Could someone help?

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Perhaps, because of my age or the the nearness of Mars or various climactic, climacteric and/or climatic changes, I find that I have lost my taste for treebark.

My problem is...and this is embarrassing...my front teeth are, from lack of use, growing quite long. People are beginning to notice. Three of my front teeth are beginning to overlap my lower lip. Not two or four but THREE! Who wouldn't notice THAT!

What I need is a dentist who is discreet, someone who can treat my situation with all of the severity it deserves, someone I won't have to kill like those last two.

Extraction is out of the question. My tastes may change.

Any input will be appreciated...probably ignored but greatly appreciated.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 28 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It's those kids of yours. They are such scamps!

Just last night I was watching an infomercial for this wonderful fully self contained automatic exercise machine and potato peeler.

Right after it was complete there was a real commercial for the all new improved "Add a Tooth" compound.

In the ad it showed your exact situation. Children sneeking into the parents room late at night and applying the compound as they sleep.

The guy looked really goofy what with these three HUGE buck teeth and the most horrible multicolored hair, kinda looked like a clown wig.

Might want to check the medicine cabinet for the "Add a Tooth" in a tube and maybe some hidden cameras in the bedroom!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Monday, 29 September 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

HI WAHT IT IS ITS MADE

― Amazing Randy, Monday, 29 September 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the deepest thing anybody's ever said on this forum. Apart form that joke of Jimmy's which was five fathoms bad.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 29 September 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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