Do you sleep?

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It has come to my attention lately that many people choose, voluntarily, to become unconcious for a period of several hours every day. Is this true? The very thought of that scares the hell out of me. I would NEVER go to sleep...unless I had two randy daughters, like Lot. Hey, hey. Don't get me wrong here...I didn't even take a nap until my daughter was married. Oh, jeez, now I sound weird...I take it all back. I haven't associated with Lot since that *incident* and it's unlikely that I ever will again.

I understand that when one "sleeps" one is totally oblivious of reality. Somehow, that unsettles me.

I'm not totally oblivious to this "sleep" thing. I, Zen Clown, went to sleep once. I had a dream. I dreamt that I had these marvelous wings but I couldn't fly because my testicles were the size and weight of bowling balls.

Bottom line...Stay awake. Stay aware. Kill your female children 'less you end up being the brunt of a fairy tale.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 4 October 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

My female child does kick boxing, so I think I may have a problem

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Saturday, 4 October 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Kick boxing is not a concern whereas box kissing is.

My goldfish told me that the hamsters are planning something for Halloween.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Saturday, 4 October 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

They're planning a fish-fry but don't say that underwater, it's hard on their little nerves. *places index finger to pursed lips*

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 4 October 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Eminem describes your sentiments best. What happened to this board?

― p, Tuesday, 7 October 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

It's pretty simple, even at it's busiest it only had six or so regular posters. For reasons outlined elsewhere some of them aren't posting to it. Leaving a depleted board. There you go. I still do when I can, but I'm fairly busy.

In answer to the thread however, the HAMSTERS? You FOOL! For is it not written "The meerkats shall inherit the earth".

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(ans. no, no it's not)

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot say with absolute certainty whether I sleep or not. It would appear so, in that from time to time I have the sensation of waking, which, when you apply strict logic to it, should indicate that I have either been asleep or have just fallen asleep. In any event, I can say with some certainty that I dream, although I cannot always distinguish when I dream.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I sleep in a tuxedo so at least I'll LOOK distinguished whether I'm dreaming or not. Also, if I should expire in my sleep, I won't have to change clothes after I'm dead.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I clicked back to see how badly I had misspelled things and notice that my last post logged on October 8th, 2003 2:22 PM. It was October 7th, 2003 7:22 PM. when I posted it. I've been trying to figure How I could post 19 hours into the future. I think I understand now. You guys are in some some kind of alternate reality or something aren't you.

Yeah.

You guys can't get out of there can you?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

actually you nod off frequently. pardon me if upend your world, but: (a) your hair does not grow naturally in a tonsure; (b) you don't really have enormous bright red lips, and (c) you wouldn't be forever wetting your caftan if we weren't dipping your pinky in a beaker of warm water while you snoozed. don't *even* ask about the constipation. oink oink!!

the problem, oink oink!!, is that your imagination is so limited that your dreams meld seamlessly with banal ebbings and flowings of your waking life. get up from the tuffet, push the curds away, go get a doner kebab from the vans. in short, live it up. the drumbeat chorus to stuff you full of candy and hang you from a string at the orphanage revels is at last too loud to ignore. the only question now is bamboo or carbon fibre?? they'll split you either way. so throat a twix, winge, warble. knock yourself out while you still can.

nap time she's a comin'.

and when i said NOD off, i meant the other. but you knew that. good night sweet clown. you smell SO good.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 10 October 2003 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

http://forums.overclockers.com.au :-D

― hyperhorse, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago)

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