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Do you ever have what you think is a good idea? Something you've never done before? tehn some one tells you not to do it? Then you get really annoyed? Then really petulant cos you don't like people telling you what to do? Then think sod them all and do it anyway?

Well here's my bit of petulant annoyance.

I found this little page http://www.googlism.com which offers minutes of fun. Then someone told me I couldn't mention Googlism as it had been mention elsewhere. Well bloody tough! I've never asked a question here.

So what fun things can you come up with?

― Celeste (Celeste), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

lynskey is an unstable trans
ned raggett is a bad man
rex is unique in several ways

lynskey is short
ned raggett is big leggy
rex is nicely constructed

lynskey is not a "coyote"

sean m hall is a massively unfunny cock of atta proportions who may or may not torture and kill baby lambs

tony blair is planning to ban christmas
ian duncan smith is an idiot who believes in flogging prisoners

ian duncan smith is a sure fire thing
tony blair is still a tiger

tony blair is our last hope
ian duncan smith is slightly better looking

― Celeste (Celeste), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

beer is my friend
beer is my life
beer is so important to the world
beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

― Celeste (Celeste), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:41 (twenty-three years ago)

harry potter is good for christianity
harry potter is teaching your children satanism and witchcraft

harry potter is causing complaints in us schools
harry potter is chinese

― Celeste (Celeste), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you have a brother in San Francisco?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 11 November 2002 04:57 (twenty-three years ago)

No, just a bad habit of rambling on and on when i do decide to post, that's why i don't do it often. I wouldn't want to bore you with mindless chatter.

― Celeste (Celeste), Monday, 11 November 2002 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Bet I'm shorter than Lynskey!

― Rex (Rex), Monday, 11 November 2002 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Bet you're not, Hightower!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 11 November 2002 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Five foot four in my stockinged feet. You had to know sometime. (About the stockings, I mean.)

― Rex (Rex), Monday, 11 November 2002 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Two feet six and shrinking. Great album, that.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Lynsky is NOT a Coyote

― JSENLIB, Sunday, 24 November 2002 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

What was the point of that?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 25 November 2002 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Now now, Matt, I thought it very helpfully clarified, just in case there was any lingering doubt, that we were dealing with a San Franciscan type muppet

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Monday, 25 November 2002 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

correction- religious type muppet

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Monday, 25 November 2002 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

weeble is a lot of things
weeble is a wild animal
weeble is very cute
weeble is a black lionhead buck
weeble is one of her prey
weeble is an addict
weeble is a wank 2 >>shock < < 2*
weeble is the one with the red shirt on
weeble is here and dang dagnabbit
weeble is standing here
weeble is now trying to walk and says cat and has 8 teeth and is so not a weeble
weeble is a 1981 bmw r100rs motorbike
weeble is my shepherd

* (apparently)

― Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Whereas: jon is a big fat piece of frozen poo on a stick

Thanks, C

― Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Bleurghagh???? What manner of madness is this Googlism?

ormskirk is one of the finest tudor houses in the country
ormskirk is investigated
ormskirk is the elegant victorian seaside town of southport
ormskirk is approved
ormskirk is closed after being flooded
ormskirk is also good as it has the ability to withstand severe frosts
ormskirk is a gay and jolly place
ormskirk is to take 18 network computers

...although, I'm beginning to think I should have stayed there. Sounds much more interesting nowadays, what with its 'network computers' and its ability to withstand severe frosts... Three cheers for Ormskirk, and a round let off from a mastic gun from the Saturday market! (just a quid fifty an' all!)

― Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Ormskirk is fun to live in but I wouldn't want to vist there.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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