Do androids dream of electric sheep?

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I know this sounds rather ridiculous. But do andriods *really* dream of electric sheep? I've heard that the essential truth in life is to successfully shear an electric sheep, but is that all?

― Eric Lynch (Lynch), Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 23 October 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Quite.

― Aimless, Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

So I had this roommate who claimed to have "dreams". She liked to walk around stark naked and re-tie people's shoes. 'Seems she couldn't stand clothing or untidy shoelaces. She wasn't welcome everywhere. One minister actually called the police. When he heard, later, that she was going to include him in her dreams, he showed up at the door, sweating profusely, paid her bail, apologized and asked to have his shoes re-tied. (Heh, heh. I love to see a preacher squirm.)

Any way, getting back to the topic...Yes, that stuff from the wings of butterflys and moths can be used for sexual lubrication but, as Mom used to say: "It's better with butter." And...

What? Dreaming of electric sheep?

Well, I suppose one could, but not when it's raining...

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Furthermore, I recommend knee pads and a condom.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

That

*pregnant pause*

's your answer for everthing

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 23 October 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess an electric sheep can hold many uses. For dreaming. For seeing. Maybe for believing, and maybe not. But hey, while we're at the whole electric sheep fiasco, let's just say that the use of an electric sheep can be yours--for the low low price of $49.99 through our special promotional offer from Lynn Frost Enterprises.

the 'electric sheep' can do one of many things--it can walk, talk, and if urinated on, give the one that's doing the pissing a good shock in the privates.

And that's not all..
It can also provide a good power source to your electric automobiles. Ever think of those days when your electric car or truck wouldn't start up? Use the outlet in the electric sheep located in its rectal area, plug in your cord and you'll start up in no time!

Don't wait--make a call now. 1-900-TRY-SHEP.

― Eric Lynch (Lynch), Friday, 24 October 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess an electric sheep can hold many uses. For dreaming. For seeing.

Paging His Excellency Eric Lynch. . . . Kula Shaker's lawyers have phoned and they want their lyrics back.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Now that the chronometers have been retarded the full 3600 seconds and my journey from work is once more shrouded in that particular inky blackness that is the early winter evening, I notice the internal reflection of the carriage.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh what do you see there Jim?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Suffering, only suffering.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

And that fat guy who works undercover for Merseyrail.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, there's a bit of 'reactive delay' here, but who in fuck is Kula Shaker? I think it's out of blind coincidence that I ended up using those words. Oh well, the harm's been done. Tell him that I am willing to go for a $75,000 settlement, no more and no less. Have a nice day, Sir Lynskey.

― Eric Lynch (Lynch), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I will. I'm not the man with a gaggle of Crispy Mills Lawyers sniffing after my ATM goodies.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Nazi Crispy Mills lawyers, please.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Holocaust or no holocaust he's still deep in the Govinda.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I was in the Govinda once.
Horrible place, brrr, horrible.
Viney things to trip on, slimy things to step in, scaley things scurrying across your feet.
I was alone and naked and my one thought was "Don't lose that rectal thermometer, it's not yours!"
I tripped and fell face first into the slime...
Next thing I remember is Mom saying "Now, if you're not going to EAT that jello, I'm giving it to the Mission!"

Bet you can relate to THAT shit, can't ya Eric?

(Nothing personal of course.)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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