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Subject: Metal Box in Education

Good Afternoon,

Sorry about this but I keep getting problems reported to me I don't know how to deal with.

There is some kind of perspective-fronted, metal box, above where Mandy Groom sits in the Education office that has suddenly started to make a lot of strange noises. "Like a toilet filling up" was the description given to me by Janine Fawcett.

Any chance one of you guys could take a look at it?

Thanks

Mark

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I swear this is real.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 24 October 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Go and take a look at it, I'd say it falls within your remit.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 24 October 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely Janine Fawcett could fix it. With a tap.

― C J (C J), Friday, 24 October 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Farrah Faucet, with a bikini?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Or a bikini whale, with a wrench?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 27 October 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Bikini atoll with a nuke.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 27 October 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

or biking at all with an uke. either way my new saddle *hurts*.

is there a special name for that species of burp that calls up an unexpected vomit spike you just manage to choke back??

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Repentant bulimia.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 27 October 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Crosstown Traffic.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Uptown Girl.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Bicentennial Man.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Republican Congressman.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Fishwife

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Piltdown Man

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I like gutting and preparing owls

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I like preparing and then dismantling dingo fences.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Dingos love Matt.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Dingos ate Marty.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Marty dances bustin' mad styles.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Marty farty party?

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I can play a tamourine whilst on tiptoes in a tutu.

The dingos keep their distance.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

Whatever became of this metal box? Did it ever get repaired? How is Janine Fawcett these days?

I need to know.

― C J (C J), Friday, 28 May 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"Perspective fronted", I mean WHAT THE FUCK?

"like a toilet filling up" "Janine Fawcett" ...!

You will be pleased to know that the metal box and our Janine got married on the 11th of January 2004, it was a lovely ceremony held at a big stone building dedicated to a lie perpetuated to enable social control of the weak minded by fear. Mandy Groom was the maid of honour and the flowers were caught by Jonty Rhodes fielding at silly mid on.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Jonty got any prospects in her sights?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 28 May 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It might be fun to get lucky with Miss Rhodes and think to oneself jocularly, "I'm feeling jaunty all of a sudden" and "My, aren't we making inroads today." On the other hand, better leave her and her flowers to the truly deserving.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 28 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

her?

― Slartibartfast, Saturday, 29 May 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Jonty Rhodes, spinster of this parish.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 29 May 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

And they said she didn't sound cricket.

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 29 May 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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