 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

What is a tixilyx, by the way?

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 28 July 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

CLI-Torus

Interacting with a doughnut using a keyboard.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

CLI-Tori

151 cushions

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Clitaurus: half bull, half Clive. As documented by Mary Renault.

― Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Clintora: Jewish cowboy
Clitoris: A tumultuous riot after church left substantive sexual organ

― Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Clitris - A game invented by a sex-starved Russian wherein one has to manouevre female genitalia which fall at a steadily increasing rate. A bit like going to the Arriba on a Sunday.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Clitrisk.

A board game where by players must attempt to conquer the female sexual organs using only dice.

A bit like pulling a croupier.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Clitrusk.

Biscuit shaped like a girls goolies.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Clitwrecks: a tragedy of the seventeenth century wherein many concubines destined for a riotous existence in the courts of europe died when the slave ship carrying them the Massive Injustice ran aground just off Barrat's Zawn on the North Cornish Coast. Some say that even to this day, when the tide runs high on a spring night you hear nothing other than the noise of the waves because ghosts don't exist.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ClitRust: Where the female sexual organs seize up due to lack of nookie, and have to be freed using a generous squirt of WD40 and a brisk rub-down with steel wool.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

My first car was a 1959 Austin Clitoris.

― Rex (Rex), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you have to hand crank it to get it going on cold mornings?

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Whose Clit is it Anyway? - a humorous look a war-crimes investigators.

― Pooster (pooster), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

(Hey! Hush! CJ started it!) ... uh... okay. I take full responsibility for the lack of taste. I'll get back to my politico-reality-tv-thing: "George Walker Bush: when chimpanzees attack"

― Pooster (pooster), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Geaorge walker Bush, when an incumbent US president inadvertently becomes buried under a pile of glistening detached female genitalia, gamely attempting to fight his way to freedom before becoming, frankly, smothered by mucus and gesturing wildly to his aides who, misunderstanding his girl-jizz coated gestures press a sequence of buttons which they think will launch many missiles at the former CCCP but, in actual fact due to interference from the sorely underfunded state department actaually cause a nuclear vision of Colin Powell's face to haunt the night sky over the southern hemisphere for (let's see, how long will it last in a void?), oh yeah, forever.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 31 July 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You took all the drugs in one go, didn't you, Matt?

― Pooster (pooster), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Drugs? Matthew? I hope you brought enough for everyone.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 31 July 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"I am clitorus, yellow."

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 31 July 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

*sigh* check the name of the forum, I only ever post here leathered.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The Clitoris is a horrible lie invented by blue cross infiltrates in most western governments; intended to make men, and women, believe in female pleasure, so that they will not drink as much, in case they might score. Everyone knows how hard it is to be god in bed when youre drunk, well, now you know - you're not good when you're sober either, but when yo are, women will fake it.

― jack bauer, Friday, 1 August 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"I only ever post here leathered."

Like in a harness and stuff? COOL!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 1 August 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

You wouldn't think it cool if you have live with a fully grown man who wears a harness and "brass".

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"I love the smell of saddle soap in the morning!"

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The clit is what your daddy's tiny tool looks like before he works on the hampster's dirt box!

― John Doe, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The clit is what your daddy's tiny tool looks like after he tickles it, then works in his hampster's pipes!

― John Doe, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

What's a 'hampster'?

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad had a load of really small screwdrivers, for working on wiring and what have you.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hampsters" are ungainly and very unpopular pets originating in Hampshire County whose only and despicable role in history is being desended from *hamsters* who were wrapped in duct tape and raped by larger animals possessing opposing thumbs. Larger animals who possess "screwdrivers" for instance.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

SHOCK HUMOUR? I'll give you shock humour, me-laddee, Why did the girl fall off the swing? BECAUSE SHE WAS SHOVED OFF BY A HUGE METALLIC SEX-WEAPON FROM THE FUTURE SHAPED LIKE EISENGAARD! GRRR! Etc.

In other news
There's plenty of booze
Spectacular views
Listening to blues

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

And verily, the clitoris of the one plowed abruptly from her swing did fall.

― rudeboy, Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel violated.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You're lying. The smirk and the pink glow give you away.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The smirk maybe, but I am told the pink glow is a rather common state for the clitoris.

― rudeboy (rudeboy), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Especially in Blancmange World

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Blancmange.

Terrible affliction only affecting alibino french dogs.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a type of south american gastropod.

― trlakm.com (King Kobra), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was the next star along from the Dog Star.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

hmmm now I know men..er boys are truely sick...lol

― lezah28, Saturday, 30 August 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You're welcome.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 30 August 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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